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hermunn123
10-03-2001, 09:13 PM
i saw a chevy cavalier with the fart pipe and chinese writing and other typical ricer accesories. on the back it said:

save your lungs.....

.... smoke a honda


this guy thought he was the sheet w/his pos chevy. i just laughed at him

hakka
10-03-2001, 10:14 PM
thats sort of funny...over the last few days I have been seeing a lot of riced out cavaliers, with wings and exhaust like you said....it must be the domestic rice revolution:(

Porsche
10-03-2001, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by hermunn123
i saw a chevy cavalier with the fart pipe and chinese writing and other typical ricer accesories. on the back it said:

save your lungs.....

.... smoke a honda


this guy thought he was the sheet w/his pos chevy. i just laughed at him

Hehehe good slogan, wrong car. I think this domestic rice thing is an epidemic, just the other day I saw a Cavalier with "Race" decals, a fart pipe and white-out lights!

CAptynCrunch
10-18-2001, 06:16 PM
your only just seeing a tripped out cavalier? damn your lucky. I live in Newfoundland, Canada and the ONLY things around here are cavaliers and mustangs. In other words crap ass american POS. My cousin owns a 91 protege GT, about 160 HP at 1904lbs. It's quite quick for a stock car and it looks just like every other early 90's protege that everyone's parents around here have so when these guys in their cavaliers with an aftermarket exhaust and the cat. converter taken out see it they think they'll be cool and rev the engine and try and smoke us off the line.

1. Cavaliers have no balls.
2. They sound horrible when revved.
3. They sound even worse when you remove the converter.

So you can guess the outcome everytime.

No american cars should be modded with the exception of the Vette and the Viper.(also the NEW Firebirds and Camaros aren't too bad either)

Heep
10-18-2001, 06:55 PM
Welcome fellow maritimer!! :D:D

There's a Cav at school with the altezza's, SS hood, WAY oversized wheels, etc....

Porsche
10-18-2001, 06:57 PM
Newfoundlanders are so cool/funny, I have two in My Math class. LOL

Heep
10-18-2001, 07:01 PM
There was one on Much yesterday, he met Linkin Park on "Gonna Meet a Rock Star." He was cool/funny too :D:D

gang$tarr
10-18-2001, 07:24 PM
oh man cavaliers :apuke: :apuke:
i hate them, but all my families cars like eating them :D

Jimster
10-19-2001, 12:03 AM
Are we talkin bout the 80's Cavalier (:zx11pisse ) or the current model(:zx11pisse :zx11pisse)

Seraph
10-19-2001, 01:34 AM
Lol
This is apparently the best seller in Canada..what are those people thinking?? One of my dad's friends owns one, except its a Toyota Cavalier (same thing, we just get rebadged versions of the Chevrolet in NZ)
It has a 2.4L engine that sounds and drives like a 1.8, the most bland interior styling I've come across in a while, a suspension that manages to be hard and soft at the same time - hard on bumps, soft when cornering.. I've got no idea what would attract anyone to buy this car, unless it has some special servicing and warranty package or something.

And I thought that slogan quite funny actually:)

Heep
10-19-2001, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by Seraph
It has a 2.4L engine that sounds and drives like a 1.8, the most bland interior styling I've come across in a while, a suspension that manages to be hard and soft at the same time - hard on bumps, soft when cornering..

Lol :D:D

It's so true :D

Twist
10-19-2001, 05:08 PM
I saw a Saturn the other day with one of those wretched exhausts. a SATURN. Come on!

gang$tarr
10-19-2001, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Seraph
Lol
This is apparently the best seller in Canada..

everytime i freakin go out i see atleast like 50 cavaliers.... but the number 1 seller in canada is Honda Civic, no doubt. Plus it said it in the paper on the Top 10 Civic was number one, Cavalier was in there too somewhere

btw twist I HATE saturns!!

