SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

"weird" for a normal place, sure.... this is OT muthafuckaaaaaaa *Duchovny voice*

Touche.

OT, home of the weird. Normal fucks get out and stay out

http://newton64.ca/images/animazing/ShakeHarderBoy.gif

Over/under on random noobs that pop into this thread? I think we had 3 in the last one. I say we get just 1 unless you count the unlikely return of Amy who will be treated as a noob for her hiatus

btw, that drinking game..... I saw a real live \m/ in a posted pic so I took two drinks

maybe they reduced the bandwidth to cut down on the rando bots we were getting for a while?

There was definitely a period of a few months where bots ran rampant with the same fake post. Seems to have stopped

Who knew squirting would kill a thread. Apparently you guys moved on to looking at a certain category of porn.

Edit : Nope, I just failed to realize there was a new page. :(

There is always new pages these days. Everywhere I look there is a new page.

OT threads cant die. They just go on life support for a little while.

I was actually watching a FWD struggle fest outside my window. Pretty entertaining when I dont have to be out there helping

White Rhino= A++

Im losing my fucking mind with envy :runaround:

Ive never had the white rhino but a buddy of mine who home grows is working to change that. Should be ready in April

Over/under on random noobs that pop into this thread? I think we had 3 in the last one. I say we get just 1 unless you count the unlikely return of Amy who will be treated as a noob for her hiatus
Sorry, been drinking. Not sure what you mean by "Over/under on random noobs". Do you mean talk to them until they join us in our insanity? Or do you mean tell them to fuck off immediately, get a Mod to trace their IP Address, the closest of us 3 then hunts them down, and kills them (providing pics and possibly video for our own amusement)?

Because one of those I'm down for and the other I'm not. A man has to take a stand sometimes, and I think this time is now.

Holy fuck, Spoon gets a few drinks in him and he turns into a Die Hard villan. I just meant how many do you think we'll get here..... not how many do you plan to disembowel

Not that theres anything wrong with disemboweling noobs

I voted.

Voted? What the fu- ...goddam I wish I wasnt the only sober one here

could really go for a few glasses of this right about now

http://tasteofbourbon.com/ProdImages/TOB_JB_Knob_Creek_rocks.jpg

I've had a bottle of this unopened in my drawer for well over a year now.... not sure why I havent taken it down

http://www.rockstarcocktails.com/wp-content/uploads/tumblr_ma5uofxC7V1rgqfmxo1_400.jpg

Ive never had the white rhino but a buddy of mine who home grows is working to change that. Should be ready in April
Meh (yeah...a fucking meh). I don't trust names anymore. There are too many seed companies, and too many pharmacists who just make up their own names to sell their shit. I got some "Sour Diesel" before, for doing some work on a guys car. It was nothing special. In fact it looked and tasted like some typical Canadian beaster shit. A few months later, I tried some "Sour Diesel" from someone else, and it was completely different (in taste, look, and slightly more potent). I have a friend who ordered some seed from some company in B.C. Canada, called Grand Daddy Purp. It was supposed to be great, and purple. It was neither, and a google search at the time resulted in like 4 different names.

TLDR: I don't trust "names" of herb. Because they really don't mean shit. :(

I've had a bottle of this unopened in my drawer for well over a year now.... not sure why I havent taken it down

http://www.rockstarcocktails.com/wp-content/uploads/tumblr_ma5uofxC7V1rgqfmxo1_400.jpg
Because it's in a dark drawer, and is now 13+ years old. If you haven't opened it now, as long as it's in a dark environment, fuck it. Don't open that shit until there's a celebration.

Meh (yeah...a fucking meh). I don't trust names anymore. There are too many seed companies, and too many pharmacists who just make up their own names to sell their shit. I got some "Sour Diesel" before, for doing some work on a guys car. It was nothing special. In fact it looked and tasted like some typical Canadian beaster shit. A few months later, I tried some "Sour Diesel" from someone else, and it was completely different (in taste, look, and slightly more potent). I have a friend who ordered some seed from some company in B.C. Canada, called Grand Daddy Purp. It was supposed to be great, and purple. It was neither, and a google search at the time resulted in like 4 different names.

