best rap/hip hop line

after reading the thread about necro .. i wanted to know what you guys think is the best .. funniest .. or craziest rap or hip hop line/verse that you've ever heard ... i've got plenty :grinyes:

... Technique chemically unstable, set to explode
foretold by the dead sea scrolls written in codes
so if your message ain't shit, fuck the records you sold
cuz if you go platinum, it's got nothing to do with luck
it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck
stuck in the underground in general and rose to the limit
without distribution managers, a deal, or a gimmick
Revolutionary Volume 2, murder the critics
and leave your fucking body rotten for the roaches and crickets
- Immortal Technique ( Industrial revolution )

... mother fucker ... stay in your place ... or i'll fuck your girl while shes pregnant .. and bust a nut in your kids face
- Immortal Technique ( Some battle )

... listen you don't know the technique so don't tell lies .. i'll shot your mom in the back and fuck the bullet hole till she dies
- Immortal Technique ( Another battle )

Immortal Technique is one of the best guys out in the scene, dance with the devil is a dope song, as well as his political songs(cause of death).
diabolik is also sick, in the hidden track


"Any crew you with is full of shit till the bullets hit when the oozie spit
I write more lines than the late John Belushi sniffed" - Copywrite

"You ran, I launch rapid torpedos
Now I'm dead on ya ass like rabbit fur speedos" - Copywrite

"I stagger in the gathering possessed by a patter-in
That be scatterin
Over the globe will my vocals be travellin
Unravellin my abdomen it's slime that's babblin
Grammatics that are masculine" - Common

"I wasnt POOR I was PO,
I couldnt afford the OR" - Big L

"My jewels be Rocky like Sylvester Stallone" - Big L

... listen you don't know the technique so don't tell lies .. i'll shot your mom in the back and fuck the bullet hole till she dies
- Immortal Technique ( Another battle )

thats messed up.......

trust me .. this is only a sample of what he says haha. hey says hella more "messed up" stuffs.

"Top dolla in my gold flea colla, dippin in my blue impala"

50,000 brownie points to whoever guesses.

sounds snoop dogg - ish hehe. Does that get me some points at all ???? heh heh heh

"The Appetite is tremendous
So I'm gonna spin this
Drop up some violence because they ax me to end this
Some trouble that I cought cuz I was noisy
A nigga tried to take advantage because I'm de kamikazi
He took de swing from my hand - thought I was faded
Start runnin' for the door but the fucker never made it
The sound of the 9 went BANG [shot]
And all over the wall was his mothafuckin' brain
Cuz I'm a nigga you can't sleep on
So set the alarm, cuz I'm hittin' like a mothafuckin' bomb
I do damage with the 9 in my hand
But the average nigga they do not mean to understand
I'm from the streets so therefor
You know I don't care for
A sucker that ain't down with the real niggaz the niggaz the niggaz yo
And after when the shit gotta go ain't even sober
Any time that the 9 wanna leave
I got a .38 hittin' down the sleeve
And it's ready to go to work cuz that's what it's here for
I shoot down a milion niggaz and shoot one more
And that's the milion and one
They could'nt hang with the appetite
Cuz they was'nt rappin' right
So I had to destroy whoever was standin' in my presence
For fuckin' up de asses appetite for destruction" MC Ren.

"the rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble"
-Warren G *regulate*

"Top dolla in my gold flea colla, dippin in my blue impala"

50,000 brownie points to whoever guesses.

lil rob?


"slippin and dippin, thats what we call it, something something we got hydraulics"

dpsayz gets the points. :)

My fav is Big L from the unreleased song Dangerous ft OC, if you haven't heard it, get on kazaa and DL it. RIP to the best lyricist ever.

i be that smooth cat you never see rolling with clowns
i'm one of the few from uptown that's holdin it down
hoe's are on me like i'm welfare
even rich one's that live in bel air,
is this Big L?, yeah, hell yeah
word up, i use a chrome gat to push domes back
watch how you talk when you call me
the feds got my phone tapped
this rap game i put my life in it
my chain's got mega ice in it
I Push an infinit, chrome rims, lightly tinted
and you can see pal, it's all about me now
20 G's a show bitch, 3 thou just to freestyle
i made this cheese, it didn't grow on trees
can you hold something? sure you can hold on these
yo i'm fat like an old crayon, smooth as rayon, L is who the ladies stay on, yeah baby play on
i chew chumps like chew sticks, i'm known for dropping new hits
i know you want me hoe if i was you i'd want me too bitch.

