I have a joke for you, and it's not funny.

I was told by my drummer, that my singer said that "David's a joke"

woah, hang on there

we needed a new bassist as our current one wasn't showing up for prac (8 out of 32 this year alone) wasn't learning songs, was drunk, and/or stoned for performances rendering him unable to perform properly, and he kept crying how we needed more songs, and we ended up covering 1 or 2 songs a week before every gig because he's unable to "learn the new songs in time" (quote unquote)

so alby and blake want to kick ME out (according to alby, i'm a joke), and start a new band called "revoid" (hahahahha) with the drummer, i've knocked some sence into josh (drums) and he's coming with me to start an original metal band up, because i told him if he stays with 'revoid', he'll be doomed to shitty punk covers for a long time, as that's all those two have wanted to do for, oh i don't know, lets say a minimum of about 15 months, whereas all i want to do is work on original songs, which me and josh have been doing all year

and i forgot one thing
alby and blake (who have 0 musical input whatsoever) are taking all of MY riffs with them, you know why, because "blake wrote them".

i have ORIGINAL manuscript of the riffs, that I penned out in MATHS in YEAR 11, 3 months before I brought them into the band

in standard notation, not TAB

1) blake can't read notation
2) blake can't write notation



You who is the joke? my singer, and bassist

Let's start with Blake, the bassist:
Hasn't shown up for prac in over 3 months, has been to 8 of 32 this year, refuses to learn new songs, refuses to play decently, and always crys we need more cover songs but is too FUCKING lazy to learn them WHEN WE DO
He thinks I'm to blame for him not turning up (like i have any say?)
He thinks I am the one who is at fault for all of his shitty problems
He told me "I am never there because i'm working like normal humans"
So I am LOWER THAN HE IS? I DON'T SMOKE POT, AND I DON'T WASTE ALL MY DOLE MONEY ON ALCOHOL AND POT, I AM STUDYING FULL TIME AT A UNIVERSITY, AND I HAVE A PART TIME JOB, yet, he's higher in life than I am? WHAT A LOSER

Alby, the singer:
I never had a problem with him
He showed up for prac, but when he did show up, all he did was play nintendo, while me and josh, our drummer worked on original material. Me and josh wrote 4 brand new songs in the space of about 6 months, they aren't single riff-3 minute songs like our first 4. Alby COULD of written lyrics for them, but no, he couldn't be bothered. Me and josh ended up 4 tracking the fuckers and writing lyrics FOR HIM, and when we did the job FOR HIM, he "HATES THEM". Blake can't learn the new songs, I don't know why, I tried teaching him one, but after 3-4 minutes, he gave up "it's too complicated" he would cry, NO IT'S NOT!
I think he is incapable of learning the songs, i think he lacks the sufficent talent to learn these songs, as they are not single riff songs, and because he can't play them, he won't learn them, because he won't learn them, he "hates them". Quote unquote.

Alby's ego is huge, if you threw it off a cliff, it would create a tsunami so big it would wipe out china.

But that's not all
Alby is good friends with Blake, I know this. I told Alby if he still wants this band, we have to get rid of blake, because playing the same 5 songs, and 2 covers every gig (for over 15 months, which is about 13 gigs so far) is attracting less and less and less people. We have 15 people show up for a gig last time, as apose to nearly 300 for our first big gig here. The problem? Blake, The solution? REPLACE HIM! He is NO good to us. Simple, fucking, solution. But is it? No.

Alby's friendship with Blake (bass) is too high, and he can't let go. He see's blake as an important figure in the band. As far as I'm concerned, the only people in this band altogether is me and josh (drums, I play guitar). And josh agrees with that statement.
Alby can't let go of blake, I don't know why.

I've writen ALL the music in the band, and co-written over 50% of the lyrics with josh. I got us CD recording time, I paid for alby and blake's admission to a compettion TWICE which was 66 bucks each, I paid 50% to get our CD's gold with josh, they paid ZERO, and we still haven't sold enough to get our money back (upwards of over 1k), not to mention my ties with Frenzal Rhomb. Me and josh get us the only gigs we have, yet I'm the joke? He is the joke.

This band has split up, once this gig is over, revoke are no more.
Now alby and blake want to start a new band (probably playing black sabbath and korn covers because for 15 months that's all they've wanted to do, THEY SAID SO THEM SELVES) new band with josh and call it "revoid". They are even getting a shitty guitar player in to handel the droped C riffs and 5 note pentatonic scale riffs of sabbath.
I told josh that he'll never had an original song on his name as long as he's in that band, and he said we'll start a new band (i trust him), he also said he'll stay with that band for a few weeks, and he'll ditch them like they ditched us so many times

here's the irony

Blake never showed up for prac
alby never did anything at prac
prac was as joshs
new band's prac is at joshs
in 15 months, what has changed?
NOTHING
Josh will be the ONLY one there.

you know why?
BECAUSE BLAKE RELIES ON ME TO GET HIS SORRY FAT DRUNK STONED ASS THERE AND BACK!!!!!! THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!

not ONCE has he got his ass there him self, NOT ONCE. Even when I was already there, he'd ring up, and say "CAN U CUM AND PCIK ME UP LOL!"

...that happened once, as he was never there.

Blake claims that he "always told me if he wasn't coming" BULL-FUCKING-SHIT

In march, I told him for 2 hours he's out of the band unless he turns up ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, and learns the songs, WE SHOOK HANDS ON THAT AGREEMENT
IT was broken a week laster
But, I also said, "if you can't make it, RING ME THE FUCK UP AND TELL ME"
not ONCE in 15 months did he tell me he wasn't going.
I went to his mates place (where his stoned ass lives) to pick him up on 21 occasions, 19 of them he wasn't there, twice he was too fucking stoned and or drunk to walk, i said "band prac is on, come on" he said "nuh man, i can't go today", and I would storm off
WOW, EVERY TIME HUH? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE LIER!

oh how i wish he could read this. *thinks up a plan*

the worst part is blake TOLD alby he wrote one of the songs all by him self
one of the songs, that i spent 3 weeks teaching him, and translating the notaion i had written 3 months earlyer into tab so he can learn it, mind yo

Simple problem. Simple solution. 15 months of "figuring it out", you'd get pissed off to.


OH FUCK

Right now on msn, my msn name was "The worst thing any man can do, is steal the credit *cough*blakealby*cough*", i changed it to that 1/2 way through this rant, about 15 minutes ago, and it's the FIRST TIME i've used an msn name to attack someone, even blake, and HE CAME ONLINE for the FIRST TIME in 2 months, woah, I quickly changed it to "n00b", hahaha he saw it
"what the fuck was that ment to mean you little wanker" oh man i have to see him tomorrow


Great, now he's trying to argue with me.

I'll let you know how it goes

Awesome!
I read the whole thing,
interesting,
but first drive them out to the country and dumped his stoned ass there and drive off,
problem solved.
rock on davo, rock on....

Start a new band with Josh.

Don't do metal :p

Invent something new. I've been working on that but need to develop my THEORY before I continue developing my already very unique style. :(


I'll be your bassist. Ha, I'll even let you fly me in!!!