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zebrathree
07-26-2004, 03:49 PM
Does anybody have any questions for CSI Guy that they want answered? Maybe:

Tell if your partner is cheating on you by taking the room temp?

Do the quickest crime scene tests in the world?

Quote Shakespare while performing an autospy?



http://www.golem.de/0203/18549-csiteam.jpg

FireBball972
07-26-2004, 03:56 PM
Here, I have a question for you.























do we really need to carry over this crazy little thing into another thread??? :screwy:

Suislide
07-26-2004, 03:56 PM
another activity-filled day in NZ, by the sounds of it.

zebrathree
07-26-2004, 03:58 PM
Fireball: I have just gotten off the phone with CSI Guy. I asked him your question.

His answer is:

Yes.

lamehonda
07-26-2004, 04:01 PM
or ask the real CSI guy
http://www.elnet.com/~dricke/student/CSI/horatio.gif

lamehonda
07-26-2004, 04:02 PM
fireball, the real CSI guy said no after slinging off a half a dozen bad one liners
http://www.elnet.com/~dricke/student/CSI/horatio.gif

zebrathree
07-26-2004, 04:06 PM
Thats not the real CSI Guy!
http://www.ctv.ca/generic/images/SLNEW/CSI/CSI-Peterson-EntHome.jpg

FireBball972
07-26-2004, 04:11 PM
fireball, the real CSI guy said no after slinging off a half a dozen bad one liners
http://www.elnet.com/~dricke/student/CSI/horatio.gif


case closed :grinyes:

Raz_Kaz
07-26-2004, 04:17 PM
So the new obsession in Kiwi land is CSI huh?






What happened to "Wellington Vice"?
:grinno:

pickle
07-26-2004, 04:35 PM
Rhys got angry cause he had to cook his own eggs.

Sean
07-26-2004, 05:28 PM
http://www.csiguide.com/images/thumb_venice2.jpg
CSI New York, beyotch.

zebrathree
07-26-2004, 07:48 PM
Vice is still around. It's more of a social club than an elite crime fighting tool these days.


Rhys got angry cause he had to cook his own eggs.

That's true.

CSI Guy
07-26-2004, 08:08 PM
Zebrathree sent me here. I hear you people need help with your loved ones being knocked off and what not?

tman
07-26-2004, 08:16 PM
This guy could beat up on CSI Guy:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9811/17/guy.tv/walker.jpg

Walker, Texas Ranger.

pickle
07-26-2004, 08:18 PM
I could take them both!

CSI Guy
07-26-2004, 08:19 PM
Ah yes, but can he quote Shakespare whilst running to thy hillith?

eversio11
07-26-2004, 08:31 PM
Dear CSI Guy,

When are you going to nail that cute, young chick?

Sincerely,
eversio

CSI Guy
07-26-2004, 08:35 PM
"When" is a past tense, to use the proper English term, in this paticular case. ;)

KustmAce
07-26-2004, 08:43 PM
"When" is a past tense, to use the proper English term, in this paticular case. ;)

Proper English, eh?

CSI Guy
07-26-2004, 08:48 PM
I have years of scientific training. Your pathetic attempts at subtle humour only amuse me.

Ironic, isn't it?

tman
07-26-2004, 08:53 PM
Walker is too tough to quote shakespeare. He'd rather beat folks like that up.

CSI Guy
07-26-2004, 08:56 PM
But, to quote someone else entirely, The Pen is mightier than the Sword.

MagicRat
07-26-2004, 08:56 PM
I have years of scientific training. Your pathetic attempts at subtle humour only amuse me.

Ironic, isn't it?

Ironic my *ss :smile:

PS Nail your frauline sidekick this season or you're gay!!

CSI Guy
07-26-2004, 08:59 PM
I have tried, but she resists my advances.

I believe she is a Lesbian.

Raz_Kaz
07-26-2004, 09:00 PM
I have tried, but she resists my advances.

I believe she is a Lesbian.
:rofl: HA HA HA HA

MagicRat
07-26-2004, 09:02 PM
Man... that sucks (or not as the case may be...)

CSI Guy
07-26-2004, 09:09 PM
We are talking about the Brunette and not the Blonde, no?

MagicRat
07-26-2004, 09:15 PM
We are talking about the Brunette and not the Blonde, no?
No, the blonde; she's of German extraction, hence 'frauline'

As she's a former stripper, she's MILF material.

We already know the brunette is a carpet licker.

CSI Guy
07-26-2004, 09:17 PM
I did not know she was of German extraction. All I care about is her Assets she can bring to the Team (and in this case, there is only "I" in Team).

MagicRat
07-26-2004, 09:22 PM
I did not know she was of German extraction. All I care about is her Assets she can bring to the Team (and in this case, there is only "I" in Team).

If you really are concerned with her assets, maybe your 'team' should have a brass pole......

CSI Guy
07-26-2004, 09:23 PM
Yes. I can write it off for conducting electricity.

Oz
07-26-2004, 10:11 PM
http://www.eastgippsland.net.au/articles/summer2003_4/images/yobbo.gif

CSI Sydney

tman
07-26-2004, 10:19 PM
But, to quote someone else entirely, The Pen is mightier than the Sword.

You are awfully uneducated for someone who brags so much. I believe the fellow who said the above quote was actually killed in a duel, by a [gasp!] sword.

CSI Guy
07-26-2004, 10:23 PM
I neglected to mention that MY pen has a gun hidden in it.

Tricks of the trade, you know.

MagicRat
07-26-2004, 10:40 PM
So, what does CSI really stand for?

And don't give me any of that Crime Scene Investigation crap!

indyram
07-26-2004, 11:48 PM
He can take Walker and CSI guy.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/157302halflorenzo.jpg

Reno Raines!!!!!

indyram
07-26-2004, 11:55 PM
Here is the best of the best CSI Fargo, eh
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/157302fargo4s.jpg

EighteenVisions
07-27-2004, 12:43 AM
This thread makes me want to kill something.













I can see it now, some idiot is going to say "why don't you kill yourself" and think it's so funny. Newsflash whoever you are: YOU'RE NOT ORIGINAL.:rolleyes:

Damien
07-27-2004, 12:46 AM
Why don't u go kill yourself fool!!! :p


Ya could try and kill Chuck Norris after he takes out the CSI Guy!

"F&%$#! Chuck Norris" Dodgeball! :D

EighteenVisions
07-27-2004, 12:52 AM
Why don't u go kill yourself fool!!! :p


Ya could try and kill Chuck Norris after he takes out the CSI Guy!

"F&%$#! Chuck Norris" Dodgeball! :D
:banghead:

taranaki
07-27-2004, 04:38 AM
I neglected to mention that MY pen has a gun hidden in it.

Tricks of the trade, you know.

And I neglected to mention that my pen has a banstick in it.Please stick to your usual identity,this one sucks. :)

Oz
07-27-2004, 07:24 AM
Even the usual one is a bit sketchy ;) :evillol:

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