I hate liars and whiners...

Ok, so tonight I overslept and I arrived at work 30 minutes late. Hey it happens, I'm only human. Every other time I'm always either 15 or 30 minutes early to relieve the watch (I'm in the Navy). So this is the one and only time I fucked up by being late. No big deal I thought. I told the guy who I relieved that the next time he relieves me to come in at 9 am. I figured that was a fair deal.

So here I am on watch about to chow down on dinner when I get a call from my LPO (aka.. boss) wondering why I was late. I told him I overslept. Well my LPO tells me to never let it happen again. Never let it happen again, I said? Apparently the person who I relieved bitched and lied to my LPO telling him I'm always late. I told my LPO the deal and I will be having a lil sit down with the lying little bitch tomorrow.

Fucking liars and bitches! Like I said, this was the first fucking time I was ever late and this is the bullshit I have to go through. And to think of all the times people were late relieving me and I just let it go because its no big deal. We're only human and shit happens.

**EDIT**

I just realized something. We have a passdown log here on the watch. Whenever we assume and are relieved from watch we have to write it down in a passdown log. According to the logs, by this guys own writing, I have never been late. Not only have I never been late but in fact I'm always early. Gotcha!

zing! he'll get what's coming to him.

i hate whiners too. my "friend" is ALWAYS complaining. in fact i think it's his life's work to make everyone around him feel sorry for him. he's always on a constant guilt trip.

i finally told him off recently, so he hasn't talked to me in a couple of days (drama queen). but the last time we talked, he was telling me about how terrible his life has been and how i haven't gone through the shit that he has. i said don't be too sure buddy cause i've had my fair share. he said "no comparison. trust me." i said "fuck you asshole. you haven't lived my life and don't know how bad it's been, so i think you should stop going around telling people that your life has been so much worse then yours when you haven't lived their lives and don't know".

and he calls ME inconsiderate...

I lied to my girlfriend. I felt bad.
I got caught in the lie. Now i feel lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut :( Now she lost all trust in me, and its been different. I wish i never lied to her, i wish i could take it back, cause it certainly wasn't worth it. I hate lying too, and i'm obviously very terrible at it.

ah shit.

I was late once to work too...I caught a lot of shit my the owner, he actually got right in my face and was screaming at me. So I told him that I quit while I was in the process of training people. Now I've moved onto bigger and better things than a pet store.

I don't lie.
The only lie's I EVER tell are....hmm...I can't remember lying. I've lied before, and I found it hurts more than the truth.

I rarely lie to save my own arse too.

People who tell the truth (imo) are more confident with them selfs.

It's life people! History has had bigger fuck ups than you! Look at Hitler, and Eminem!

If you lie, they'll find out, one way or another, and it'll hurt. If you tell the truth right off, you still keep respect, people respect you for telling the truth.

I can be a whiner here sometimes, I can bitch about everything.

If people didn't complain at all we'd all be probably be suicidal, wound up, and so on. Also we wouldn't know likes and dislikes. It is part of human nature. Lying is not the greatest thing in the world. The only time I lied was giving a girl my friend's # instead of mine because she was really annoying. But that is more of a practiacal joke on him.

I work with my fair share of whiners and liars to man. One whiner in particular even has the owner making fun of him on various occasions(i.e.- Christmas party in front of all the employees)

Telling lies really gets on my mind. I hate it. It's like I love to tell the truth. It helps keep you out of doing crap.

My friend lies so much about stupid stuff - just to impress people. It's annoying as hell. He'll literally just walk up to the table and start spewing bullshit about stuff he hasn't done just to sound cool. He lies so much it's sad - we never know when to believe him or not.

My friend lies so much about stupid stuff - just to impress people. It's annoying as hell. He'll literally just walk up to the table and start spewing bullshit about stuff he hasn't done just to sound cool. He lies so much it's sad - we never know when to believe him or not.
He will learn when he gets caught up in one of his lies.

snitchs' get stitchs'

My friend lies so much about stupid stuff - just to impress people. It's annoying as hell. He'll literally just walk up to the table and start spewing bullshit about stuff he hasn't done just to sound cool. He lies so much it's sad - we never know when to believe him or not.


Dude, I know what your saying. At my last command I was roomed with a guy who told everyone he met that he was almost a Navy Seal but couldn't finish the training due to medical reasons. Now thats a common thing when guys try out for the Seals. Sure some just quit cause they can't hack it but most people are disqualified because of medical reasons. So anyway, this roomate of mine would always go on and on about Seal training, what they did, where they did it, etc. You know, the interesting shit, not some movie bullshit (cough..GI Jane..cough).

