some idiot is trying to kill me LMAO

yeah this idiot "friend" of mine supposedly said i ripped him off that his other friend's ipod went missing what the hell would i want with an ipod the voices in my head keep me plenty entertained and they'll agree with me on that

but yeah a few days ago his buddy.. i'll call him bob (the one who i supposedly took his ipod) came out here to attempt to kill me he was walking around here shit faced on some thing saying he was going to kill me the funniest part of that he was running his mouth to a few of my really close friends who came up to me later that day and told me about it and said if old boy shows back up the only way the cops would be able to identify him is by a scared shitless look in his eyes and the stripped down burnt shell of an s10

so i called the other guy um.. joe and asked him whats up with him and bob coming out here to try and kill me go figure he said he wasn't out here the closest he was to here is at a hotel 4 miles away so when i told him his truck was seen rolling around here about 10:30 pm he said "ohh yeah i was a few streets down at steve's house"

i don't think he realized he contradicted himself

so yeah to make a long story short if he shows up here again i'm going to break off any limb he swings at me (3rd degree black belt in ju jitsu)

that reminds me i have to get my hands re-registered and renew my boxing lincence turning 20 has its down sides lol

but yeah i found out from a good friend a few days ago that when he went to joe's work to get some lunch that he was talking shit and saying that my car is stolen and all the other cars i had were stolen also then he proceded to say that he sold his van because it was hot (stolen) whats funny about that?



so yeah some one is going to end up in the hospital or face down in a ditch
its one thing if you come up to me like a man face to face and say what you have to. but when you're acting like a little (probably can't say the word here) and running your mouth behind my back you're going to get hurt i have no respect for cowards face to face or hurt your choice

pick wisely

that reminds me i have to get my hands re-registered

oh dear.

lol i know what gets me though if they really had me on camera ripping them off, ummm............... it may be me but i think i'd be behind bars and not on my computer, right?

*~*UPDATE*~* i saw him tonight in his s10 i was coming home from the gas station after picking up a pack of smokes 2 monster BFCs a 5 hour energy shot and 3 packs of yellow jacket energy pills (morning coffee before work lol) yeah apparently no one has ever see a caprice swing side ways like a camaro i have a feeling the person behind me pissed themself just more collateral damage i guess

i was on his ass doing about 50-60 in a 35 the whole way the i saw a cop and was pulled over

good thing the cop that pulled me over from that is a good friend of mine

he smacked me in the head and replied "don't do that again i don't care if i watched you grow up or not if you would have hit some one i wouldn't have helped you, keep it off the streets, catch him alone in his back yard or some thing ok? just keep it away from any where you could hurt some one not involved in your quandry, ok? if i catch you doing this again i will arrest you i don't want to do that. oh you coming to my b-b-q this week end?"

he's a very close family friend (the cop) and he is my mentor he's helped me through every thing he could i love the man as my father seeing as my biological sperm donor was there

its been 14 years since i saw my sperm donor last

i hope my half brother and half sister isn't going through the same things i did

thats a completely different subject though

:attention:meant::gives:

that reminds me i have to get my hands re-registered

remind me again, what do you need to register your hands for?

Is it just me, or does this guy sound exactly like stoned_pimp?

Is it just me, or does this guy sound exactly like stoned_pimp?

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yea he does.... I lol'd at the " I have to re register my hands " .....

omg lol

def reminds me of stoned_pimp

Meh, in a nutshell, take the valve stems out of each tire. You know, the valve you need a special small wrench to remove with, like with your brain, sheesh.:loser:

so nice to see so many open minded people that actually listen and not make fun of some one

thanks for all the support and just laughing at me i really appreaceate that

Meh, in a nutshell, take the valve stems out of each tire. You know, the valve you need a special small wrench to remove with, like with your brain, sheesh.:loser:


what was that about^ did i insult any of you no

then why must you insult me

Someones trying to kill me lmao? Who the frick laughs when someones trying to kill you?

Someones trying to kill me lmao? Who the frick laughs when someones trying to kill you?

They are probably doing a really bad job of it, you know, like using a plastic knife :lol2:

Point is, you put yourself into it. I have some empathy with you, but not that much. Yes, I am laughing, but it's downlow, cuz I've been there at one point in time. I learned, have you?

when you're acting like a little (probably can't say the word here) and running your mouth behind my back you're going to get hurt i have no respect for cowards face to face or hurt your choice

pick wisely


Wow dude you are hard....internet hard. People who act overly hard on the internet tend to be laughed at.

remind me again, what do you need to register your hands for?

If you get married you have to register your marriage right?

Well this guy is such a wanker he needs to register HIS love life, his hands....

I still think just take the valve stems out, :popcorn: