G/F + No Sex = AF.com

I'm getting fuck'n pissed. It seems like the only time I get any ass is when she wants it. It's getting seriously fuck'n old. A guy should be able to snap his fingers and point to his dick and instently have his chick unzip his pants.

It's also frustrating that it allllllllways has to be at night/in bed. Every blue fucking moon I get a little ass out on the kitchen or living room but thats only when she wants it.

I need brain storming. This whole woman in controle of sex shit needs to stop. If I could hold out on sex untill she wanted it I would do it. But after about 3-4 days I start thinking about it.. GAWD DAMIT!!

A guy should be able to snap his fingers and point to his dick and instently have his chick unzip his pants.

with an attitude like that i don't think you should get any sex.

maybe a hooker is more suitable for your "on demand" needs.

^ good point. BTW, that tilte is awesome, lol.

But back on point. Y not talk to her about it and tell her your feelings.

Y not talk to her about it and tell her your feelings.
Because he has a penis... and aparently its dry and cold. Two problems that cannot wait for conversation to commense

i think he should invest in a "pocket pussy"

problem solved.

next?

interesting.....

i think he should invest in a "pocket pussy"

problem solved.

next?
Is that code for his left and right hand? If not, it should be....


masturbatiowned



I swear that's the last time I do that

Lmfao!!! Ahhhahaha

Is that code for his left and right hand? If not, it should be....

http://www.toyssexshop.com/products/0400.htm

Wow. I can only imagine trying to clean that thing.

Is that code for his left and right hand? If not, it should be....


masturbatiowned



I swear that's the last time I do that
Wow. I can only imagine trying to clean that thing.
:rofl: That's funny.

You're attitude is why you're not getting any. Next couple of times she's in the mood turn her down. :licka:

Or give her a Guatamalin Car Wash or Alaskan Pipeline and see how she likes them apples. LMAO!

You have no power in your relationship, get used to being her b!tch.

... :licka:...

I bet she has him doing that a lot too with no returned favors

Or give her a Guatamalin Car Wash or Alaskan Pipeline and see how she likes them apples. LMAO!
Dirty Sanchez FTW!

with an attitude like that i don't think you should get any sex.

maybe a hooker is more suitable for your "on demand" needs.

:snapping finger & Pointing:

i think he should invest in a "pocket pussy"

problem solved. next?

Can I have one of yours?

You have no power in your relationship..

True.. But I still think a guy should be able to snap his fingers and get a blowjob...

Can I have one of yours?

of course you can, i no longer have any need for it.

but unlike yourself, i'm not a demanding guy.

Get a better attitude towards your girlfriend. She doesn't exist only for your physical pleasure, you tool.

i'll give it a month before she's standing behind you with a banana yelling "bend over"

its like being a prisoner of war, u need to escape...

G/F + No Sex = Boo Hoo, Scotsee.

God, you are fucking tool's. I started this tread as a Joke, I'd never even seen this part of AF. Started it to maybee to envoke a laugh, but insted I envoked a group of internet geeks to repond like a bunch of little bitches. You all remind me of that cry-baby, sissy, gay guy on TV who talks about their feelings and likes to hug everyone. I'm not sure but with such a close a resemblance you all know who I'm talking about..

Ps. Don't worry, I'm not offended by what you guys do in here.

Get a better attitude towards your girlfriend. She doesn't exist only for your physical pleasure, you tool.

yes she does

so basically shes a blow-up doll?lol, just f'in with ya. i think ur g/f should definately have sex whenever the desire arises. theres no spontinuity in bedroom only activities...... i like gettin head in my car when we take trips, bangin in various parking lots, etc.....

God, you are fucking tool's.

at least we can manage to spell the plural of "tool".


it's "tools", without an apostrophe.

God, you are fucking tool's. I started this tread as a Joke, I'd never even seen this part of AF. Started it to maybee to envoke a laugh, but insted I envoked a group of internet geeks to repond like a bunch of little bitches. You all remind me of that cry-baby, sissy, gay guy on TV who talks about their feelings and likes to hug everyone. I'm not sure but with such a close a resemblance you all know who I'm talking about..

