Stupid Punks

these 2 punks in my small town have been talking alot of crap about me to everyone, quick rundown im 20 graduated in 03 capt of football, wrestling and power lifting teams 4X state gualifier in wrestling 2x state champion power lifting and all conference defensive player. i was the guy to beat at my school. anyway these guys tyler and chad are 19 and 18 and are mad because they know i know something they dont want me to know. so the trash taqlk started 3 weeks ago tyler said he tried to fight me and i ran away several times. then he said he shot my tailgate and put 2 bullet holes in them. the bad thing is my pregnant wife drives the truck i hardly ever do. so i blew him off. he kept following me and every time he saw me i was with friends. until saturday, my small towns annual christmas parade, the town was booming but i headed back to work, the local car lot. well i was removing an amp from a trade in and had to run to the hardware store 2 blocks away to get an allen wrench. i was driving my 47 chevy which was in the parade. tyler chad and other fat dude saw me park it and go in. when i came out my truck was blocked by 3 vehicles, tyler chad fatdude and tyler and chads gfs were leaning on my truck. i thought if there was any time to "talk" now would be the time. first i told them to get off my f-ing truck, which they did, then i asked what was the shit he said about shooting my truck which my wife drove. he said he didnt. i told him there was no way in hell he had the balls to shoot at my truck much less tell me he did. he was silent, i then said he was so much of a pussy that he wouldnt talk the sit to my face that he talks behind my back. silence. so i then told him to get the fuck outta my face before i moved him myself. then to my suprise.. the dude spit in my face. it no sooner hit my chin before the first punch landed on his nose. i felt it break instantly. i didnt think about the 2 buds which jumped behind me one putting me in a choke hold the other clawing at my eyes. with eyes closed and no breath i kept drilling on the first one until he quit trying to block and fell off the hood and worked the other 2 until i was the one standing. a couple volunteer fireman was eating next door and ran to see what was up. the boys then loaded up and took off . the police saw them 2 blocks away and the boys tried running from them. long story short tyler had a broken nose, 2 black eyes to of the fattest lips i had ever saw and strawberry patches over his entire face. chad had a dislocated shoulder ( he had me in the choke hold and i reached over and flipped him over mys shoulder) and bruised cheeks. and fat dude had the imprint of my Doc Martens on the side of his face. my damage: scratches on and around my eyes from the fat bitches fingernails. bruises around my neck and an extremely bruised and swollen hand which i have broken twice.
reports were taken no charges filed , i felt relieved that his little bitch talking finally came to an end. now itss monday and tyler, face still jacked up, said he it his face on a car door AFTER the fight and said i didnt hit him. he said hes not scared and that it wasnt a fair fight. (i took a self defense course and 2 years of judo/akito) tyler told a neutral friend that he wants to meet up and go round 2!!!!! the guy still has to keep a steak on face face so he can see out of one eye and he wants to go again??? my first thought is he would bring a weapon but this guy is a huge pussy and i dont think he has the nuts to pull anything. i know every cop in the town and they told me catch him alone and see if he keeps talking. wtf. think i should give this guy a round 2? not a scheduled meet up but catch him alone and off guard

catch him alone and watch him back down and act like a little girl. He'll never learn til you properly whoop his ass.

that paragraph in its own deserves a stress release thread.

tell the police that someone is trying to fight you constantly, and let them know where this shit head wanted to meet. then when he threatens you they will throw him in the slammer for a day or two. straighten that son of a bitch out.

Jim is right. This feud isn't worth it. This is how many young males end up being murdered.

He's just a punk kid it sounds like. I'd just forget all the things that he's "saying" behind your back and live your life with your wife. If you let the words he says behind your back get to you, then he's got something that he knows he can bug you with. He's probably jealous of you and in turn has a dislike for you because of it.

Think of your life as a truck driving down the highway towards its destiny, and he's just a little fly that's smacking into the window on the way there. Just forget him :p

Let it go. He knows you whipped him and you know it. This will only end up bad. Vandalism, broken bones, your wife being stalked, etc. I'd file a restraining order on his ass, then set him up so he violates it.

i say catch him off guard let him try to throw the 1st punch and beat his ass again

dam thats a lot of words

scare the shit out of him! when you see him again punch him in the jaw (throw your weight into it) this will drop him to the ground/tko. If he's alone you could just talk to him because hes not goin to feel big when hes alone. I think theres something missing from your story-why he started rumors. don't meet up with him when he wants, you know hes goin have a weapon/his boys. just call him up on the phone and see whats up. If that doesn't work beat his ass until he can't remember sh*t.

You're married.

Live the good life and forget about these little fuckwits. It's junior high shit, you're above it.

