Racing with honor in a dishonorable world.

Twice in the same night I try to get a race with someone in an honorable fashion, no cheating, no jumping or sneaking. and twice these pussies ruin it for me.
I dont know about the rest of you but racing is a therapy for me. win or loose Its an escape from all the crap the day deals me. Its like I remember why I love cars and why I spend so much time and energy on mine. its a pay off that reminds me life is still worth living for those exciting moments.

But when retards get on the road and ruin the experience I swear those homicidle intentions kick in. (this is the part where you think *oh Musashi is so crazy* no I really wanna skin someone alive.)

A fucking Mustang drives by me today. a 94-96 GT with I dont know what kind of rattly crappy exhaust. he gets next to me and just guns it with no warning, no honk down no nothing. Okay im game, I tame off and pass him. I take a corner and he jumps over two lanes to chase after me. Goes for a ricer flyby when I catch him and stop him short, I pull up another 3 or so cars and back off the throttle. he slows down next to me at which point I ask him to lower his window so I can explian to him that the proper way to conduct a race is to at least honk it down. NO, he takes off again without warning.
I let him go right there, he was slow, its a shitty mustang, no victory at all in beating it, just a waste of gas.

Im almost home I pull up to a white civic hatch at a light. Im waiting to turn left, hes going straight. he revs at me. AT ME! a fucking piece of shit honda revs AT ME!
I look over shake my head and tell him loud and clear "your a fucking ricer"!

I take off nice and calm, mutherfucker comes after me. yup, goes for the ricer flyby, I let him pull a nose and then oblitirate his V-TAK POS.
I slow down and he pulls up to me and says (get this) "Its only a Honda bro".

Yeah retard I know, which is why Im perplexed as to why you would even try? its like a mouse trying to have sex with an Elephant, it aint gonna happen.

I simply replied "well I guess thats why you gotta try to do a fly-by, lets go from a dig.
I stop at the next light, you know what he does? he turns the corner and flees.

good lord. gotta love it when the Honda kids act all tought then when they hear a car with real balls they shit themselves and run away. Try to pull the "Im just a stupid kid" card so you dont kill their family.

As for the mustang driver, nothing that a well-placed RPG-7 cant fix.

You sir, are a true American hero.

You did, however, make two big mistakes. You expected both a tool in a Civic and a douche in a Mustang to provide you with a good race. That sir, is foolish and cannot be tolerated on this board :banhim:

You sir, are a true American hero.

You did, however, make two big mistakes. You expected both a tool in a Civic and a douche in a Mustang to provide you with a good race. That sir, is foolish and cannot be tolerated on this board :banhim:


lol...

well, I wouldn't go that far... but maybe a slap on the wrists. :biggrin:

gotcha watch out for those 94-96 mustangs buddy, 215 hp in a 3 thousand odd lb car is a deadly combo...

I feel at this point you need to make it a mission to drive around and find good cars and do whatever it takes to race them. Offer them money, sex, mother in laws, whatever. Stock civics and old mustangs ain't cuttin it.

for some reason mush, i'm afraid darwin's theory of natural selection has been tampered with...

Im almost home I pull up to a white civic hatch at a light. Im waiting to turn left, hes going straight. he revs at me. AT ME! a fucking piece of shit honda revs AT ME!
I look over shake my head and tell him loud and clear "your a fucking ricer"!

hahaha i'm glad you were so blunt about it,, that shit's hilarious :rofl:

^^exactly. i still insist that mushman carry a camera and have it on in the goat whenever he drives. i swear it would be a funny video compilation :). have the ricer stomping, and the bluntness of things.

I would pay to see that. I suggest doing so next time, so we can watch the hilarity that ensues when you drive.

Mushashi = worst doctor ever....

Random guy-What does she have doctor?
Mushashi-AIDS. She is going to die. slow. horrible. she got it from an illegal named Pablo. You fail. Have a nice day, sparky
Random guy-You're a horrible person!
Mushashi-You're a fucking ricer!

^ROFL!

The problem isnt the guys or the cars that I get stuck racing with.
I dont care if its a Geo Metro, if you think you got what it takes then lets see you put it to the test.
But damn it all, at least do it properly. dont go around trying to fly-by on everyone and dont jump out without warning. let a brother know you wanna go for it.

I think I will start carrying my camera around man. at least show some non-believers out there this shit really does happen to me all the time.