"Scarecrow creepin Southern b*tches, aka Posie Pu$$yfictious"

I just always thought this was a funny line. See if anyone can figure this one out.

"OKAY!" - Lil John

no no no no NOOOOO ... Rule number fukking one .. no retarded ass artists like lil jon in here !!! im sry but he doesn't hold any talent as a rap artist !!! Yeah he makes good beats but they shouldn't ever give that wanna be a mic. Him and all his pussy possy crew .. Sry no offence "I just had to get that shit off my chest like breast reduction." - Diabolik

Yay i got the brownie points !!! where can i redem my prize ??

"Some beef is big, and some beef is small .. but what ya'll call beef ain't beef at all." - Black Starr

Ignorance- It's like masturbation, it may make you feel good but it does not produce.

Haha thats true. But procrastination is also like masterbation, it feels great at first ... but in the end your just fucking yourself. :nono:

say SHOOP....ha, made you look. you a slave to a page in my rhyme book. - Nas



one thing 'bout music: when it hits you feel no pain, white folks say it controls your brain. i know better then that, that's game and we ready for that. 2 soldiers head of the pack, matter fact who got the gat? and where my army at? rather attack then i react, back the beats it don't reflect on how many records get sold on sex drugs and rock and roll, whether your projects put on hold and the real world...these just people with ideas, they just like me and you when the smoke and cameras disappear again the real world...is bigger then all these fake-ass records, when pofo's got the millions and my woman's disrespect it. if you check one-two my word of advice to you is just relax, just do what you got to do, if that don't work then kick the facts...

Dead Prez - Hip Hop



jesus died at age 33, that's 33 shots from twin glocks, that's 16 apiece, that's 32, which means one of my guns was holding 17. 27 hit your crew, 6 went into you. - Nas, One Mic

say SHOOP....ha, made you look. you a slave to a page in my rhyme book. - Nas



he actually says "they shootin'! Ha, made you look." but yeah nas has a lot of nice rhymes.

got me to thinking about AZ. i like his lines:

"realizing the realism of life and actuality
fuck who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary
and my mentality is money over your data
so dedicated even our dreams are drug related.
puff banana's, not even the cops can stand us,
cuz of the way we vanish every time they come to can us.

Illmatic had some of the best wordplay ever... damn

"Inhale deep like the words of my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death"
Nas - NY State of Mind

"Visualizin the realism of life and actuality
Fuck who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary
And my mentality is, money orientated
I'm destined to live the dream for all my peeps who never made it
cause yeah, we were beginners in the hood as five percenters
But somethin must of got in us cause all of us turned to sinners"
AZ - Lifes a Bitch

"Load up the mic and bust one, cuss while I puffs from
my skull cause it's pain in my brain vein money maintain
Don't go against the grain simple and plain"
Nas - Lifes a Bitch

"I trip we box up crazy bitches aimin guns in all my baby pictures
Beef with housin police, release scriptures that maybe Hitler's
Yet I'm the mild, money gettin style, rollin foul
The versatile, honey stickin wild, golden child
Dwellin in the Rotten Apple, you get tackled
Or caught by the devil's lasso, shit is a hassle
There's no days, for broke days, we sell it, smoke pays
While all the old folks pray, to Je-sus' soakin they sins in trays
of holy water, odds against Nas are slaughter"
Nas - World Is Yours

"Go get your crew, Hobbes, I'm prepared to bomb troops
Got niggaz who's born, I shot my way out my Mom Dukes"
Nas - One Time 4 Your Mind

"I drop jewels, wear jewels, hope to never run it
With more kicks than a baby in a mother's stomach
Nasty Nas has to rise cause I'm wise
This is exercise 'til the microphone dies"
Nas - Halftime



Illmatic is the GOAT... no doubt about it. Revolutionized the rap game

hell yeah NaS is da' shit. He has hella hella tight rhymes

one of my fav songs is "rewind"

Listen up gangstas and honeys with ya hair done
Pull up a chair hon' and put it in the air son
Dog, whatever they call you, god, just listen
I spit a story backwards, it starts at the ending

