christmas letters

i just read an article about how during the Christmas season families send out letters mentioning everything good in their lives. it is almost a form of bragging. "our daughter is lead role in the school play" "we went to Tahiti for summer vacation". This got me thinking, that my family actually gets letters like these from our relatives. I never read them for a few reasons

A) it is usually longer than two pages. who the fuck wants to read about some cousin i barely know, who just got a driver's license and brand new Mini S (true story).

B) If you can't take the time to write an email every couple of months to stay in contact why the fuck should i spend 15-20 minutes reading some gay ass letter with pictures that you sent to me.

C)How come you never mention bad things? if you are using the letter as a way to stay in touch (which seems like you are) you might as well mention some bad things that happened. You nor your life is perfect, get over it.

my family usually just sends out christmas cards with a nice little holiday saying and all of our signatures. none of this year-long-update-bullshit. and if we did i would make sure to include something like how i got caught going 50 in a 35. who knows.

i just had to get all this off my chest, seeing how i will be seeing about 10 of these this year.

well, mine would say, merry christmas, ive been really broke all year and i am just getting more in debt..... im still single yet ive slept with about 10 different girls this year... i drink away bout 70 dollars every friday night, and spend bout 50 on herbs a week to try to deal with my stress. dont worry tho, the 5 bucks a day i spend on cigarettes will surely kill me soon.

love chris.....

I don't write any because I could write or recieve a letter from them anytime of the year. Now my birthday is a different story.

well, mine would say, merry christmas, ive been really broke all year and i am just getting more in debt..... im still single yet ive slept with about 10 different girls this year... i drink away bout 70 dollars every friday night, and spend bout 50 on herbs a week to try to deal with my stress. dont worry tho, the 5 bucks a day i spend on cigarettes will surely kill me soon.

love chris.....


:lol:

I don't write christmas letters either so I'm just guessing here...but maybe they only talk about the good things happening in their lives because it is supposed to be a cheerful time of year? I mean it's kind of pointless to talk about Aunt Betty's cancer surgery when you're trying to spread love and happiness. If I only communicated with my relatives during the holiday season I wouldn't want to talk about anything sad or depressing.

I hate when relative send pictures of there 8 kids and dogs every year, in a cute christmas backdrop. I havent seen these relatives in 10 years what am I supposed to do with this pic. I usually put them in my Glad filing cabnet

Dear highteknology:

Merry christmas champ! Well then strait to me, I'm Lars, your eigth cousins youngest brothers Amish foster-father twice removed through interracial interfamily prearranged marriage. Well good year for me other than getting AIDS and loosing a spleen after falling off the shiter reaching for some preperation H. I just got divorced because of male pattern baldness and a suspisiously incurable case of ED. I'm currently in prision serving ten consec for unpaid citations because I'm a pervert and flash seniors. On the bright side I did save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco! What the hell though, it's christmas right! Good to talk to ya champ, I've enclosed a picture of my lesion encrusted genitals penatrating my overwieght chocolate labrador who I've named highteknology!

Merry Christmas sport!

lol ^^^^

dear family

well i sarted out the year great by getting 9 pints of blood pumped in me, lossing a kidney and colapsing a lung. even after slicing my liver i didnt stop drinking. less than 2 months later me and a few friends finished a handle of vodka. i think i may be an alcoholic. i then had to be rushed back to the er and was given some really awsome painkillers that i abused. it's a mircle i'm still alive. i did stop smoking weed because everytime i did after my accident my kidney would feel funny. only took me 6 months to stop. then while going down to school i was arrested for speeding. they found a bowl and bottle cuervo in my car (i'm under 21). i missed the first few days of school because i was in jail for 4 days. this put me in a rut that continued throughout the semester of not going to class. to top it all off i cant seem to find a way to tell the girl i want to be with how i feel about her, and her being 1200 miles away doesnt make it any easier. on the plus side i did get a job.

as this semester i'm looking forward to going home, there's just one problem with going home, my mom sold the house and is moving 1500 miles away, making the whole deal with my girl even more difficult.

to sum it up this year suxed balls

merry christmas

Christmas = tasty meals.