streetfight video

click (http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=hahahomie)


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Haha, good stuff. Next time I get into a fight with someone like Hulk Hogan I'll bust out the martial arts stance.

Did he just lay down the pimp slap on him in the end or what? That was glorious...

the martial arts stance is always a plus.

everywhere.

if you are at the grocery store and don't want to wait in line...

/martial arts stance w/ kiai

people move. fast. then you check out, and politely walk out of the store.


another good use: keeping bums away when you are at the gas station.

/start pumping gas

/bum walks up
"hey can you spare some..."
"HAAAIIIIIIEEIEEIIIHHCCCHHH!" /martial arts stance

/bum walks away muttering something about "... total weirdo freak..."

LOL

I love how the 'thug' just totall backed off when he busted out the Kung-Fu.

"Oh snap... wtf did I just get into? Man, fuck white boys and mommies who send them to Karate as a Kid so they can go screw the neighbor... this shit sucks... anywho... THUGZ FO LYFE! *smack....* man... I'mma thugggg..."

He got dropped like a blind roofer.

He got dropped like a blind roofer.


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That was absolutely beautful :smile: ...just beautiful

MAN :OWNED: kinda like when my friend Will smashed this kids head off of a truck...SO AWSOME

LMAO, bet the wanna-be punk presented later how the white boy cheated and didn't fight fair, :grinno:

:lol: :thumbsup: He got knocked the fuck out in one hit haha...

that was amazing. the greatest part about it was the kung fu white boy took his shoes off and was only wearing socks

lol that was nice stance. too bad that white kid was probably shanked later that day

yea right he knowcks bitches out

Man he got :owned: ! Its funny how he kept backing off, not knowing wtf to do.

PRiceless

No dignity in slapfighting:nono:

Oh man he fuckin laid his ass out, you know that all 20 of the black dudes friends were stomping him 3 seconds after the video shut off.

No thats when chin master LEE came out kicked all there asses and said watch your langauge young grasshopper and did a triple back flip 1200 over the fence and everyone was like knocked the F out

Its weird, i never thought that people actually did those stances. And it was funny when everyones like "wtf" and then he suddenly knocks the crap out of the guy. Good show, very good show.

Seems like he knew his shit,

But like most of the people there I would have been laughing watching it, 'till he knocked that fool down and out,

What a story to tell for years to come,

That was good,
I've got stories but no video,

That was hilarious!!!!!!!

Seriously, he fought like a little girl... Had some crazy ass windmill flailing going on. Methinks he got the stances from watching too many movies.

Sweeettt!!!. It's funny how both of them were all tough lookin, then when it came down to it they were both slappin like little girls. :gay: :gay: :gay:

No dignity in slapfighting:nono:

I agree 100% - I have studied martial arts for over 30 years and I can definitely say those "kung fu" poses were straight out of a Power Rangers movie. If he did that in front of someone who really trains he'd get laughed at before he got his ass kicked. There was absolutely no technique, power or focus in anything he did in that fight. He got lucky with one of his bitch-slaps and since the other guy was equally lame he got caught off balance. :lol2:

I with gohan on the above, that is not a stance most martial arts teach, you are too low to punch or kick with any power, it was more to make homie back up, which he sure as hell did, LMFAO.

However, in a stylized or more kata-type movement, I have seen similar start stances. But never in Tae Kwon Do or Budo Kwon Ton Sudo, which I am pretty trained in.

The white boy did get a very good jab-backfist in though, about 7 or 8 seconds before the knockdown, hard to see it but it's there.

looks like hung kuen to me but it could just as easily be something that is taught in a typical modern 'shaolin/chinese kung fu' place. judging on how he used the things he learnt, it seems to me that he's not done much sparring outside of the club. ignoring the simple fact that he made no attempt to bridge the gap says quite a bit, there's the other fact that the other guy did close distance and he even made bridge contact that he (kung fu guy) didn't even react to.

if you look at how he moves before it turning into a slap fest, you'd actually see quite good carrying of his vital structures and his back/forward stepping is actually quite good.
by the way, stances are for training and are snap-shots of movement.
you don't fight in a stance per se, rather you move in and out of them as you move.
i would also say that he was still doing the moves as opposed to fighting with the style.
but what do i know....?