Cannabis
11-02-2001, 03:43 PM
No american car should be modded, except the vette, and the viper, BS!!!!!
You forgot several cars. Linclon LS(I have seen a 400+ hp LS), Mustang(I have driven a 532 hp at the wheels naturally aspirated 97 cobra), Camaro, the SVT contour, is a sweet car that responds very well to mods, if you know what you are doing, and of course my car the cougar. BTW the mod mags are full of sh%$ about what they say they can get out of the cougar. I know someone, who got a better 1/4 mile time stock, than they said they got with a supercharger on the cougar. The most hp I have seen on a cougar is around 400 hp. And it behaved well with that much. Of course it had numerous parts replaced to handle that power. ie differential, clutch, flywheel(one of the first things that should be done to a cougar/contour the fly wheel weighs a ton).
Plus I think I will give you all some insider info, on what chrysler has planned for the future. In the future, the LH sedans will not be front wheel drive. They will be rear wheel drive, with hemi v-8s as an option. Yes the hemi is coming back!!!!
My source is an intern that has seen the next Corvette(beyond the Z06 New bad ass body style) He interned at Goodyear, and got to spend alot of time at the track. A GM engineer chewed him out for trying to look under the masking material, used for hiding the apperance of future models, of the corvette, saying "All you should be woring about is the tires. Other that that stay away from the car!"
got to get

Polygon
11-04-2001, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by CAptynCrunch
your only just seeing a tripped out cavalier? damn your lucky. I live in Newfoundland, Canada and the ONLY things around here are cavaliers and mustangs. In other words crap ass american POS. My cousin owns a 91 protege GT, about 160 HP at 1904lbs. It's quite quick for a stock car and it looks just like every other early 90's protege that everyone's parents around here have so when these guys in their cavaliers with an aftermarket exhaust and the cat. converter taken out see it they think they'll be cool and rev the engine and try and smoke us off the line.

1. Cavaliers have no balls.
2. They sound horrible when revved.
3. They sound even worse when you remove the converter.

So you can guess the outcome everytime.

No american cars should be modded with the exception of the Vette and the Viper.(also the NEW Firebirds and Camaros aren't too bad either)

No American car? I could name off a lot of american cars very much worth modding that would kill anything that Japan or anyother country has to offer. You don't know too much about American cars do you?

gang$tarr
11-05-2001, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by Polygon


I could name off a lot of american cars very much worth modding that would kill anything that Japan or anyother country has to offer.

hmmm, okay beat a Mclaren :D :D :D you said any country :)

heh, i'm juss kiddin... i know there's alotta good american cars

KatWoman
11-05-2001, 12:26 AM
My fiance and I were coming back from a car hangout last night and almost got sideswiped by a Cavalier with a 10 ft tall wing. The guys in it thought they were the shiat. I'm all for doing stuff to a car to enhance it or to make one happy....but there are just some lacking in taste...oh well to each their own. I guess the same coould go for me...just take a look at my exhaust LOL. It doesnt sound like horde of angry bumble bees trippin on acid, but I do get revved on quite a bit. Hence as soon as I can get my car into an exhaust shop it's coming off and the stock one going back on...plus I will regain the 80 HP (not really :p) I lost with this one.

Jay!
11-05-2001, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by KatWoman
plus I will regain the 80 HP (not really :p) I lost with this one. You must be mistaken. Chrome only adds hp. ;)

KatWoman
11-05-2001, 01:28 AM
Ahhhh my bad!!!:o

Perhaps it's the remaining interior pieces still sporting the fiesta rental car print that's costing me hp....crap! I knew it was something !

Cannabis
11-05-2001, 06:53 AM
At a friend of mine's apartment complex there is this cavalier, with red accents all over it. It looks hideous. I should take a pic of it and upload it. By the way the mustang has 450 not the other number. I don't know what I was thinking about.

Polygon
11-05-2001, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by gang$tarr


hmmm, okay beat a Mclaren :D :D :D you said any country :)

heh, i'm juss kiddin... i know there's alotta good american cars

The non street legal Viper GTS-R. :cry:

gang$tarr
11-05-2001, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Polygon


The non street legal Viper GTS-R. :cry:

that doesn't count.. it's gotta be street legal :D

dejoux
11-05-2001, 06:02 PM
Wahoo a Viper GTS-R

no car needs a 6 litre engine. theres alot of race cars that can beat it and alot of road cars that can beat a road legal viper. Its not the best car in the world but it is the only standout american car except for the AC Cobra. But thats part British anyway

Heep
11-05-2001, 06:07 PM
Well, the AC Cobra is and always was a British car. Still made in Britain, if I'm not mistaken...

The Shelby Cobra was marketed as an American car under the American marque Shelby.