Im almost home I pull up to a white civic hatch at a light. Im waiting to turn left, hes going straight. he revs at me. AT ME! a fucking piece of shit honda revs AT ME!

Come on now...not ALL honda's are unworthy of a decent race:biggrin:

ya so that is possibly the worst experience while driving
i'm still savin up for my car but my friend has a 72 nova
and he always gets these shitty ricers that pull up next to him and just take off with no warning
of course he always brings it right back to them : ]

Come on now...not ALL honda's are unworthy of a decent race:biggrin:

All stock ones... unless you are rolling an S2K or NSX, go home :icon16:

Nah, Type-S are pretty quick, but no chance against the goat. Yours, on the other hand, sounds pretty damn fast! But I dont care if you have the fastest Honda ever, you better line up and race right. Or Mushashi may just break out the sawed-off we all know he has stashed under his front seat and remove you from the universe.

And you know that Doctor thing is exactly how that conversation would go, Mushman :)

S2ks are preaty slow, low 14s, thats something Id race with in my Redline.
There is a Vortech supercharged one where I work that belongs to the manager from the El Dorando Furniture store next door. His car makes my GTO look like a soccer mom's minivan.

Now im not saying that hondas are slow. Hell the kids that work with me mostly have hand-me-down hondas that they've riced out. I talk to them, they wanna race me, I give them car lengths and make it interesting.

But when a 1992 Civic Hatch with no rear bumper, low-budget exhaust with a spraypainted black hood and a Walmart seatcovers revs at me, Im gonna feel preaty disrespected. Thats like a goldfish going up to a Tiger Shark and slapping it across the face! you dont do shit like that. have some goddam respect.
You dont see me revving away at Shelby 500's or Vipers or Ford GTs. I know where I stand on the food chain.
Im not gonna appologize for sounding proud or petulant, but I do admit my tone might of been ill chosen.

There is a S2K CR up here, thing rips pretty hard. And you said that you would race them in your redline? So to me they are fast :)

And you are in no means out of line here. People just have no souls. They get cocky and stupid and dont think there will be any repercussions for it. They need to be put in their place. I wont be revving at STis or EVOs, but if one wants to race, sure why not? I am willing to see how I do, even if i know im going to lose. Im not afraid to line up and race like a man, not rev, take off from the stop and take the next turn and hide.


Pussy shit.

no i got exactly what ya mean lol
i still dont have my car (im using an olds acheiva)
and where that sits on the food chain....
well i'd say i just dont rev at anything...

You dont see me revving away at Shelby 500's or Vipers or Ford GTs. I know where I stand on the food chain.
Im not gonna appologize for sounding proud or petulant, but I do admit my tone might of been ill chosen.

don't sell yourself short man - with your mods you could probably walk shelby 500's and pre-97 vipers. both of those run low 13's/very high 12's. but yeah 97+ vip's and ford gt's are probly a little out of your league lol.

Yeah If I were you Mush I'd rev at a gt500, I've seen anywhere from high 12's to low. Shit basically I'd rev at any of the cars you mentioned, I want to see them go. It doesn't necessarily mean I think I will win or not, I just wanna run them.

Yeah If I were you Mush I'd rev at a gt500, I've seen anywhere from high 12's to low. Shit basically I'd rev at any of the cars you mentioned, I want to see them go. It doesn't necessarily mean I think I will win or not, I just wanna run them.

This is very true. I may come across as a ricer when I try to "egg" someone on to run me, but its because of two reasons. Im in the process of finding out what I can and cant beat, AND even if Im going to get my ass slaughtered I still want to see the car in action.

I wish I had more races:(. If the GT500 runs high 12's then shit...i'll rev at it and give it a run for its money. God if I could catch that on film:naughty:

I like to rev on people and watch them take off while I creep away from the light like my grandma. Does that make me a bad person?

If u do it with a cop there and the other driver isn't being a dick, yes.

repent. :(

I like to rev on people and watch them take off while I creep away from the light like my grandma. Does that make me a bad person?
Yes! yes you are a bad person. your instigating a race, bringing someone's hopes up and then not following through with the proposal. That makes you a race-tease! your basically flirting and then not putting out.
You bastard! you get no points, now off to the corner with you.

If u do it with a cop there and the other driver isn't being a dick, yes.

repent. :(

No cops, I'm not like that.
That makes you a race-tease!