Drunken, ayep, once he got back on hisa power-base, he seemed quite fluid, front leg off weight, back leg ready to carry the force of a kick. He did seem to be practicing kata more-so than keeping his power-balance, which as you say [I agree] should switch to the opponent's posture and expected attack side. At least he kept some self-awarenesws, he looked behind him a few times while "stanced", which is an idication of some training. But , man, good thing he intimidiated homie with his stances, or he'd have been toast by being so low off of his power-stances.

Maybe I whoring this thread too much, but I am red in Tae, blue in Budo, these things interest me. I apol. if it seems I whoring the thread.

....well, if it is classical hung kuen, he would've eventually moved into what he started off doing.
and that's kinda the point.
normally, you go into stances as you move
i.e as you've gone in for an attack or stepped off to defend.
you don't tend to strike a pose and then fight from it (cos that is more or less the wrong way around).
i mean, he dropped into stance as a ready response when the reality was there was nothing to respond to.
of course, maybe i'm looking at it too much from what/how i was taught.

With ya there drunken, there was no need for the two postures I saw, but then mayhaps he read his opponent as no real threat, so he decided to just back the homie off. OR, to "represent "to the blonde chick that was in the first part of the video.

He could have just walked away, that widdle biddy wanna-be punk-gansta likely wouldn't have followed up too much. After all, white boy had him by about 40 lb.'s and about a three inch reach advantage. But, then, homie seemed the type to do something real stupid like flash a blade or a cap-fire as the dude walked off.

And, white dude tossed all advantage away by going into his immediate stance, that

1] Alerted homie to something other than expected, so he backed up while trying to figure things out.

2] Never, ever alert an opponent like that, until the time to strike or take stance in defense.

3] Therefore, the white guy is sort of a noob, I would have taken one of homie's bitch slaps to get close enough to push nose into face. Straight fist punch. Knuckles first, to upper lip striking up into nose. Hip rotation to add power, but then I'd be in jail for assault or deadly force or some such shit.

But, homie would never forget how he couldn't breathe without pain.

It always best to walk away, true training will teach that. The art is used in self-defense, when person is in mortal danger. White boy was posturing as much as black boy was. [think camera on them, and don't think they both weren't aware of it].

Drunken, what is your training? Mine is classic and World/american Tae Kwon Do, Budo Kwon Ton Sudo[ not a very well known or used style anymore], and American Judo.

You seem to have an understnading of the arts. Do you think at the end of it all, white guy was just "presenting" to some chick? That's my bottom-line read of him.

i think the kung fu guy was caught in the moment.
he has had training and he's comfortable with what he's done but he didn't seem to know what to do when the other guy isn't playing the same game as he was (very typical of chinese styles).
he acted instinctively, which was to drop into a ready stance which i'm willing to be is what they do before they 'spar' at the club.

there's a world of difference between learning a style of fighting art and learning to use it to to fight.
the chinese styles typically aren't about self defence. they are about fighting to win, pure and simple. no backstep, no retreat, don't stop until you've won.
that's what get's me about the clip.
he dropped into stance (i.e he acted) but he didn't actually do anything other than that.
i can understand the whole man to man thing but still, if you've made that step in your mind to stand and fight, then finish it, don't just strike the pose and wait for the other guy to strike first.
hat is something that i've noticed a lot these days.
classes don't teach people how to make aht first move; they all tend to teach on a basis that you've been attacked which if you're talking about self defence (which is another matter entirely) is too late.

my style?
i am a mutt.

Drunken, what is your training? Mine is classic and World/american Tae Kwon Do, Budo Kwon Ton Sudo[ not a very well known or used style anymore], and American Judo.


so basically useless in a street fight lol