me so horny

AH! WTF! I thought i was bad when i was 18... they say a guys sexual peak is in his late teens... well im 21 now, and its only getting worse! I seriosuly have the urge to fuck everything with a pussy, and now with me being able to hang out with my college buddies in their dorms.. i've been going batty. Just the other night, i was a cunthair away (pun intended :D) from bangign this really hot freshman girl... but the only thing that stopped me was my severe inebration and the fact that i couldn't get it up if i had a gun to my head. And there is this girl living in my buddies dorm who i've had a crush on for the past 3 years, but i seriosuly had to stop myself from bending her over in the middle of the lounge hanging out with her the other day!

agh! My penis rules my world!

That is all.

Wow...you're a perverted sick twisted bastard...Congrats!!!

I can sort of sympathize with you on that one...I am just experiencing the wonder of freshman chicks for the first time (sophomore here), and while I don't have dellusions of raping them, I do enjoy the sites.

You should take up drugs. They pretty much kill your sexual drive.

You should take up drugs. They pretty much kill your sexual drive.


Ahh yes, the wonder of drugs. hurray drugs :smokin:

Well you could fuck everything in sight but the problem is you'd fairly quickly get something like Asian Vagina Warts and that'd end the fun real quick.

Just do what Rob Schneider does every single time he sees a really hot girl...fuck the nearest mailbox.

did the drugs thing, i'm done with that for the most part. Shrooming and maybe tokin every now and again, but toking doesnt stop me.

Welp. I think i'm gonna put some investements into the Durex company, and get to work. I need to get this out of my system, and there's only ONE way to do it. And the only part my hand has to do with it is being on the girls boob.

There are other ways to please a woman other than with your penis ya know...

Even if you can't get it up, I'm sure gals wouldn't mind if you used other necessary means to pleasure them. Hell, I'm sure during the process it would help you arouse yourself. Just a thought.

I'm sorry but this is funny as hell :lol:


Just don't act desperate with the women or you'll end up looking pathetic.













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FIRST of all, guys arent the only ones who are horny...second of all, just mess around with the girl, even if you're drunk, you still might get it up...sometimes girls like other means of pleasure more than having actual sex....just my :2cents:

sometimes girls like other means of pleasure more than having actual sex

Don't stop there!

I have my pen and pencil out and I'm ready to take notes.

Yeah steel, you could have finger banged her at least!

Maybe you just need to get a second porno subscription and you're done!

Two words... Knuckle Children

Fire at will!!! :D

YEah you know... I didnt think aobut those other" pleasure for the women.

Hmm. Right now, im on the recon missions at school. The girl i was talling you guys aobut before just broke up/on abreak with her ex/boyfriend. Not touching that one with a 10 foot pole. On the plus side, there are a LOT of nice lookin girls in that dorm this year.


heh

This year's gonna be like shootin' fish in a barrel :D

this is too funny. I cant stop laughing. I can see steel humping tha mail box then suddenly tha top slams shut on him. Rothflmfao, ouch that hurts....You would be better off humping tha hole in tha wall....Get a blow up woman, you could take her every where with you, when you get tha urge whip her out!!! She wont complain lmfao.....

dude i'm totally feeling you on that topic. On my dad's side of the family, we've got sexual drives the size of an sherman tank....and combine that with my job as a grocery clerk at shaw's...i constantly see beautiful women daily, and i've lost count as to how many women i've wanted to just bang in the middle of the aisles daily...not only that but when i'm on the T...DEAR GOD!!!!!! i have wanted to bend women over the seats on the green line and shag them risky business style.....i really need to get laid.....and before you say "why don't you handle it by yourself?" that shit doesn't help me any so shut up...

lol I would hate to be a guy. I have a high sex drive as it is.....I really do feel for you boys......lmfao....

lol I would hate to be a guy. I have a high sex drive as it is.....I really do feel for you boys......lmfao....
:1: :grinyes:

The girls around the campus at my school are gorgeous. I go to a branch of the state university about 10 minutes away, so I just commute back and forth (the school doesn't have dorms anyways -- so that's not an option for me) which makes it even harder to approach any of these girls, because it's not like I have an excuse to get to know them (like a party or something.) Add to that the fact that I'm one of those guys cursed with the mentality that holds me back from just going after girls for a one-nighter or whatever (I can't justify getting busy with a girl unless there's more to it than that.) Which, combined with the fact that the last few years of my life have been very busy and fraught with numerous obstacles designed to handicap my love life, makes me the only guy I know still on the V-team (and every one of my friends rag on me for it ) :rolleyes:

You think YOU so horny? HAH! Try going 23 YEARS!! Holy crap, it's like I'm still friggin' 16 -- and you girls aren't making it any easier on me, what with the sitting in front of me and bending over in the seat to grab books or a pen... you know DAMN WELL that your thong is hanging out!

