Sydney is awash with american seamen

[aussieidiot]

we just had the USS Kittyhawk down in sydney. apparenty they spent 10 million dollars in sydney while they were here.

all our chicks were excited to see sailors. all our guys were happy to see the sailors...... leave.

funny thing though. while it was in our harbour, there was a large brown stain on the water around the entire ship. mmm poopdeck jokes anyone.


oh and since i'm off topic anyway, one job i had last week was for a tenant in an apartment. she was from Minnesota and was .....so fine, want to touch the heiny.

in case you can't tell. i'm bored. this place has been dull. opcorn:

[psych0hans]

Hey, since you went so far off topic I might as well follow, why do U have "BANNED" written above AF Moderator? Just curiois. Thanks in advance.

[jeffcoslacker]

Did you see it? It's astoundingly huge up close...

apparently the cooks learned some new tricks

http://www.kittyhawk.navy.mil/

[aussieidiot]

Originally Posted by psych0hans

Hey, since you went so far off topic I might as well follow, why do U have "BANNED" written above AF Moderator? Just curiois. Thanks in advance.

because i can.......

just kidding. as a moderator (or long term members too) you can type your own title. as a sh!t stirrer i tend to play with people. banned people have the BANNED title appearing on their posts after they have been booted.

welcome to the bike forum,

from the local idiot

[aussieidiot]

Originally Posted by jeffcoslacker

Did you see it? It's astoundingly huge up close...

apparently the cooks learned some new tricks

http://www.kittyhawk.navy.mil/

apparently the yanks think our meat pies are a joke. why eat something that looks the same going in as it does coming out only wrapped in pastry.

probably explains the "mysterious" brown cloud around the boat

[richtazz]

Aussie is one of the best mods on here. He's a person of authority and will pimp slap you if you step out of line, but he also has a great (if not seriously warped) sense of humor.

[motorcycle_psycho]

yeah, we like to go and try and take over cities without force sometimes....we're a peaceful navy :-)

[aussieidiot]

thanks for the praise. shucks.
i try to be fair and respectful but respect is earnt and not expected.

my sense of humour is warped. i'll admit it. but it makes for entertaining viewing. opcorn:



as for the navy taking of our city, the news reports weren't full of bad reports so i'm guessing the behaved themselves.

[motorcycle_psycho]

Originally Posted by aussieidiot

thanks for the praise. shucks.
i try to be fair and respectful but respect is earnt and not expected.

my sense of humour is warped. i'll admit it. but it makes for entertaining viewing. opcorn:



as for the navy taking of our city, the news reports weren't full of bad reports so i'm guessing the behaved themselves.

that's what I'm sayin....I heard it was a one of the better visits...

[psych0hans]

Thanks for the clarification M8Y, I always wondered why you got banned, being a mod and all, now I know :Popcorn:

[speediva]

Originally Posted by psych0hans

Thanks for the clarification M8Y, I always wondered why you got banned, being a mod and all, now I know :Popcorn:

He was banned for his fascination with American seamen.

[motorcycle_psycho]

Originally Posted by saturntangerine

He was banned for his fascination with American seamen.

THATS why I had so many private messages from him promising candy.......it all makes sense now.

[speediva]

Funny how all those pieces come together when you know what the puzzle is!

[motorcycle_psycho]

Originally Posted by saturntangerine

Funny how all those pieces come together when you know what the puzzle is!

[aussieidiot]

come on tange..... you know i'm more a fan of the taco......


but Psycho, explain the comment you PM'd me about your dog and peanut butter....