Think of your life as a truck driving down the highway towards its destiny, and he's just a little fly that's smacking into the window on the way there. Just forget him :p

great quote. But go with what jay said. If tries to set something up, let the cops go deal with it. Hes not worth your time, you showed him already you can help yourself. He doesnt get the idea so let the law take care of him, and then you dont have to worry about anything happing against you with the law. Just make it eaiser in the long run if you dont have to try do defend yourself for beating the crap out of him.

edit: just read your post below mine.
That rocks. Your in the clear now.

GREAT NEWS TO THIS WONDERFUL STORY!! Come to find out, the kid is 17!!! His mother went to the Police Station last night. (again i know every PO here and am related to one) she wanted to press charges on me for assault on a minor. he asked if she was sure and she said yes. the officer then cuffed tyler (her son) and placed him under arrest! Little did he know, spitting is an assault i was cornered (wink) and outnumbered. the law does not cover minors if they initiate the assault. since she was sure she want charges filed, her son was arrested! $540 later and a January 4th court date and he is on his way to more trouble. the next day, driving back from school, he clipped an elder ladies bumper and ran her into a ditch and he ran off (again) little did he know, it was the County Sheriffs MOTHER!!! He is now charged with hit and run and his truck was impounded and he had to spend the night in jail because he was a flight risk and could not be bonded.!!!! he just fucked his life up and he is only 17. i feel better now then when i whipped his ass

max ownage. :lol:

hey they aren't "punks" punks don't use guns or atleast i wud never hey i say if u don't care wut happens then kick the livin shit out of him and be doene with it and if u care then get a fucking restraining order and be doen with it ither way u win and ur still retarded cus UR A GAY ASS JOCK but neways gd luck with everything have a nice day :)

Sit him down and have a talk with him Don Corleone style, after a five minute conversation if you use your words right, he'll never bother you again. I've only used this method once, but it seemed to be very affective.
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Edit: After reading the update, perhaps when he gets out of wherever he is you should still try this idea, but that's hilarious...That as so many people on here have called it, is darwinism at it's finest.

hey they aren't "punks" punks don't use guns or atleast i wud never hey i say if u don't care wut happens then kick the livin shit out of him and be doene with it and if u care then get a fucking restraining order and be doen with it ither way u win and ur still retarded cus UR A GAY ASS JOCK but neways gd luck with everything have a nice day :)


uh oh, watch out of the clique police.

I am just wondering....ain't america's small town suppose to be very peaceful and quite? anyway....let it go u are about to become a father don't risk your life for some stupid punk....

Whoop his asss again!! Seriously though, people like this will never stop. You gotta beat his ass and in public. You need witnesses so this guy can't go on lying. Don't go looking for the fight, I'm sure this guy will find you first. Do be careful, its pussies who use weapons.

GREAT NEWS TO THIS WONDERFUL STORY!! Come to find out, the kid is 17!!! His mother went to the Police Station last night. (again i know every PO here and am related to one) she wanted to press charges on me for assault on a minor. he asked if she was sure and she said yes. the officer then cuffed tyler (her son) and placed him under arrest! Little did he know, spitting is an assault i was cornered (wink) and outnumbered. the law does not cover minors if they initiate the assault. since she was sure she want charges filed, her son was arrested! $540 later and a January 4th court date and he is on his way to more trouble. the next day, driving back from school, he clipped an elder ladies bumper and ran her into a ditch and he ran off (again) little did he know, it was the County Sheriffs MOTHER!!! He is now charged with hit and run and his truck was impounded and he had to spend the night in jail because he was a flight risk and could not be bonded.!!!! he just fucked his life up and he is only 17. i feel better now then when i whipped his ass


LMAO! I shoulda read all the posts before posting but this is awesome! Wow its true, whats goes around most defenantly comes around. That lil prick had it coming! Everything you wrote is hilarious! Talk about a bad week!

whoop his ass in front of a huge group of people so there is no way he can deny that u beat his ass and even give him the first swing

GREAT NEWS TO THIS WONDERFUL STORY!! Come to find out, the kid is 17!!! His mother went to the Police Station last night. (again i know every PO here and am related to one) she wanted to press charges on me for assault on a minor. he asked if she was sure and she said yes. the officer then cuffed tyler (her son) and placed him under arrest! Little did he know, spitting is an assault i was cornered (wink) and outnumbered. the law does not cover minors if they initiate the assault. since she was sure she want charges filed, her son was arrested! $540 later and a January 4th court date and he is on his way to more trouble. the next day, driving back from school, he clipped an elder ladies bumper and ran her into a ditch and he ran off (again) little did he know, it was the County Sheriffs MOTHER!!! He is now charged with hit and run and his truck was impounded and he had to spend the night in jail because he was a flight risk and could not be bonded.!!!! he just fucked his life up and he is only 17. i feel better now then when i whipped his ass
lol Those who look to cause shit usually get shit on in the end.

Score on the brat screwing himself.

do you know anything about his jan 4th court date? i want more updates, lol.