ARGHHH!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

(I can't justify getting busy with a girl unless there's more to it than that.)


I used to be the same way. Used to being the key phrase.

Now i dont wanna get busy with a girl if theres is going to be more to it than that! Nooooooooo thank you.

I dont want to know your name
I just want, BANG BANG BANG!
I dont want relationship
I just want, BANG BANG BANG!
I dont want to talk to you
I just want, BANG BANG BANG!

I used to be the same way. Used to being the key phrase.

Now i dont wanna get busy with a girl if theres is going to be more to it than that! Nooooooooo thank you.

I dont want to know your name
I just want, BANG BANG BANG!
I dont want relationship
I just want, BANG BANG BANG!
I dont want to talk to you
I just want, BANG BANG BANG!

So you're a three F's man.

Feed em.
Fuck em.
Forget em.

So you're a three F's man.

Feed em.
Fuck em.
Forget em.

Until i decide to settle down... YES. I can get the first 2 without problems, its the second one i gotta work on :evillol:

I thought there were four f's. First being FIND them, the the other 3 mentioned.

This is off topic to the thread. MBTM you drew those pictures in your sig?

Lol, this is a good thread...

Steel...be glad your like this man, hell it's your manhood bro.. From what i've heard, you lose your "mojo" from like 26-34....THEN it comes back, and you wanna bang EVERY 20 year old chick that exists...hence cheating on wives etc...

As far as the whole "couldn't get it up" thing....that always FUCKS with a mans mind.. I posted a thread here like 3 months back about how i COULDN'T get it "up" when i was getting a hot lap dance at a strip club.......reason being, seriously, i had 6 beers, had to piss like a race horse...AND i shaved the carrot real good like 5 hours before...

I didn't KNOW i'd be getting a lap dance, my boss (good friend) said that was my early xmas bonus....and i was like OH FUCK i can't have her do it...after the dance i felt like a useless puppy...a sad mofo......

Wow...got off on a rant there..jeez....

what's even worse is that a year ago i was having sex on average 4 times a day...and now that i haven't been getting any for a while, i've just been going nuts.....sure people are like "why don't you try to control it?" here's a news flash YOU CAN'T!!!!!!! and if you don't perform the necessary maintennance you'd have to walk with a third leg! i mean damn am i glad that i have to wear an apron at my job or else i would be fired just for having a fucking tent in my pants throughout the whole shift

Every since the break up 3 weeks ago I've been on the prowl...once a week... if that... too much uni shit, and world of warcraft to be thinking about girls :D

Yeah steel, you could have finger banged her at least!

finger "blasting" like adam carolla says... :grinno:

This is off topic to the thread. MBTM you drew those pictures in your sig?
Yes. Check the art section of the forum. Now back to the topic at hand...
:grinyes:

Finger fuckin... that seems so... 9th grade lol. I donno if i could go through with that shit with college girsl. And 99% of them wouldnt let me anyway - I'm a proffessional mechanic, therefore my hands are always stained from work as i'm not the kind that wears gloves when I do it.

This past weekend there were plenty of girls ready to bang, but i was shrooming, so sex was completely out of the equasion. My new rule is to not trip amongst hot women, mainly becasue i can't fuck em, but also because i scare most of them away when i seem like a crack addict.

On another note - this past weekend;
When i was there before, i had met this girl named..uh.. G. She's really cool, nice, cute, and has a smokin body. Well, my buddy at the time had just broken up with his girlfriend and seemed to be having kind of a tough time. Not terrible, but he mentioned wanting to get back wither her, and how she's awesome and stuff, yadda yadda. Well this past weekend when i was tripping, we go to G's room, and within 5 minutes, she's sitting on his lap, playing with his hair, all that crap. Though I had no intention of any sexual endeavors for that night, i was still like "WTF" in my head. How does this kid ALWAYS get the chicks that *I* wanna bang?

Meh, not a big deal, just something I thought would fill this space nicely.

