Hooker in Vegas

A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his

eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How much?" The

Hooker replies, "$500 for a hand-job." The guy's jaw drops: "$500

dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The

hooker says, "Do you see that Hard Rock cafe on the corner?" "Yes." "Do

you see the Hard Rock about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond

that, do you see that third Cafe?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker,

smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a

hand-job that's worth $500." The Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it

a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy Is

sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a

lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose

a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, $1,500." "$1,500? No blow-job

could be worth that." The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window,

big boy. See that casino just across the street? I own it. And I own it

because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy,

basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He

can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides

to dip into the pension savings for one glorious and unforgettable

experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker

says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of

Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling

palaces, and showplaces?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the

whole city?" "No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

EEEEEEWWWW .....

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

EEEEEEWWWWWW .....

*throws up*

That's disgusting. Funny though.

I have never been to Vegas, I don't think I am going to go now..lol

Hahahahha That's Hilarious

:owned:

The next scene is of Gil Grissom and his CSI staff looking over the dead body of the hooker laying on the sidewalk, after being thrown out the window, trying to piece together what happened.

That is funny as hell

The next scene is of Gil Grissom and his CSI staff looking over the dead body of the hooker laying on the sidewalk, after being thrown out the window, trying to piece together what happened.
It's funny, but true. Lying about being a women in a profession like that is pretty much suicide.

LOL great story... I bet he would own the city if he had a pussy and stuff. Damn good story for yaw man... "Vegas the dirtiest city around".

The next scene is of Gil Grissom and his CSI staff looking over the dead body of the hooker laying on the sidewalk, after being thrown out the window, trying to piece together what happened.

ROFL- you beat me to it!!

vegas... not for me. I don't need to run into Galaxia from anger managment.

EEEEEEWWWW .....

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

EEEEEEWWWWWW .....
my feelings exactly

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

:lol: Funny, but pretty disgusting. A friend/co-worker actually spent a few days last week in Vegas for his buddy's wedding. He had an overall good time, but also mentioned how crazy it is with the hookers all over the place. Makes you wonder how many are actually women... cringes...