The bullet goes back in the gun
The bullet hole's closin this chest of a nigga
Now he back to square one
Screamin, "Shoot don't please"
I put my fifth back on my hip
It's like a VCR rewindin a hit
He put his hands back on his bitch
My caravan doors open up
I jumped back in the van and closed it shut
Goin reverse, slowly prepared
My nigga Jungle utters out somethin crazy like, "Go he there"
Sittin in back of this chair, we hittin the roach
The smoke goes back in the blunt, the blunt gets bigger in growth
Jungle unrolls it, put his weed back in the jar
The blunt turns back into a cigar
We listen to Stevie, it sounded like heavy metal fans
Spinnin records backwards of AC/DC
I give my niggas dap, jump out the van back first
Back upstairs, took off the black shirt
I'm in the crib with the phone to my ear
Listen up so y'all can figure out the poem real clear
The voice on the phone was like, "Outside right we"
So with my mouth wide, holdin my heat
Bullets I had plenty to squeeze, plenty for ya
'Cause Jungle said, "Block your on enemies the"
Hung up the phone, then the phone rang
I'm laid in the bed thinkin 'bout this pretty young thing
Who left, she came back, her clothes just fell to the rug
She fell to my bed and gave me a hug
I told her, "No hell"
She talkin 'bout, "Me kiss"
Bobbed her head then spit the nut back in my dick
Started suckin with no hands, a whole lotta spit
Then got up and put her bra back on her tits
Got fully dressed and told me, "Stressed really I'm"
Picked up her Gucci bag and left her nigga behind
Walkin through the door, she rang the bell twice
I vomited Vodka back in my glass with juice and ice
The clock went back from three, to two, to one
And that's about the time the story begun
That's when I first heard the voicemail on the cell
It said, "Son we found that nigga we gotta kill"

Ay yo son, ay yo son, you hear me, you hear me?
Listen man, this dude right on the block, right now, man
I found him, right now, I see him right now!
Let's kill him)

"Yo, this Nas, leave it. Peace"

heh heh filthy :naughty:

"Visualizin the realism of life and actuality
Fuck who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary
And my mentality is, money orientated
I'm destined to live the dream for all my peeps who never made it
cause yeah, we were beginners in the hood as five percenters
But somethin must of got in us cause all of us turned to sinners"
AZ - Lifes a Bitch

ah you got it right. i mixed up two of his songs. that's what happens when you try to type the lyrics off the top of your head.

this was what i was thinking of:

AZ:
And other hoods I hang with
Mix slang in they language
Love, kickin that gang shit
Sellin on the same strip
Hustlin hard, no matter how much we hate it
So dedicated, even our dreams are drug related
Shit, puff bananas
Not even the cops can stand us
Cause of the way we vanish, everytime they come to can us
25 we get the money live
Fuck all that funny jive
The streets is our only source to survive
And before any teeny boppers think about tryin to stop us
I rather put your head, through the propeller of a helicopter
cuz all my peeps be playin for keeps
straigt out the litter, so bitter
these bandits won't even eat sweets.

Illmatic is definetly one of the dopest albums to be released ever..


The waterproof MC, you ain't wettin' me
You need to stop rappin' and start robbin' banks like Steady B
Cause see, no matter how much green you make
You never taste the avocado, just another broke Versace model
Tiger Woods ain't even up to par in the game of survival
That's why I'm pissin' in y'all Cristal bottles
Drink Listerine, brush my teeth with amphetamine
So I can sound fresh and say dope things in between
You strike to five my average snorter, I want a woman
With the body of a hoochie and a personality like Gloria
Can't even say I didn't know 'cause while we wanna be
NWA they create the NWO
How many years, fo' mo' so fuck them fake John Gotties
Ain't got no Mazzeraties I be at the party sippin' on Todies
My niggas pumpin' areas, out Audies in Saudi
I'm thuggish ruggish to the bone, and I'm gonna dis everybody
- Ras Kass - Soul On Ice(remix)


For my respect, I just might have to shut you down
Hang your punk ass from a limb, they'll have to cut you down
See I'm tired of you faggots kickin dirt on my name
While you rap clone phonies only hurtin the game
I'm too persistant, plus I flow too vicious
Bout to expose you hoes, this shit is too twisted
Rappers be actin, like they rich or somethin
When they get robbed like a herb, that's what they get for frontin
I'm in the top ten, one of the best of all time
Been known to drop men - who CARES if the rest of y'all rhyme?
You're mediocre son, you're barely average kid
Your style's Chi-Chi, wanna see me crack yo' cabbage kid?
From the hood to the corporate, give up your goods and forfeit
This is George Foreman style, watch me cook this raw shit
More chips, watch us rake 'em in
And y'all cats know we always play to win
- Gangstarr - PLaytawin (off the Ownerz)

