Why I fired my secretary...(Sorry about the caps)

Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That
Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be
Pleasant And Say, "happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me. As It
Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy Birthday."

I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember.my Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.

As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered. I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."

I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day. Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously

On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"

I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"she Said, "let's Go To My Apartment."

After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back."

"ok." I Nervously Replied.

She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-workers, All Singing "happy Birthday".


And I Just Sat There...

On The Couch... Naked.

:repost: Still funny though :lol2:

He was just wearing his birthday suit....

:lol2: nice

Hilarious!

haha yeah good joke, I posted that on here awhile back

I bet that's actually happened.

:repost: Still funny though :lol2:

:1:

That gives me the chills. So funny.

:lol: :rofl:

:lol: That joke just made my day.

Lmfao

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

i love it

Man..if that happend to me i'd say "THE SECRETARY SAID SHE WAS GOING TO PUT ON SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE!" and run out the apartment like a maniac then drive home, lol.

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!


thats fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for the repost. I would have never heard that joke.

I would've played it cool and been like "HAHA! and you thought you were surprising me!!!"

My birthday is coming up.....I hope nothing like this happens to me, lol.

haha.. ditto :)

Just remember, you can never be too carefull...

Lmao.... thats gotta suck ass.

funny