SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

Coricidin HBP, drink the whole bottle. Or three.

Then watch MIA video... till your mind pops.

Then watch MIA video... till your mind pops.

I was watching her Bad Girls video last night.... and it occurred to me that all Arab guys do that weird head bobble thing when their trying to dance. Is that because you cant pervae sweet dance moves while wearing a sheet?

Then watch MIA video... till your mind pops.


Oh shit drizzle, new page, bitch-holes.

When did we get another TSC?? This page is so confusing


Somewhere around beer 6.

Somewhere around beer 6.
Alcohol content of said beer Sir?

Alcohol content of said beer Sir?

Cantaloupe!

Alcohol content of said beer Sir?

You know your talking to the right girl when your ex finds out and is pissed... LOL

Cantaloupe!
Pussy...

pussy...

:/ .

Pussy...
Unless you soaked the cantaloupe in pure alcohol, ate it, and then drank 6 beers with cantaloupe as an ingredient. Then I apologize for my brash comment.

Unless you soaked the cantaloupe in pure alcohol, ate it, and then drank 6 beers with cantaloupe as an ingredient. Then I apologize for my brash comment.
Because everyone knows alcohol soaked fruit will fuck you up.

For my 21st b-day, my roomate bought a shit load of alcohol and fruit, and mixed it together. First time she did it herself, so everyone was fucked up off of 1 cup. Great way to get messed up, bad way to blow $100+ or so off of alcohol that went bad, after re-bottling bits of fruit that molded in the freezer. At least I got laid :dunno:

Unless you soaked the cantaloupe in pure alcohol, ate it, and then drank 6 beers with cantaloupe as an ingredient. Then I apologize for my brash comment.

funny enough.. I did not.

HOWEVER there are stories of my dad growing watermelons and hooking IV's of vodka up to them in the final days of growing so that they were vodka melons...

Because everyone knows alcohol soaked fruit will fuck you up.

For my 21st b-day, my roomate bought a shit load of alcohol and fruit, and mixed it together. First time she did it herself, so everyone was fucked up off of 1 cup. Great way to get messed up, bad way to blow $100+ or so off of alcohol that went bad, after re-bottling bits of fruit that molded in the freezer. At least I got laid :dunno:

Moldy peaches don't count as "peaches".

Moldy peaches don't count as "peaches".

so its been about 24 hours since I had a dab or a bong hit...

I always hate the first few days when I'm taking break. Not really "craving" it but the insomnia gets me. Which seems to be a common thing amongst us.

so its been about 24 hours since I had a dab or a bong hit...

I always hate the first few days when I'm taking break. Not really "craving" it but the insomnia gets me. Which seems to be a common thing amongst us.

Then I found a dab on the table that I did not know about and was all like:

http://images.rapgenius.com/4na0l4colt3qhqgc5jc0wi4jn.500x281x8.gif

Then I found a dab on the table that I did not know about and was all like:

http://images.rapgenius.com/4na0l4colt3qhqgc5jc0wi4jn.500x281x8.gif

More like 3 dabs

http://replygif.net/i/1271.gif

More like 3 dabs

http://replygif.net/i/1271.gif

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*gunshots*

MC Shag

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So my dad sent me some stuff via UPS and shipped it to the local UPS store rather than my house. Good intentions, sure, but fucking UPS charges you$5 PER ITEM to pick up. So I have to pay $20 to get whatever it is he sent me, which is apparently 4 items worth of things.

Go fuck yourself UPS

So my dad sent me some stuff via UPS and shipped it to the local UPS store rather than my house. Good intentions, sure, but fucking UPS charges you$5 PER ITEM to pick up. So I have to pay $20 to get whatever it is he sent me, which is apparently 4 items worth of things.

Go fuck yourself UPS

Wait... if they bring it to you, its free, but if you pick it up from them, you have to pay extra? WTFMate?

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Nice job whoring, Johnson.

This thread will surely break 100 pages at this pace...

Wait... if they bring it to you, its free, but if you pick it up from them, you have to pay extra? WTFMate?

Indeed. And seeing as how my current net worth is approx $70 I really don't see this pickup happening until payday

Indeed. And seeing as how my current net worth is approx $70 I really don't see this pickup happening until payday

.....and payday is NEXT Friday

.....and payday is NEXT Friday

Looking at these rims/wheels/whatever in my basement and my anorexic bank accounts, I wonder why I haven't sold them yet.

Gues I'm just mentally living in a world where putting them on my car anytime soon will be a good life move

.....and payday is NEXT Friday

Payday for me is the Monday AFTER next Monday. *sigh*

Payday for me is the Monday AFTER next Monday. *sigh*

Monday payday? Must be a 1st and 15th thing. I dont have the energy to check the calendar

Looking at these rims/wheels/whatever in my basement and my anorexic bank accounts, I wonder why I haven't sold them yet.

Gues I'm just mentally living in a world where putting them on my car anytime soon will be a good life move


Craigslist that shit.

Monday payday? Must be a 1st and 15th thing. I dont have the energy to check the calendar

Almost, its a 5th and 20th thing.

Craigslist that shit.

Sold my last set on that cess pool of freelance porn work and it was kind of a pain but I got $1000 out of it.

I had paid 1200 for said rims but I needed the money... the fact that im in a nearly identical situation probably is a good indicator of my financial planning skillzez

Sold my last set on that cess pool of freelance porn work and it was kind of a pain but I got $1000 out of it.

I had paid 1200 for said rims but I needed the money... the fact that im in a nearly identical situation probably is a good indicator of my financial planning skillzez

In other news, I got some Vossens for sale... $1200 w tires

In other news, I got some Vossens for sale... $1200 w tires

I bid $1, Bob.

heh heh... n00bs still cant figure out the art of the single post

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd54/greenblurr93/1-1.jpg

You laugh... but my hat is fly as shit!

You laugh... but my hat is fly as shit!

Post Update- Count 9898.

I think this will be the week...


When I'm hit 10k I'm smoking a blunt for all (two) of your mother fuckers!