I'd rather be a race-tease than a race-whore like you.

yeah, but if i'm flirting with mushashi, i'd rather he put out, than egg me on.

seriously, do you want to be race-blue balled??? thats' just wrong man, do unto others as you'd have them do unto you. And real men dont' blue ball other men like a prude.

And what happens when some guy behind you tries to get cute and thinks he is going to gun it too? and then slams full force into your cute little scooby ass and ends up with his headlights in your backseat.

Try it once, let me know how that ends :D

And what happens when some guy behind you tries to get cute and thinks he is going to gun it too? and then slams full force into your cute little scooby ass and ends up with his headlights in your backseat.

Try it once, let me know how that ends :D
:iagree:

I know how musashi feels about not getting any races with worth while cars. The only cars that seem to be racing now, especially with the rising gas prices, seem to be the n/a 4 bangers that seem beaten to hell. Everyday I see less and less sport cars and more and more gas savers.

There used to be an abundance of 350z's running around here but not anymore, i used to see about 10+ a day now i see around 4 a day. That is just an example of how it is. Every couple days people are trading in their gas surpers and getting something more economical, I drive past the dealers by my office and see 2-3 newly traded in SRT-4's that just sit taking up space at the dealer, there has been a black, blue, and 2 oranges at the same 2 dealers for about 2 months now.

The scene here seems long gone as far as street racing goes, there is probably a hand ful of us left, now everyone just seems to care who has the bigger rims and stereo system in their car for those car meets, where as before you would go to the car meets to race.

It's become very dull over the past year....even the cops are bored

I plan to bring back racing... muwahaha...

I'm formulating plans... I just have to look into the legality of it. (Yes... it's an oxymoron to worry about legal issues to something that's entirely illegal... one of these days when I've got it all layed out I'll explain.)

I plan to bring back racing... muwahaha...

I'm formulating plans... I just have to look into the legality of it. (Yes... it's an oxymoron to worry about legal issues to something that's entirely illegal... one of these days when I've got it all layed out I'll explain.)

i think i kno what you're saying, and i've even got a name for it: a drag strip!

And what happens when some guy behind you tries to get cute and thinks he is going to gun it too? and then slams full force into your cute little scooby ass and ends up with his headlights in your backseat.

Try it once, let me know how that ends :D

exactly, if you egg someone on, you may just get surprised in the rear!! :naughty:

i like how this thread has deviated from dishonorable racing and turned into an anal rape metaphor :rofl:

i like how this thread has deviated from dishonorable racing and turned into an anal rape metaphor :rofl:
Well since you already pointed that out I might as well say what I had though when i read this:

exactly, if you egg someone on, you may just get surprised in the rear!! :naughty:
........Like In prison!

And what happens when some guy behind you tries to get cute and thinks he is going to gun it too? and then slams full force into your cute little scooby ass and ends up with his headlights in your backseat.

Try it once, let me know how that ends :D

It ends up with me and an insurance check headed down to the dealer for a 2007 STI.

Thank you for your concern.

haha that is a good point. As long as he doesnt end up with his radiator roasting the back of your head off.... then you may be worried about how you are going to pay the medical bill to pay off all of those skin grafts.

But Gotian, its not just where you are. Its happening here too. Almost no boosted cars or huge V8s anymore. There are the typical holdouts... I know a guy who has an H1 who never drove it until Diesel hit $5 a gallon... now its his DD. The number of corvettes has gone up, but everything else has evaporated. You would be amazed how many GTOs we have up here for sale.

Its a sad day when Honda Fits outnumber everything else in a parking lot with your buddies. I am going to be one of the holdouts for as long as I can, trying to keep the scene alive.

i'll keep driving a pos during the days and at nights i'll bring out the green machine.

there's a lot of sports cars in cary/raleigh. they'll open up the throttle when they're going the other way or rev when they're turning a different direction,, but they're all too chicken-shit to race me when i pull up next to them.

just yesterday there was an orange 99-04 gt stang in front of me at a light, with black racing stripes and exhaust (probably a flowmaster catback like every other fucking mustang in the world). and he rev'd it up while the light was red, then when it turned green we both turned and i gunned it up next to him...the two guys in the car just stared at me blankly, and as i tried to coast with them the driver just kept decelerating until he was going like 38 in a 45. i pulled it back up to like 45 and he just sat a few lengths behind me for the next few miles.

not tryin to jack the thread, but this incident was way too boring to deserve its own thread lol..