Eyes in my mind, pulse signs in my rhymes
Lines are inclined shine, dine in my shrine
Warring time, mortifying, sauna flying lines
Borderline Einstein, horrifying times
Ordered like slaughter fights for the fight-type
Sure to strike, pouring like water might, I
Smoke like a sack of that northern lights hype
Swerving off a nitro ice-cold quarter pint
Saw the bright light, rappers caught a night-night
Bona fide nice ice, Dolemite type
Sorta like Border Heights, what a sight, yipes
Showing motherfuckers how to hold a mic right
Photo light images Yoda might bite
Soldier-like stripes, word to Spike, build a vice is
Photo volt bright light, hold the funk inside
Glowing like solar kites, sho ya right quite
- Gift of the Gab from Blackalicious (song is Reanimation)

lil rob?


"slippin and dippin, thats what we call it, something something we got hydraulics"

i remember it now, "slippin and dippin, thats what we call it, thats what you do when you've got hydraulics"

"Is a brotha that'll smotha your motha and make your sister think I love her"-Eazy-E in Straight Outta compton when NWA was still together.

one thing 'bout music: when it hits you feel no pain, white folks say it controls your brain. i know better then that, that's game and we ready for that. 2 soldiers head of the pack, matter fact who got the gat? and where my army at? rather attack then i react, back the beats it don't reflect on how many records get sold on sex drugs and rock and roll, whether your projects put on hold and the real world...these just people with ideas, they just like me and you when the smoke and cameras disappear again the real world...is bigger then all these fake-ass records, when pofo's got the millions and my woman's disrespect it. if you check one-two my word of advice to you is just relax, just do what you got to do, if that don't work then kick the facts...

Dead Prez - Hip Hop


Dead prez does have some pretty tight songs.

Sittin' in the living room on the floor
All the pain got me on some migraine shit
But I'm gonna maintain
Nigga got 2 or 3 dollars to my name
And my homies in the same boat going through the same thing
Ready for a cake
Better plot for the paper
We been living in the dark since April
On the candle
Gotta get a handle
My homie got a 25 automatic added to the camper
Nigga get the phone book look up in the yellow page
Lemme tell you how we fend to get paid
We gonna order pizza and when we see the driver
We gonna stick the 25 up in his face
Lets ride, stepping outside like warriors
Head to the notorious Southside
One weapon to the four of us
Hiding in the corridor until we see the dominos car headlights
White boy in the wrong place at the right time
Soon as the car door open up he mine
We roll up quick and put the pistol to his nose
By the look on his face he probably shitted in his clothes
You know what this is
It's a stick up
Gimme the do' from your pickup
You ran into the wrong niggaz
We running down the block hot with these pizza boxes
So we split up and met back at the apartment

Hell yeah (yo ain't you hungry my nigga?)
Hell yeah (you wanna get paid my nigga?)
Hell yeah (ain't you tired of starving my nigga?)
Hell yeah (well lets ride then)
Hell yeah, Hell yeah

Dead Prez - "Hell Yeah"

heh heh i think that at this rate .. ill add a "spit" of the day. haha we should all do that ... or i know i probably will straight outta bordem :banghead:

"Is a brotha that'll smotha your motha and make your sister think I love her"-Eazy-E in Straight Outta compton when NWA was still together.

"cruisin down the street in my six-fo, jockin the b*tches, slappinn the h*es":grinyes:

"cruisin down the street in my six-fo, jockin the b*tches, slappinn the h*es":grinyes:
i musta listened to that song 10 times on New Years Eve.

i musta listened to that song 10 times on New Years Eve.

You're lucky. I never get to hear that song.

This is a quote from my favorite WHITE rapper.... JoJo pelle who?



"Your favorite thug from cosa nostra flicks, is rollin spliffs in stolen whips/ Soldiers dip, rose in flips when the toaster spits/ I speak through golden lips, platinum tongue quotin scripts/ Set each verse aflame, need I explain, the flow is crisp"
JoJo Pellegrino - Outro

On the Hitman For Hire Mixtape

fuhgetaboutid :sunglasse

You're lucky. I never get to hear that song.
usually i don't either but my freind had an easy E mixtape in his car on New Years. as we went from one club to another i would put that song on.



This is a quote from my favorite WHITE rapper.... JoJo pelle who?