Ps. Don't worry, I'm not offended by what you guys do in here.

I don't understand, so you're pissed and offended, or you're not? Meh...


at least we can manage to spell the plural of "tool".


it's "tools", without an apostrophe.
Punctuatiowned
:wink:

I don't understand, so you're pissed and offended, or you're not? Meh...

i doubt he knows, it's probably hard to see clearly through all them tears.

God, you are fucking tool's. I started this tread as a Joke, I'd never even seen this part of AF. Started it to maybee to envoke a laugh, but insted I envoked a group of internet geeks to repond like a bunch of little bitches.

...but, u see scotty, we're gettin some.

Just playing along. I didn't know AF could be this fun. AF.com Stress Release = Goodness.

I'm just a sex addict. I'm working on it though.

Ps. Beyahhhhhhh..

Ps. Beyahhhhhhh..
Is that the sound of you finally getting some from your gf? Or did you just turn emo?

did you just turn emo?

that's the one, that's the pant-tighteningly high-pitched scream of another life being emonized.

am i the only one that realized this dude was jokin' around? you guys need to come down off your horses, especially here in stress release. remember, "Don't be offended by what's in here", jeez.

Beyahhhhhhh is what David chappell does on his political skits. Fucking morons

Beyahhhhhhh is what David chappell does on his political skits. Fucking morons

calm down...

am i the only one that realized this dude was jokin' around? you guys need to come down off your horses, especially here in stress release. remember, "Don't be offended by what's in here", jeez.

I think your right. These people need to get out into the real world a little more and take a breath of fresh air... They're to uptight.. Take everthing to seriously..

i didn't think he was joking, that's becase i know a lot of people who really do think like that.

i didn't think he was joking, that's becase i know a lot of people who really do think like that.

Thats where you went wrong. You tried thinking. Leave the complicated stuff to us.. k... Beyahhhhhhh... LOL.. Ok.. I'm done with this thead.. Moving on...

Thats where you went wrong. You tried thinking. Leave the complicated stuff to us.. k... Beyahhhhhhh... LOL.. Ok.. I'm done with this thead.. Moving on...

Oh, right. An insult to my intelligence? Leave the complicated stuff to you? I Fail to see how you're so special, and capable of handling "complicated stuff" when you can't even manage to spell "that's" correctly.

And just so you know, if you were to actually get it right, your first sentence should have gone like this:

"That's where you went wrong; you tried thinking."

this thread is all sorts of fucked up. wild accusations and autistic tourrets running wild. i need some alcohol.

this thread is all sorts of fucked up. wild accusations and autistic tourrets running wild. i need some alcohol.

Autistic tourrents couldn't read the computer screen.. But I do share your needs.. Alcohol it is...

Oh, right. An insult to my intelligence? Leave the complicated stuff to you? I Fail to see how you're so special, and capable of handling "complicated stuff" when you can't even manage to spell "that's" correctly.

And just so you know, if you were to actually get it right, your first sentence should have gone like this:

"That's where you went wrong; you tried thinking."

I'm only saying that to invoke a reaction.. I found out very early on your an internet junky that takes everything seriously. Lighten up.. have some fun...

Can't we all just get along? Take it from kitty
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Other/MOdJokes/AfJokes/PostalKitty.gif

See? Kitty loves everybody

I'm only saying that to invoke a reaction.. I found out very early on your an internet junky that takes everything seriously. Lighten up.. have some fun...

*Evoke :smooch:

If envoke started wiff an "E" I would have invoked you to spell it for me...

If envoke started wiff an "E" I would have invoked you to spell it for me...

Did i ever tell you how funny you are?

No?

Oh, shame. Maybe it's because you're not funny. And you can't spell. You don't have a lot going for you.

I'm a team player. I like frisbee and my teeth are shine'e. What else do you want from me?

STFU all of you.