Then one night I was outside smoking a cigarette with my roomates LPO (aka, boss) and somehow I got the talking about my roomates adventures in Seal training. Thats when I realized his LPO was looking me like I'm retarded. Then he opens his mouth and says, "He never went to Buds (Seal training). I have his military recond on my desk. He went to bootcamp, A school and then here."

That was like a bomb dropping on me. There I was rooming with this guy for about a year and the whole time believing he went to Buds training. The worst part is, after finding that out, I realized that he lied to everyone about anything and everything. Making up bullshit stories as goes. I was sick to death of the guy but at the same time totally amazed.

No kiddin that's what it's like with my friend - Sometimes I'll believe something that doesn't seem like a lie, and then hear the truth from someone like his parents and it blows his shit wide open. He has like friggin chronic lying - he thinks he has to lie or else he won't sound like a big enough of a badass

I had a friend like that once. He tried to get my gf to break up with me for him. She told me about it and he denied everything, 2 days later he gave her a note while she was working where he told her he loved her....wtf is that shit? my friend tells my gf he loves her. She showed me the note, so i ask him about it and he makes some bullshit up. So i told him that if i ever seen his ass again i was gonna send him to the hospital.

i havent seen him since, and none of my friends hang out with him.

One of my mates lies a fair bit to, it's annoying hearing the bullshit, but I take it cause he's my best mate next to the lying.

This one lie he told me:
He was doing 90 in a 70 zone, when a cop pulled up next to him, and the cop smiled (what?) then he realised he was speeding, he looked at the cop, gave a suprised look as if to tell him "ops!" then slowed down to 70.

True or false? I don't know...But I doubt it happened.

There's a few others, I can't remember them. There is a few others he's told me about chicks. Like the chick bartenda who is "heaps hot" gave him "free drinks" "all night". Sure, buddy.


I can't remember any more...But they happen on a regular basis.

This one lie he told me:
He was doing 90 in a 70 zone, when a cop pulled up next to him, and the cop smiled (what?) then he realised he was speeding, he looked at the cop, gave a suprised look as if to tell him "ops!" then slowed down to 70.

LOL that reminds me of one of the redicilous ones my friend told me - he said he was pulled over doing 100 in a 70 zone, and when my friend reached to get his liscense and registration out of the glovebox, the cop saw his airsoft pistol in it and reached for his gun, but then realized it was an airsoft pistol. A) my friend doesn't even have an airsoft pistol i later found out. B) why the hell would you keep it in your glovebox in your car?
Then he said after all that happened that the cop just let him off with a warning. Bullshit. I told my friend there's no way a cop would let him off with a warning when he was doing 30 over - but he insisted it was true. I didn't even try to argue it cause I knew he'd lie about his lie no matter what.

It appears making up shit about being badasses with cops is a growing trend amongst the lier community. lol its amazing what some of these jackasses will say to sound cool

haha, that reminds me of a possible lie my mate told me just last week. Him and a few other commodore mates were driving down the coast (and the cops down there are dogs) and according to him, he was doing 20 over, and a cop pulled him over, and let him off with a warning.

True or not, I don't know. But cops here do give warnings, just not when it's 20 over the limit. I don't know what to believe with that one.

LOL that reminds me of one of the redicilous ones my friend told me - he said he was pulled over doing 100 in a 70 zone, and when my friend reached to get his liscense and registration out of the glovebox, the cop saw his airsoft pistol in it and reached for his gun, but then realized it was an airsoft pistol. A) my friend doesn't even have an airsoft pistol i later found out. B) why the hell would you keep it in your glovebox in your car?
Then he said after all that happened that the cop just let him off with a warning. Bullshit. I told my friend there's no way a cop would let him off with a warning when he was doing 30 over - but he insisted it was true. I didn't even try to argue it cause I knew he'd lie about his lie no matter what.

It appears making up shit about being badasses with cops is a growing trend amongst the lier community. lol its amazing what some of these jackasses will say to sound cool


Sounds just like some guy I know. Once, i noticed that the side of his truck had a dent in it, so i asked what happed. he told me that he was driving along and a deer ran across the road and into the side of him. I then told another friend about it, and he said, "thats wierd, he told me somebody in a parking lot hit it" This guy tells so many lies, that he can't keep them straight!

Gotta love storytellers. A kid who was once my freind was a storyteller. Every time anybody had something to say he would ALWAYS respond "OH yeah, I once (did the same thing only better than you)" or "MY best friend (did it but better than you)". It eventually caught up to him and nobody talked to him anymore.

I really hate snitches!