Sorry, just being picky :D:D

gang$tarr
11-05-2001, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by dejoux
Wahoo a Viper GTS-R

no car needs a 6 litre engine.

correction... Vipers are 8 liter engines :eek:

you can tell it took alot of engineering and skill to get all that power out of 8 liters :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Polygon
11-07-2001, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by gang$tarr


that doesn't count.. it's gotta be street legal :D

I know, thus is why I cry.
A pretty well modified Plymouth Superbird, how about that?

Originally posted by dejoux
Wahoo a Viper GTS-R

no car needs a 6 litre engine. theres alot of race cars that can beat it and alot of road cars that can beat a road legal viper. Its not the best car in the world but it is the only standout american car except for the AC Cobra. But thats part British anyway

First off it is an 8 litre engine. Second, I would like you to name one car you know of that can beat a GTS-R. Go ahead and we will see if it can. I don't know why but I don't even see it in the American LeMans anymore. And Dodge is notorious for being banned for having an unfair advantage. ;)

As for the Cobra, I would rather have a Shelby and it is all American.

speediva
11-07-2001, 12:51 PM
Back on the topic of stupid rice:

In my area, there are more freaking DODGE NEONs with decals of chinese symbols and blacked out windows... not to mention the "hoard of bumblebees" sound that their exhaust makes! (No offense to Kat, your car is done TASTEFULLY)

Oh, and what is the deal with people taking cars TEAL cars and applying YELLOW decals all over??? :apuke: it's disgusting, and quite the eyesore, so please stop!!!

Polygon
11-07-2001, 01:23 PM
Agreed, I get a variety of rice around here. Neons, Civics, CRX, Fieros. I even say a riced out K car.

gang$tarr
11-07-2001, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine

In my area, there are more freaking DODGE NEONs with decals of chinese symbols and blacked out windows... not to mention the "hoard of bumblebees" sound that their exhaust makes! (No offense to Kat, your car is done TASTEFULLY)


lol.. that's horrible :D :D


Polygon: Not all civics and CRXs are rice... especially not a well modded CRX. You can make CRXs so fast. If some guy decides to drop a new engine into a CRX, then mod the hell out of it. No stickers on the outside, clean and fast... how is that rice??

hakka
11-07-2001, 04:25 PM
back off the topic ;)

Originally posted by Polygon


....I would like you to name one car you know of that can beat a GTS-R. Go ahead and we will see if it can. I don't know why but I don't even see it in the American LeMans anymore. And Dodge is notorious for being banned for having an unfair advantage. ;)



the reason there isn't anymore GTS-R is because the Oreca team is sponsering LMP cars now...there are some privately entered GTS-Rs though, I have pictures. As for a car that can beat the GTS-R, how about the C5-R?:) :flipa: ;)

Polygon
11-07-2001, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by gang$tarr


lol.. that's horrible :D :D


Polygon: Not all civics and CRXs are rice... especially not a well modded CRX. You can make CRXs so fast. If some guy decides to drop a new engine into a CRX, then mod the hell out of it. No stickers on the outside, clean and fast... how is that rice??

Oh, I know. But there aren't any around here where I live, trust me they are all rice. I know what qualifies as being rice.

F20C
11-09-2001, 11:22 PM
Is 12-13 second daily driven CRX consider rice?

gang$tarr
11-10-2001, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by F20C
Is 12-13 second daily driven CRX consider rice?

Hell no!! I wouldn't consider any car that's in the 12s rice :)
Rice basically means not fast, but looks fast
So if it's fast that doesn't work :D

Polygon
11-12-2001, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by gang$tarr


Hell no!! I wouldn't consider any car that's in the 12s rice :)
Rice basically means not fast, but looks fast
So if it's fast that doesn't work :D

Exactly.

Sham365
01-17-2002, 11:09 AM
This exatly what I was thinking. I guess you just beat me to it.

border_project
02-16-2002, 12:03 AM
whats with all these people with their domestic cars putting japanese characters on their cars???
i just think its so ironic and stupid

KatWoman
02-16-2002, 12:23 AM
Japanese stickers = horsepower....do you not understand this? :finger:

Just playin :p

mastachi
03-03-2002, 12:11 PM
check this out..
www.beaterz.com

THE4TH
03-08-2002, 04:23 AM
as much as i don't like to mod american cars. i have to admit that there was a nice modded 800hp impala ss , 96 i think rollin around somewhere this thing was bad guy put 200k into it god knows why .. but it sounds sick as as hell

91HBSi
03-13-2002, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Polygon


No American car? I could name off a lot of american cars very much worth modding that would kill anything that Japan or anyother country has to offer. You don't know too much about American cars do you?