Look man, a finger bang isn't really banging her, but at least SOME part of you was in her. :D It's better than nothing!

finger blasting is good if you still live your parents.....you act like you're all cold and stuff

"damn i need a blanket i'm cold.....brrrr" - Me
"me too....brrr" - g/f
"well i'll go get that EXTRA huge one from the closet" - Me
*making out/finger blasting after getting the blanket...
*uh oh mom walks in the front door....
"what are you doing?" - mom
"watchin a movie" - me and g/f with pants down by the ankles
"okay well i'm going to bed, good night" - mom
"okay sweet dreams" - me smiling like a nice young man....

and yeah that's how it goes....

99% of them wouldnt let me anyway - I'm a proffessional mechanic, therefore my hands are always stained from work as i'm not the kind that wears gloves when I do it.
i had a sex toy party back in June and the girl who came to represent the company brought some demo-models of some things. one thing she brought was a finger-condom type thing for a) guys with dirty/rough hands, b) girls with long nails, or c) a little extra sensation for the girl. something like this (http://www.partygals.biz/the_cart.asp?compid=31&tid=489)


Though I had no intention of any sexual endeavors for that night, i was still like "WTF" in my head. How does this kid ALWAYS get the chicks that *I* wanna bang?
my best friend is the same way. i think all you can do is mack on girls more then him or better than him.

i had a sex toy party back in June and the girl who came to represent the company brought some demo-models of some things. one thing she brought was a finger-condom type thing for a) guys with dirty/rough hands, b) girls with long nails, or c) a little extra sensation for the girl. something like this (http://www.partygals.biz/the_cart.asp?compid=31&tid=489)



Interesting :eek7: :sly:

i had a sex toy party back in June and the girl who came to represent the company brought some demo-models of some things. one thing she brought was a finger-condom type thing for a) guys with dirty/rough hands, b) girls with long nails, or c) a little extra sensation for the girl. something like this (http://www.partygals.biz/the_cart.asp?compid=31&tid=489)


NOICE! :lol2:

i had a sex toy party back in June and the girl who came to represent the company brought some demo-models of some things.
i just re-read this and realized i might want to clarify the intended meaning of "demo-models". they were hands-only, never-been-used-for-sex things. sorry for any excitement (or confusion) this may have caused :biggrin:

something like this (http://www.partygals.biz/the_cart.asp?compid=31&tid=489)

Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to use a dill pickle?

Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to use a dill pickle?
i would like a dill pickle in an orafice of my body just about as much as i would like a mechanic's dirty finger in an orafice of my body. which is NOT AT ALL.




wow this is off-topic. sorry. is there another forum that this should be in?

i would like a dill pickle in an orafice of my body just about as much as i would like a mechanic's dirty finger in an orafice of my body. which is NOT AT ALL.

Well when I saw that the first thing that came to mind was a dill pickle. The only thing is the pickle does have that smell so...

wow this is off-topic. sorry. is there another forum that this should be in?

Not at all. It's very rare that we get topics like this going at AF.

think about it....dill pickles would be a good size, but they could snap off like nothing, and what girl wants a broken pickle up there? not to mention the salt and vinegar.....that would be serious pain i'd think.........and yes you guessed it...i'm antsy as all hell....

not to mention the salt and vinegar.....that would be serious pain i'd think

The other reasons I could see but this? They have lubricants and gels that can deal with that.

It's better than losing a lemon in her. SOUR PUSS!!! :D

It's better than losing a lemon in her. SOUR PUSS!!! :D

:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

i would like a dill pickle in an orafice of my body just about as much as i would like a mechanic's dirty finger in an orafice of my body. which is NOT AT ALL.




wow this is off-topic. sorry. is there another forum that this should be in?

hey, a mechanic's finger up the ass isn't that bad.....




for the right price.....*CHA CHING* :iceslolan




:uhoh:

we DO have strong fingers, ya know ;)

Some women learn to appreciate that.

Having a strong tongue is good too :D

Interesting :eek7: :sly:
Birthday: December 7th, 1990
:lol: :grinno:

The only thing is the pickle does have that smell so...

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

what's even worse is that a year ago i was having sex on average 4 times a day...and now that i haven't been getting any for a while, i've just been going nuts.....

Cause and effect my good friend. You should only be physically able to bang them twice in a day or they look like they've been riding a horse for a week the next day at work.

Best sex: doing the missionary until she just starts to cum, then she growls and throws you onto the floor (it hurts), then runs out of the bedroom saying "chase me"...

we DO have strong fingers, ya know ;)

Some women learn to appreciate that.

Having a strong tongue is good too :D
tongues are much different than fingers. i can appreciate that.

tongues are much different than fingers. i can appreciate that.

I make it a point to eat ice cream everyday...