i feel much better!

well ive been going through a rough patch in my relationship, my girl has been actin really f'ed up. She always wanted to spend time with me and was always around and the sex was great. Now shes all distant and shit, its driving me crazy, i cant even hug her without her getting mad. And before you ask, no, shes not on her period. So were gonna take a break. Well as you could imagine i wasnt in a good mood after this, well luckily, two bible beaters came nocking at my door, perfect opportunity to screw around and i can never resist. Well i put on some Marylin Manson on, my red contacts, and answered the door. So i open the door, without saying a word. But as soon as they say something to me i start banging my head and screaming kinda like on the exorcist. It was a great spirit lifter. I feel so good about myself! lol

umm.. ok.

Breaks don't work.

so have you already started looking for some strange?

Yeah breaks don't work they're just pushing back the enevitable(sp?). Also good way to keep those types off. I let my 5month old pitbull puppy have at the door. But if the door were to open she'd lick them to death.

I can't put contacts in that fast...

I can't put contacts in that fast...

watching drunk people put contacts in is among the funniest things in the world...