I respect you and all... but that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard you say.

Think about who makes all those exotic super cars that run 10 sec. quarter miles stock or the worlds fastest production cars. Like I said I respect you, but I had to say something. :licker:

riceboy
03-19-2002, 05:19 AM
You know what rice is? I eat it everyday... my car dines on rice too a few times.

Rice is... a buddy of mine owns a garage... caucasian kid comes in with a pretty nice-lookin Civic... he wants chinese lettering on it. He picked out a logo from a booklet that had all the shops available lettering.

My firend asks him,"are you sure that's the one you want?"

He says,"yeah, man."

The lettering stands for "beenie babies".

It was a new vynal specifically for moms with kids who thought it was cute. I don't most of these peeps even know what they're puttin' on their cars.:silly2:

LjasonL
04-04-2002, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by riceboy
You know what rice is? I eat it everyday... my car dines on rice too a few times.

Rice is... a buddy of mine owns a garage... caucasian kid comes in with a pretty nice-lookin Civic... he wants chinese lettering on it. He picked out a logo from a booklet that had all the shops available lettering.

My firend asks him,"are you sure that's the one you want?"

He says,"yeah, man."

The lettering stands for "beenie babies".

It was a new vynal specifically for moms with kids who thought it was cute. I don't most of these peeps even know what they're puttin' on their cars.:silly2:

i want to get a tattoo that says "stupid american" in chinese, just as a mockery of people like that.

no, really i want a tattoo like that.

2m0a0x2
11-29-2002, 09:14 PM
very funny...what type of car do you drive?

benziecl600
11-30-2002, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Cannabis
No american car should be modded, except the vette, and the viper, BS!!!!!
You forgot several cars...

so did you! can you say ESCALADE!?!?!?!?!:flipa: :finger: :smoka:

BlOOe46
12-08-2002, 02:07 AM
an american car that can beat a mcclaren?

besides the vipers and the c5r, im surprised noone mentioned the viper hennessey and the lingenfelter vette; im pretty sure each car has a 0-60 under 3 seconds

SledgehammerVette
12-14-2002, 03:21 PM
At school a month back I was walking behind a few kids going to the bus. This horrible gray Eclipse with a Supra wing, with no mufflers on it is always revving and speeding through the parking lot thinking he's hot shit.

Well these kids of course thought it was the sweestest thing like it was a Ferrari or something :rolleyes: But anyway they started talking about what cars they wanted to buy and "mod" up. One guy said a Cavalier and a Saturn are great cars to mod!!

I couldn't help, but laugh really loud so he could hear me. He looked at me like I was a jackass (ok maybe I was acting like one), but still entirely too funny. Are there even supercharger/turbo kits for those cars? There's one Cavalier that I pulled up next to one day at a light in my mom's '02 Maxima (auto). He had a a fugly aluminum wing on it, a fart can, and altezza taillights. He was an auto. I just looked at him like what a dork. Light turned green left him behind easily and just pulled into the parking lot at McDonald's too eat.

There's a very ugly Saturn with tons and tons of stickers on it, it's not even funny, it's sad. The only thing that it has is an intake and exhaust it still makes what 120HP :spit:

SilverLotus340R
12-15-2002, 12:54 PM
what i love around here (as in the original post)

there are millions of new caviliers and they ALL have kits and wings and what i love the most is that they have CHINESE or JAPANESE writing on them

im like ( to one guy at Lowes one day) you do know ur car is made in AMERICA right? he goes ya y? i go cuz in america we speak ENGLISH

he got pissed and i ran

Purpura Delujo
01-09-2003, 04:03 AM
Why dont we sum it all up with screw ricers altogether. I can understand making a car look good, but adding a huge 5 deck spoiler and decals for a different makers tuning division is just stupid. Those fart can exhaust look like they would make the car loose HP not gain.

AmErIcAnMuScLe813
01-19-2003, 10:43 PM
Ahem. American ricers are called beef burners.

