What do you drink? Find out what your drink says about you.

From NZ Performance Car forums.....

WOMEN WHO DRINK:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas eg; Scotch and dry
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what shewants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Water
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don't

Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink: Bacardi Breezer, Lemon Ruskie, West Coast
Cooler, etc
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no idea at all
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.and you're in.

Drink: Baileys.
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

Drink: Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do butwait.

IF MEN DRINK - very simple and clear cut.

Cider: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

Cheap Domestic Beer: He's poor / student and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Bitter: He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.

Guinness: The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

Water: He just threw up... is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth and still wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image...and help him get laid.

Vodka or Brandy: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Port: Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men...and wants to get laid.

Whisky: He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Jack Daniels: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Rum or Tequila: Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

Bacardi Breezer, Lemon Ruskie, West Coast Cooler etc: He's blatanly Gay!

Hey I like to fight almost as much as getting laid! :lol2: true i guess

lol @ guiness

:lol2:

I think I see a pattern....













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:rofl: I know a guy who loves Guiness...Im not hanging out with him anymore




Damn you Vodka!!!!

Hey, I like Guiness...
:uhoh:

I like vodka, rum, n tequilla...wait, they almost go together...i swear it's not true!!!

Does anyone like drinking Mai Tai.

Hey Raz is a vodka drinker, who would have thought :p

:lol2:
What about blokes who will drink anything?

:lol2:
What about blokes who will drink anything?

They're usually willing to do anything :p

Hey! This is sort of true....hm..

Cheap Domestic Beer: He's poor / student and wants to get laid.

well, lets see....I am a student, and of course, what guy doesn't want to get laid? Sounds like me.

:lol2:
What about blokes who will drink anything?

Even toilet water? :eek7:

Even toilet water? :eek7:
Don't try him, he might just do it.

:lol2:
What about blokes who will drink anything?


ahaha, and everything! :lol2:

What about a guy who drinks all kinds of beer (except guiness that is grosssss) I will drink anything from budweiser to a 16 dollar a pint berryweiss

LOL! That seems pretty true!

What about a guy who drinks all kinds of beer (except guiness that is grosssss) I will drink anything from budweiser to a 16 dollar a pint berryweiss

Never trust a man who doesn't like Guiness. :disappoin :nono:

Bloody hell that thing owns! I'm printing it off and posting it in the bar at work. I met this girl today who drinks Bacardi Breezer and that list was true. Now I just have to make her feel smart.

Never trust a man who doesn't like Guiness. :disappoin :nono:

Never leave your wife/girlfriend/daughter with a man that likes Guiness.

Sorry, I don't like chewing my beer

My Drink says i'm an idiot

I drink a bit of everything so I guess I'm super schizo or something.

(Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas eg; Scotch and dry
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what shewants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.)
*True... this is very true.

(Drink: Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do butwait. )
*True of most of my friends.

i don't drink vodka...i sware!!! :uhoh:

it's all so true