F*ck my roommates

I don't expect this to accomplish anything, but I feel the need to vent (p.s. profanity filled...read if you dare).

For the second time this semester, I leave for one fucking night and my roommates let people into my room or go into my room (I'm not sure what this time was yet) and fuck up all my shit. Last time they let my friend fuck on my goddamn bed instead of going back to his room (they said he had no idea what was going on and said I was an asshole for saying he should stay the fuck out until he starts paying rent). This in itself pissed me the fuck off.

Now, I leave for one night, I was gone for probably 16 hours total, I get back and the mattress is completely off my futon and all my shit is on the floor. They deny knowing what happened. I'm about to fucking flip. Only thing holding me back is the fact that it's coming out of my security deposit too.

I'm meeting with the housing director (on campus) tomorrow to try to get back into a dorm next semester, but this is fucking gay as hell. I pay the same amount of rent and I get shit on. I feel like not telling them anything, only my landlord so I don't have to pay rent, and just leaving and not paying so they get fucked over. The fucking pieces of shit deserve it after all the fucking shit I've put up with this semester.

And I still don't feel any better and at the same time am sick of being pissed off. Say what you will.

Can you get a knob with a lock?

Can you get a knob with a lock?

a chastity belt? :p

Can you get a knob with a lock?

Already have it. Hence the breaking in. No fucking clue how they got in.

That is just ridiculous. Definantly feel for ya man. I got lucky with my roomates and made great friends. But the key to living with other people is mutual respect, and it sure sounds like they have none for you or your belongings. I'd honestly already be talking with whatever residential directors are in charge of your housing, and also potentially the police if they did indeed break into your room. I remember people back in college having similar issues and ending up in front of the campus judicial board and getting their roommates booted off campus.

So are these roommates that you picked or they were assigned to you? I remember I almost fought one of my roommates over a jar of peanutbutter :shakehead The old saying is true, you never really know a person til you live with them.

But in any instance, I don't see why you're not flipping on em (without breaking stuff). I remember one time I came back from work and my friends were in my room posted up with some girls playing spades on my bed. I came in, gave my roommate the look of death, and he immediately knew they better get the hell outta there or I was about to start breaking people.

immediately knew they better get the hell outta there or I was about to start breaking people.

this is a good option... you have to get nutty.. you gotta worry about an assault beef, but... if you snap, they'll stop... then you'll actually get the respect you deserve. this is based on the assumption that you can be intimidating... if you don't look the part, you'll have to either move, or walk up without word and knock one of those fucks in the chin... strait up... dont do it while anyone else is watching...
if your knuckles bleed, hit a wall, get some blood on it, and then you can tell the cops you were arguing and you hit the wall out of anger, and that he (whoever) threatened to call the cops and say you hit them just to fuck you up. It will be so confusing for the sops that fuck all will happen. I know a bit to much about his. Don't bitch out though, either do something or leave and thats that right... just don't go columbine

They're all over 6 feet. I'm 5-9. Unless I get a gun or a big fuckin' knife the intimidation thing isn't gonna work. As it is right now, I'm probably just gonna move out.

If they give me shit I have enough to get them evicted and I could get out of the lease too (there's a few things in it we're promised but we don't get). So any way you look at it I can't lose.

Already have it. Hence the breaking in. No fucking clue how they got in.


breaking in = job for the police?

cyanide in their coffee... homocides solve everything.

u should sneak into there rooms when they arent home and bust a fat nut on under there covers. might not help you with ur problem, but it sure will make u feel better!hahahaha

:uhoh: Some men fight with their fists, some men fight with their palms

hahaha, for sho.....

u should sneak into there rooms when they arent home and bust a fat nut on under there covers. might not help you with ur problem, but it sure will make u feel better!hahahaha

Ha...thing is I'm the only one who hasn't done something horribly illegal in this place, and I'm trying to keep it that way. If I can get them scared to the point where they actually think I'm going to try to get them evicted, I'll be happy enough.

damn dna, if it wasnt for that they'd never know!lol, well, go to the landlord and explain yourself, and ask him to send a letter, altho, living with them after might be more uncomfortable with all the tension...

damn dna, if it wasnt for that they'd never know!lol, well, go to the landlord and explain yourself, and ask him to send a letter, altho, living with them after might be more uncomfortable with all the tension...

That's the thing. I don't want to live with them anymore. They smoke more pot that I knew ever existed, they occaisionally blow coke, they drink like fish, I don't do any of them. And it makes my room smell like shit and I could get arrested for it.

They're all over 6 feet. I'm 5-9.

cry me a river.. have you watched ANY ultimate fighting... no...its ok if somebody cant be violent... your on the right track... but dont ever doubt yourself either, or they've won!

cry me a river.. have you watched ANY ultimate fighting... no...its ok if somebody cant be violent... your on the right track... but dont ever doubt yourself either, or they've won!

I watch UFC all the time. I'm just playing the odds. I haven't lifted weights in years. My one roomie can bench 185. Plus I was always more for the psychological torture. Mental scars fuck people up worse than physical ones. :iceslolan

If you want, I can come by and be your intimidation factor... for a small fee :grinyes:

6'5" can be pretty intimidating (unless you're 6'6") and then I can play the "angry black man" card... that usually gets the job done on its own. And if not, I'll just start breaking people

If you want, I can come by and be your intimidation factor... for a small fee :grinyes:

6'5" can be pretty intimidating (unless you're 6'6") and then I can play the "angry black man" card... that usually gets the job done on its own. And if not, I'll just start breaking people

What the fuck is up with you and breaking people dude??? I'm gonna start calling you Ivan Drago :D

I'm gonna get a shirt with this on it:
http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Rocky_Break_You-T-link.jpg

:icon16:

I'm gonna get a shirt with this on it:
http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Rocky_Break_You-T-link.jpg

:icon16:

You mean you don't already own 7?

and then I can play the "angry black man" card...

:lol: the black Ivan Drago

:lol: the black Ivan Drago
Thats what they call me in Banlandia :sunglasse

average man 200 lbs pressure, accord drako, 1000lbs pressure, anything he hits, he DESTROYES....!