SuPeRcAr_MaN
01-20-2003, 03:17 PM
I love this thread. :D

2m0a0x2
01-21-2003, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by SledgehammerVette
There's one Cavalier that I pulled up next to one day at a light in my mom's '02 Maxima (auto). He had a a fugly aluminum wing on it, a fart can, and altezza taillights. He was an auto. I just looked at him like what a dork. Light turned green left him behind easily and just pulled into the parking lot at McDonald's too eat.


MAXIMA!!

YogsVR4
01-21-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by 2m0a0x2


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dayna240sx
04-07-2003, 12:02 PM
My source is an intern that has seen the next Corvette(beyond the Z06 New bad ass body style)

Look at that next corvette body style, then look at the rx-8... Chevy copied a lot of stuff off the rx-8 for their new corvette, just like many other body styles of corvettes ( like the first gen rx-7's and corvettes) many similarities...

dayna240sx
04-07-2003, 12:06 PM
Yeah there are superchargers and turbo kits for cavaliers and other crappy cars with the same 2.4, but they cost about $3500 and dont do much, probably like 20 hp. I'd say save your money and buy something that will last more than 80,000 miles.

dayna240sx
04-07-2003, 12:20 PM
http://webhome.idirect.com/~rsm1/cavalier.htm

its towards the bottom

I dont know why anyone would waste their money to put this on an ugly car that doesnt handle worth anything

pimpclipse
05-04-2003, 04:01 PM
Why are u guys bashin cavaliers and neons? Its not a domestic rice revolution, its a compact revolution. Im not racist (seriously) but it seems to me like mexicans have a big taste for red and yellow cars. Especially the mazda mx3's... I dont know whats uglier than that...Why is nobody bashin the most common sight around which is riced out civics and accords. I drive a ford zx2 (soon to be boosted with 230 whp hopefully) but i dont know if i want a flashy look or a sleeper. What do u guys think? The Buick Grand Nation is one of the most bad ass cars around

pimpclipse
05-04-2003, 04:05 PM
p.s. the cavalier' intertior is weak ass hell. I seriously was gonna get a 99 cav but i got inside and was like wtf is this? The shift boot (little square rubber piece with pipe stickin out). It didnt even have a tach for the 5 speed. wtf is that...? They dont make any turbo or super kits for the 2.2 or 2.3. The engine couldnt more than 200 hp probably.

fordmustang23
06-24-2003, 07:50 PM
I get tired of these punks who drive civics, corollas, and junk like that and call the v6 mustang a sport car wannabe. The 3.8 v6 is one of the longest lasting v6 engines ever made. The stock v6 Mustang can still out run their little ricers and it looks far better than civics and junk like that until they put a body kit on them. Ford gets a bad rap but the new GT will smoke the viper.

ricers :loser:

Jimster
06-26-2003, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by fordmustang23
I get tired of these punks who drive civics, corollas, and junk like that and call the v6 mustang a sport car wannabe. The 3.8 v6 is one of the longest lasting v6 engines ever made. The stock v6 Mustang can still out run their little ricers and it looks far better than civics and junk like that until they put a body kit on them. Ford gets a bad rap but the new GT will smoke the viper.

ricers :loser:

Yup- but Civics and Corollas are honest to thier Economy car roots- the V6 Mustang is supposed to be a sports car- but it's just an awful car- and where is your proof that the 3.8 is one of the longest lasting V6's ever???? Nowhere- they may be easy to fix- but that doesn't mean they will be reliable for long:rolleyes:

SniperX13
06-26-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by pimpclipse
p.s. the cavalier' intertior is weak ass hell. I seriously was gonna get a 99 cav but i got inside and was like wtf is this? The shift boot (little square rubber piece with pipe stickin out). It didnt even have a tach for the 5 speed. wtf is that...? They dont make any turbo or super kits for the 2.2 or 2.3. The engine couldnt more than 200 hp probably.


um... GM has a Eaton Roots Charger for the 2.2L ecotec, and Hahn Racing has a turbo kit in the works, ith different stages for the 2.2L ecotec as well. Plus, I believe, that RKSport has a kit for the old 2.2L and the 2.4 Quad4 has a few kits for it by the same companies.


just look at their concept car, the Cavalier 220

remember, who cares what car you have, we are all here to APPRECIATE cars, not hate on someone for their use of expression!

:twak:

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