No that was quite on topic. What makes people think revving when the light is red is socially acceptable, yet they are afraid to even look the other guy in the eyes. I just dont understand the thinking that goes on behind those shifty eyed fellows who partake in the dipshit version of being a "badass"

I need to start carrying a goddamn gun.

there's a lot of sports cars in cary/raleigh. they'll open up the throttle when they're going the other way or rev when they're turning a different direction,, but they're all too chicken-shit to race me when i pull up next to them.

just yesterday there was an orange 99-04 gt stang in front of me at a light, with black racing stripes and exhaust (probably a flowmaster catback like every other fucking mustang in the world). and he rev'd it up while the light was red, then when it turned green we both turned and i gunned it up next to him...the two guys in the car just stared at me blankly, and as i tried to coast with them the driver just kept decelerating until he was going like 38 in a 45. i pulled it back up to like 45 and he just sat a few lengths behind me for the next few miles.

not tryin to jack the thread, but this incident was way too boring to deserve its own thread lol..

I didn't have flowmasters :(

But in all seriousness, I havent seen an orange new edge gt around here , but that would piss me off. If I came across your car, even if you were stock I would lose, but I would love to see the race happen. I hate people like that. I would see alot of nice cars around raleigh/cary and none of them would race me, ugh :banghead:

I need to start carrying a goddamn gun.

haha if they don't race you can just pull out your glock - "click, BOOM!"

I didn't have flowmasters :(

But in all seriousness, I havent seen an orange new edge gt around here , but that would piss me off. If I came across your car, even if you were stock I would lose, but I would love to see the race happen. I hate people like that. I would see alot of nice cars around raleigh/cary and none of them would race me, ugh :banghead:

yeah i try not to hate specific cars, it's just the mentality of a lot of ppl that drive certain ones that gets to me. what part of raleigh do you live in man? maybe we can line 'em up sometime just for fun.

Stereotypes in cars are usually right, however... there are many exceptions of course, but usually they fall into the majority. Mustang drivers, Skittle drivers, etc. Most up here are retarded cocky bastards, ironically the V6 mustang crew is the worst.

And I was thinking more "unorthodox" weaponry. Crossbow that shoots red-hot masonry bolts. (Half-life 2) Or perhaps just mount a damn .30 cal on my roof. Sunroof is already there, just need some mounts.

yeah i've seen a lot of skittle drivers that are aggressive, but most of the ones i've come across have actually been willing to race. i actually got a thumbs up from one that i beat last summer.

yeah you could rig your shit up like twisted metal or something :evillol:
http://pspmedia.ign.com/psp/image/article/525/525977/twisted-metal-world-tour-20040811034604220.jpg

haha if they don't race you can just pull out your glock - "click, BOOM!"



yeah i try not to hate specific cars, it's just the mentality of a lot of ppl that drive certain ones that gets to me. what part of raleigh do you live in man? maybe we can line 'em up sometime just for fun.

You may want to give him a fair chance and push your car instead...he wrecked his Stang.

Yea really haha, I mean we can line up with my sebring rental, but you would have to give me about a mile and a half.

I live out by triangle town center, but I mostly hang around the State campus area, what about you

Ok you sold me. Front-mount flamethrower it is.

I am friends with two Skittle drivers, and both are really cool guys. But I just got lucky with that I think.

but the typical one is rev, run, repeat.

Yea really haha, I mean we can line up with my sebring rental, but you would have to give me about a mile and a half.

I live out by triangle town center, but I mostly hang around the State campus area, what about you

eh sorry man i didn't realize you wrecked it :frown:

i live over near hwy 55 and high house,, i'm about 10 minutes from state. i live with my rents in cary during the summer and in charlotte during the school year.