TLDR: I don't trust "names" of herb. Because they really don't mean shit. :(

I agree with you on that. The dispensaries are a little different, while they purchase, or have donated, from people who can name it whatever, at least they acquiring it regularly and naming it consistently in their shops. Furthermore why

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Because it's in a dark drawer, and is now 13+ years old. If you haven't opened it now, as long as it's in a dark environment, fuck it. Don't open that shit until there's a celebration.

I had 8 year old beer a while back. It was very similar to drinking mud- in texture and consistency.

could really go for a few glasses of this right about now

http://tasteofbourbon.com/ProdImages/TOB_JB_Knob_Creek_rocks.jpg
(Did this in reverse order because I'm drunk).

Never tried it before. Wish I did though. But my ship on Bourbon Whiskey has sailed for a few years, unfortunately. I simply can't touch the stuff, which is a serious disrespect to my U.S.A. heritage. I drank too much Wild Turkey 101, for too long, that the flavor makes me sick. I can only drink rum now, or shit Canadian whiskey, when I drink liquor. It sucks, but I liken it to people who can't drink tequila anymore, because it makes them violent. Only Bourbon Whiskey makes me violently ill.

I had 8 year old beer a while back. It was very similar to drinking mud- in texture and consistency.
Shit. That is horrible. Quality beer should be like an aged wine or liquor, not like sludge. Shit, I've had 3-5 year old Labatt before, that was just skunky. Was it a craft beer gone wrong, or a generic beer?

the girl thats attached to a vag I occasionally defile always has cheap plastic bottle canadian whiskey at her place. I drink it cause its there but it makes me appreciate the Knob Creek so much more.


As for this Johnny Walker, its definitely out of direct light now and always has been, but the drawer is plastic so Im not sure if its really "aging" it

....and now the bottle has been wrapped in a black pillowcase to be opened when I make my first million or go completely broke trying

But Im definitely gonna need to get a bottle of KC soon cause I got a taste for whiskey

the girl thats attached to a vag I occasionally defile always has cheap plastic bottle canadian whiskey at her place. I drink it cause its there but it makes me appreciate the Knob Creek so much more.


As for this Johnny Walker, its definitely out of direct light now and always has been, but the drawer is plastic so Im not sure if its really "aging" it
A girl attached to a vag, who drinks shit Canadian whiskey. She's a "thick" white girl isn't she? (If I'm wrong I will apologize and never make a stereotypical joke ever again on these forums).

It's not a 50 year old woman's tits, so I'd say it's doing much better aging than it could be. Just sayin'. (To prevent any sexism in this thread, 50+ year old ball sacks sag pretty "good" too. So no disrespect meant).

You sir, are dead on accurate! She is one of the drunk people in this picture

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1951_725881969637_8618_n.jpg

That pic brings back good memories. I had yet to defile her vageen and had a girlfriend that worked with the both of us. Before the pic was snapped, I used my extendo-reach to grab one of those sweater stuffers and she says "dont get me in trouble with Meredith".... Meredith being my then gf. Hence the "dont pos tthis shit on facebook" look


Good times

This just hit me


(If I'm wrong I will apologize and never make a stereotypical joke ever again on these forums).


:rofl: Keepin it the fuck real :thumbsup:

Cash prize if anyone can correctly identify her family's country of origin. Not sure if "these people" are inlarge numbers outside of Chicago but we have a shit ton of em



...no, she is not Mexican

....yes, we somehow have a lot of Mexicans here

Its so cold in Chicago....

