Funny laws in your city/ state?

Here in Marion ohio You are not allowed to walk backwards on a sidewalk while eating a donut. (I'm not joking people). I want to hear all the funny laws in your city or state.

Zion IL- It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dos, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
Champaign IL-One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Cicero IL-Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
Crete IL-It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
Crete IL-Cars may not be driven through the town.
Evanston IL-Bowling is forbidden.
Eureka IL-A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
Freeport IL-It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.
Galesburg IL-There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
Homer IL-It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.
Kirkland IL-Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets.
Normal IL-It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
Ottawa IL-Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.
Park Ridge IL-Trucks may only park inside closed garages

LMAO, there are some nice ones in there.

Yeah there is luckily no stupid ass laws in my city though lol

in England saleswomen may only work topless in tropical fish stores in Liverpool. no, im not joking. that's true.

Ahh, very good then. I'm in the market for a tropical fish.

Ahh, very good then. I'm in the market for a tropical fish.
What if she is fat and ugly?

What if she is fat and ugly?That is a HUGE problem especially when you come across this... *image deleted by myself *

^dude, a) ew, b) there are young-uns on AF, c) Swigz is probably gonna ban u...

i dont know if you guys have seen this site before but
http://www.dumblaws.com/
has laws for every state in the us its pretty weird...


Dumb Kansas Laws
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Lenexa City - Where i live in kansas

All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
No one may wear a bee in their hat.

lol yha... these are some waird laws!!!

You can not kick the same can 3 times! lol

Ha my towns not a town so we don't have laws...except state and federal of course.

lol, this is funny.

Milwaukee, Wi - If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.

Oh man;

Baltimore, Maryland - It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Baltimore City, Maryland - You may not curse inside city limits.
Rockville, Maryland - Persons may not swear on the highways.

NYS Laws:

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing.

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

Local Laws: **Indicates within 30 minute drive

Carmel-
A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.

Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Greene-
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Ocean City-
A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.

Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.

People may not slurp their soup.

Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.

Raw hamburger may not be sold.

It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.

It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.

**Sag Habor:

Illegal to disrobe in a wagon.
Full Text
Full text of the Law
� 38-5. Bathing.

It shall not be lawful for any person or persons to bathe in any of the waters within the corporate bounds of the village unless attired by a suitable bathing suit or covering, or to disrobe in any of the streets or public places or in any automobile or wagon in said streets or public places in said village.

**Staten Island:

It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior.

You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

Raw hamburger may not be sold.
come on now that is a given. No one wants a raw burger.

Reno hahahaha

It shall be unlawful for any person to sell, offer to sell or display for sale any device, including but not limited to dildos and artificial vaginae, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.

It shall be unlawful for any person to sell, offer to sell or display for sale any device, including but not limited to dildos and artificial vaginae, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.:rofl: :rofl: now that is a funny law.