The Redneck Poet

The National Poetry Contest was down to the last to semifinalist, a Yale graduate and a redneck.

They were given a work, then allowed two minutes to study the worf a come up with a poem.

The word was TIMBUKTU

First up was the Yale graduate and he recites

slowly across the desert sand
trekked a lonely caravan
men on camels two by two
destanation - Timbuktu

The crowd went crazy and they thought the redneck could never pull off something better than that poem. So the redneck calmly steps up to the stage and recites

me and tim huntin went
met three whores in a pull tent
they were three and we two
so I bucked one and timbuktu

contest over! redneck wins

That is so stupid. Somebodys been watching too much blue color tv

I thought it was funny.

TS out

:lol2: :lol: I can just see Jeff Foxworthy reciting that onstage.

amusing