The Silent Treatment
tonioseven
12-03-2004, 03:15 PM
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at
5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the
bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at
5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the
bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
:icon16:
YogsVR4
12-03-2004, 03:19 PM
The doofus should have gotten an ALARM CLOCK!
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dayna240sx
12-03-2004, 06:41 PM
The doofus should have gotten an ALARM CLOCK!
:p
yes but, he is a man. you guys depend on us for everything.
:p
yes but, he is a man. you guys depend on us for everything.
MBTN
12-03-2004, 06:44 PM
No, just sex. Then we don't want you around. :p
xyfalconsrock
12-03-2004, 07:59 PM
^yep^
Damien
12-03-2004, 08:33 PM
^Amen :D
Good joke too :lol2:
Good joke too :lol2:
Jm93
12-03-2004, 08:46 PM
lame!!!!!!!
tonioseven
12-03-2004, 10:44 PM
lame!!!!!!!
You or the joke?!
J/K! :lol:
You or the joke?!
J/K! :lol:
RallyRaider
12-04-2004, 07:12 AM
yes but, he is a man. you guys depend on us for everything.
That's one hell of a generalisation.
That's one hell of a generalisation.
crayzayjay
12-04-2004, 08:28 AM
Awesome joke :lol:
And MBTN hit the nail on the head, 'cept he forgot cooking & cleaning. kthxbye!
And MBTN hit the nail on the head, 'cept he forgot cooking & cleaning. kthxbye!
LXDSMXL
12-04-2004, 10:25 AM
yes but, he is a man. you guys depend on us for everything.
lol Sad, but true (at least in my case)
lol Sad, but true (at least in my case)
Oz
12-04-2004, 09:00 PM
:lol:
KustmAce
12-05-2004, 12:17 AM
Good thread.
CaTasHtRoPhE 67
12-05-2004, 12:50 AM
Great joke
Drifty
12-06-2004, 08:42 PM
mbtn towards women OWNAGE!!!
Ghost96Gt
12-07-2004, 03:14 PM
The three c's cook clean childbirth j/k i love u girls/ ladies. Women cant live with them (well happy atleast) cant live with out them (unless your gay) jk girls have the power to make us the happest guys alive or make us wish we were dead i hate that :(
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