"HOW COLD IS IT?"


cold enough that the hinge on the front door is frosted over

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/cpitts1183/IMAG05721.jpg

I swear Ive cropped and resized (and saved and replaced original) that picture 4 times on photobucket and it keeps reverting back to the first verson.


As usual: internet >>>> me

Cash prize if anyone can correctly identify her family's country of origin. Not sure if "these people" are inlarge numbers outside of Chicago but we have a shit ton of em



...no, she is not Mexican

....yes, we somehow have a lot of Mexicans here

She looks Italian of some sort, Sicilian, but I suck at these things. For years I thought my friends friend was Asian..... nope, Mexican.

I swear Ive cropped and resized (and saved and replaced original) that picture 4 times on photobucket and it keeps reverting back to the first verson.


As usual: internet >>>> me

Glad I'm not the only one who cant get sizing on photobucket to work.

You sir, are dead on accurate! She is one of the drunk people in this picture

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1951_725881969637_8618_n.jpg

I see a resemblance, wherever this guy is from, shes probably from there too.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98wznqiAV1qb140m.jpg

Is that thing Polish? Cause thats where her blood hails from. Those facial proportions are pretty typical of Polish women around here

Shes a Pole 'eh? Never encountered one of those.

the general consensus at my old job was that from the neck down, she's a go..... but youre best off like this....

http://adra-matic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/snoop-doggystyle.jpg

I think she looks alright, nothing wrong with her face.

Oh no she's not horrible but she also is looking close to her best in that picture. Ive seen her at her not best.... it can be rough

One thing is constant though..... tig ol bitties

lol TOB's Gotta love um.

and I do. She asked me after the first time I defiled her..... "so, are they what they thought you would be?"

What are you talking about? I says

"My boobs.... are they what you expected?"


She's a trooper

and she's quite enthusiastic with the defiling...... down for the cause, whatever that cause may be

Should have said "They were nice, till they got messy at the end. Wipe your self up and make me a sammitch!"

Once thngs are done, she typically will ask me if I want her to make me a drink. A winner

I need to see about getting back over there soon

Lol

ever visit the "cam" sites?

as in the "cam girl" genre

I mean Ive seen the free previews for those cams but never paid for access. The "tell me what to do" thing just doesnt seem worth it to me... especially when the stuff I would want done can be found for free on the very site that launched the web cam popup

The rolling previews are interesting though cause some girls openly say what they wont do outside of the private show while others will do basically anything during the preview

I tried it last night for the first time- part of a paid site that I'm a temp member of. It was the very stripper experience. Ended up tipping about $30- about the same as I'd spend in a tittie bar. Got a nicer show to boot. Place was pretty dead, so I just chatted with the girl for a couple hours and got a couple private shows from her. I can see how some guys would get carried away and drop a few bills though.

See usually I figure once I actually get to hear the thoughts of the girl stripping, I'd just wish she would shut up and take her clothes off. Kinda similar to the sudden urge to leave her place once "its over"


Or even worse when you get the girl to come to your place, do what you got her there for, and spend the next 2-12 hours wishing she would leave. Sure theres probably gonna be an encore or two, but once those are over the feeling is the same

See usually I figure once I actually get to hear the thoughts of the girl stripping, I'd just wish she would shut up and take her clothes off. Kinda similar to the sudden urge to leave her place once "its over"


Or even worse when you get the girl to come to your place, do what you got her there for, and spend the next 2-12 hours wishing she would leave. Sure theres probably gonna be an encore or two, but once those are over the feeling is the same

True enough. This girl was fun, interesting- piercings and tattoos- just how I like um. However- I'm a realist, I know shes working for tips and in real life, I'd have a 0% chance.

I once had this idiot girl at my apartment and was geting ready to take her home at about 2 or 3 in the morning.

I asked "so... you about ready to roll?"

This moron says "Oh I figured I would just stay"

I says "but I get up before 6 to go to work"

She says "I'm gonna stay here while youre at work"


She was home in 20 minutes