I don't really rev at lights to get people to race. I had a guy in an IS300 with huge exhaust trying to get me to race him on I-10 east of Tallahassee on thursday. He kept passing me and slowing down so I would get in the passing lane and then gunning it when I got alongside him. Keep in mind I was already doing 79mph as it was. You have to be nuts to drive over 100 on I-10. There are FHP everywhere. I kept looking over at him and shaking my head no and he kept cutting in front of me and hitting it when I got beside him. I felt like a rape victim. Besides, why would anyone in there right mind engage in a high speed highway run in a stock WRX? That would just make me look silly.

haha yeah people in scooby's like to race from 0-25mph then shut it down :p

Mine has more legs than that. I runs like a mother to 30mph.

eh sorry man i didn't realize you wrecked it :frown:

i live over near hwy 55 and high house,, i'm about 10 minutes from state. i live with my rents in cary during the summer and in charlotte during the school year.

sweet man. Your right near me! I know exactly which mustang your talking about. Its an ugly orange one with loud ass exhaust and the black racing stripes. GForce...we saw it going to Carolina Ale House the other day. It's been on capital a few times. I even got a chance to run him::naughty: That was fun:cool:

We have a stupid fast scooby up here that doesnt want to race from a dig for some stupid reason. Who knows why? kicked the crap out of a GTO from a roll if thats any indicator of this thing's manhood.

Sometimes those mustang guys are the ones you DONT want to line up with you, for fear of a RWD launch gone wrong and you get his ass end swinging into your door.

We have a stupid fast scooby up here that doesnt want to race from a dig for some stupid reason. Who knows why? kicked the crap out of a GTO from a roll if thats any indicator of this thing's manhood.

Sometimes those mustang guys are the ones you DONT want to line up with you, for fear of a RWD launch gone wrong and you get his ass end swinging into your door.

I kicked the poo out of a GTO from a roll:grinyes: GForce was driving my car while it happened. Asshole took my first race after I bumped up the boost to 9psi:(

haha if they don't race you can just pull out your glock - "click, BOOM!"

Glocks don't click.

Glocks don't click.

i'm sorry my onomatopoeias are inaccurate. please forigve me :rolleyes:

Glocks don't click.

you have to put one in the chamber, you don't have to pull the slide back?? anyway you look at it, pulling a slide back would be a click click, then boom,... followed by 15-16 more booms, then "oh sh!t he's still breathing, he's got a gun" a clank, click, and another set of booms....

:smokin:

or in the case of my favorite gun of all time.. Boom boom boom boom boom boom TING!!!!

and I would expect the boosted RSX to kill a GTO from a roll :) I would have been saddened had you not

you have to put one in the chamber, you don't have to pull the slide back?? anyway you look at it, pulling a slide back would be a click click, then boom,... followed by 15-16 more booms, then "oh sh!t he's still breathing, he's got a gun" a clank, click, and another set of booms....

:smokin:

Yeah, if you rack the slide it will click. But who carries without one in a chamber, especially when the whole point of the Glock is that it is a "safe action" pistol that will allow you to carry it cocked and locked with out worrying about an accidental discharge or fumbling with an external safty?

I'm looking at jumping back to Glocks for my CCW. I really like the 23 and that .40 S&W is a hell of a round. And during the summer months when its nine zillion degrees, its a good bit easier than my 1911.

Mushi, good kills bro. Always like your stories. At least someone around here is getting races. I can't even get the fart canned Hondas to run me anymore.

"But gas is to expensiiiiiiiiive."

Then stop being a bitch and get a Pious you whore. More sweet nectar 93oct for me.

or in the case of my favorite gun of all time.. Boom boom boom boom boom boom TING!!!!

and I would expect the boosted RSX to kill a GTO from a roll :) I would have been saddened had you not

I think GForce already posted about the race. It was a 5.7GTO and I think we started around 50mph. From 50-around 90 we put (not exaggerating here) 4 cars on the guy at LEAST. It was fun:)

From my experience the 6.1 GTO is MUCH stronger than the 5.7.

Maybe the real fast scooby driver is afraid to break his tranny on a clutch dump. Even dumping the clutch in the stock car puts alot of strain on it. Although, a car with considerably more power might be able to get enough wheelspin to reduce the strain.

From my experience the 6.1 GTO is MUCH stronger than the 5.7.

Maybe the real fast scooby driver is afraid to break his tranny on a clutch dump. Even dumping the clutch in the stock car puts alot of strain on it. Although, a car with considerably more power might be able to get enough wheelspin to reduce the strain.

6.0 GTO


Yeah the 5.7 didn't seem to special at all, I really think I would have beat it in the bullitt, very least it would be neck and neck.

As fast as it is it should be a 6.1. :)

Why did I think it was a 6.1?

It WILL beat a Sebring though. No matter how poorly driven :lol2:

EDIT- I just realized I got confused the motor with the 5.7 and 6.1 POS hemi