It happened one day...

One hot Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn
chair in the shade, drinking beer and watching my wife
mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street
was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted
at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my
can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at
this nosey bitch and then calmly replied..."I am, and
that's why she cuts the grass."
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lol :lol2:

HA Haaaaaa!

wait

:wtf:










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this smiley disturbs me greatly.

this smiley disturbs me greatly.

:iamwithst Yeah.

Tonio, my coworkers are looking at me funny. Good one! :thumbsup:

lol

My dream life summed up in one paragraph...

Oh man ...thats great...and i love that smiley

Great joke

Better smiley

Awesome!! Good joke!! I'm luvin that smiley....

kickass!

Thats fuckin great. E-mailed to my woman...we will see how that goes.

I'm allergic to cut grass... not gonna happen! ;)







But it was nice to give the lil boys something to dream of!

LOL ...

... wait ... brb ..

"honey don't cut the grass so short ..."

..... OK, I'm back

That could never happen with me.


I'd be drinking a corona, and lifting a pair of oakleys.