"Your favorite thug from cosa nostra flicks, is rollin spliffs in stolen whips/ Soldiers dip, rose in flips when the toaster spits/ I speak through golden lips, platinum tongue quotin scripts/ Set each verse aflame, need I explain, the flow is crisp"
JoJo Pellegrino - Outro

On the Hitman For Hire Mixtape

fuhgetaboutid
i didn't think many people knew about jojo. he did that song with kurupt called grind season. he's pretty good.

i didn't think many people knew about jojo. he did that song with kurupt called grind season. he's pretty good.

Yeah not too many people know about him, its impossible to find his good songs. Every P2P program i ever tried i couldnt find any of the mixtape songs, just the first ones he came out with like bahda bing bahda boom, fuhgetaboutid and where i'm from.

I ended up just buying the mixtape last year and its hot!


He's one of my favorite rappers, i love his style. If Violator didnt fuk him over and he got signed to a decent record label with some decent promotion he'd be doing eminem numbers. He's so marketable cause he's white and can do songs with mainstream type beats and sound good

More Quotes:
"i cut my own hair, nobodies clippin the boss/ I'm a hungry emcee willin to blow at any cost/ One day i smoked the hyrdo, battled myself in the mirror an lost"

"I'm from where the gangsters run, move weight by the tons/ Where the young guns, scream fuck crumbs and shoot for lump sums"

He's so marketable cause he's white and can do songs with mainstream type beats and sound good


Kinda like Vinnie Paz

^^^ yea kinda...

JoJo has a more marketable look and style tho still
cause he can rhyme about mafia shit (he's italian) and you know how people love that gangster shit nowadays

"I'm bout to murk somebodddaaay, dig a ditch in the dirt desert somebodddaaay/ I'm fantasizin shit like i'm in a scorcese flick, in the whip, goin up the block plottin the perfect hit"

^ what about Copywrite, hes like half Italian/Irish hows that for gangster!

plus hes like 6'5, with dope rhymes, but doesnt play commercial joints that much..

"How rookies want respect? Best decline in fear
You got pussy on your neck wet behind the ears!"

"Yo, yo the best this year
To bless this here mic til your brain burst/ I'll guest appear twice and the check will clear three times from the same verse/
I was always a demon/
I took the form of a fetus the second my pop's balls spread his semen/
Lost my marbles at six/
Fuck swallowing my nut, I make bitches gargle my piss"

"Cause I shine the brightest, when I'm not even charged/
You ain't no emcee, you're a border-line fag
With your boyfriend's number written in your rhyme-pad/
You talk a lot of gossip
Only time you move the crowd
is from the front row of your show to the parking lot to vomit"


How dope is that shit

what about Copywrite, hes like half Italian/Irish hows that for gangster!


yeah but copywrites a backpacker, he's never gunna sell and have mainstream success. Crazy lyrics... but most underground rappers have better lyrics than mainstream rappers.


JoJos got mainstream style, thats why if he just gets aright promotion he'll blow up
Have you heard any pellegrino songs?

don't forget alchemist. his beats are sick and his lyrics ain't bad at all.

yeah but copywrites a backpacker, he's never gunna sell and have mainstream success. Crazy lyrics... but most underground rappers have better lyrics than mainstream rappers.


backpacker?

I wouldnt really count on that, he has pretty anthem like shit, comparable to Kool G Rap, are you calling Kool G Rap a backpacker??

seriously the music he makes SOUNDS good, with good beats, Just because it doesnt fit in some predetermined MOULD thats out

makes it more interesting and unique, if it doesnt sound like every lil john, nas and jayz.

Kool G Rap was, and never will be a, a backpacker.

Being a lover of old school, this is from GZA's 1995 album Liquid Swords -

I'm on a Mission, that niggaz say is impossible,
But when I swing my swords they all choppable
I be the body dropper, the heartbeat stopper
Child educator, plus head amputator
Cause niggaz styles are old like Mark 5 sneakers
Lyrics are weak, like clock radio speakers
Don't even stop in my station and attack
while your plan failed, hit the rail, like Amtrak

backpacker?

I wouldnt really count on that, he has pretty anthem like shit, comparable to Kool G Rap, are you calling Kool G Rap a backpacker??

seriously the music he makes SOUNDS good, with good beats, Just because it doesnt fit in some predetermined MOULD thats out

makes it more interesting and unique, if it doesnt sound like every lil john, nas and jayz.

he was madd underground when i remember listening to him before... i guess i gotta check out his new shit cause i havent listened to copywrite in like 2 years

last track i remember hearing is "fuck sound check"

lil momma show ya how to do it, go ahead put ya back in to it!

"Twinkle twinkle little star"

- I wonder who the f*ck made the song