Microcar

Microcar protectionhttp://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/e/ec/250px-Smart_car.jpg:nono: OneTake a dust cloth and wipe all dirt and debris of your microcar. :nono: TwoDouse your microcar with water from an outdoor hose. :nono: ThreeUse elbow grease and scrub off all the dead bugs stuck on your microcar. :nono: FourRinse your microcar off with cool water. :nono: FiveWipe your microcar down with a dry soft cloth. :nono: SixSpray a good quality windshield cleaner on the windshield of your microcar and wipe off and then polish with a clean soft towel. :nono: SevenSquirt the wheel walls of your tires with a high quality cleaner and then wipe down with a towel that does not leave lint behind. :nono: EightRub car wax into the paint of your microcar until you think your shoulder will never move again. If you rub the wax in that long, your car will be buffed as well as waxed.

:nono: then rub yourself down with anti chick spray....no wait...while driving this car car...you are safe from ever getting a chick. in fact you can consider yourself a complete dork...with good gas milage......consider this car BIRTH CONTROLL!:naughty: