piss posts....?

I can't think of anything that's topped the Swigz Josh post from last may though... :evillol:
Link?

^^Yes please I'd like to see that one^^

And I think we know Jonno's an angry drunk now.

Ok, I was playing LFS, drunk as one minute, then reality hit me like that little cunt I hit tonight at the party cause he was getting cocky...

wtf man, I have never straightened out so quick in my life, still a bit tipsy, visions back, and obviously I can type half decently now.holy shit man you need help :lol:
im the barry he speaks of BTW :lol:HEY BARRY!!! when did I mention your name? I searched hard, couldn't find it. Can I call ya Bazza?

Now, I gotta hide this computer before I get drunk next time, I make too much of a fool of myself :evillol:


Edit: fixed a few speeling errors.

FUCK!!!!
2nd fucking edit!@: I meant spelling errors, fuckin hell. Someone wanna go me? I aint happy. Wait, I have smokes, I'm chill :smokin:

wouemnt1@1!

Hey I made a email address.

Can someone find out if it is real, so I can spam the shit out of him?with a email like wouemnt1@1, he deserves it!@ Fuck him


im still tipsy btw, it is wearing off, and I gotta wake up in about 4 hours... im fucked.

yea bazza is good all my aussie friends call me it. :lol:

The first one is the piss post and the second is my follow up thread the next day... and yes i fell off the wagon...fast...lol

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=234798

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=235577

Magnificent. Truly magnificent.

Oh dont get me wrong Jay, while that is a great piss posting venture there, i still haven't been able to nor will i probably ever be able to beat you with the quanity of piss posts that you've accomplished.

:cheers:

uut!~ Wo neemdrinking simebce 6630 mot dodune yet emust dor flakked@#$ the nare!~!

Pics or it didn't happen. :evillol:

TS out

im f'ed up its 2am and i gotta work at 8. drank all night made out eith some girl, life is great!

uut!~ Wo neemdrinking simebce 6630 mot dodune yet emust dor flakked@#$ the nare!~!
I agree! :lol:

Oh dont get me wrong Jay, while that is a great piss posting venture there, i still haven't been able to nor will i probably ever be able to beat you with the quanity of piss posts that you've accomplished.

:cheers:
:D :cheers:

uut!~ Wo neemdrinking simebce 6630 mot dodune yet emust dor flakked@#$ the nare!~!



Awww, that's cute :biggrin:

Awww, that's cute :biggrin:

Kate had too much to drink tonight fellas. :iceslolan

I had way to much...got flagged at one bar, came home, apparently piss posted...haha...went to another bar til 3 sleep at 4 up at 6am and went surfing...quite a night/day

Ok, I was drunk, wearing off now.

4:14am Was sitting out the front listening to music through my car when these cunts in a silver skyline passed my house over 7 times. We talked to a neighbour aboutit (susly at 4:00 in yhr moring.) and she recons they passed many times, slowing down out the front of my house, susing out my car parked on the grass out the front.

4:20am They are now parked out the front near the neighbour susly out the front this early and went in to their house. She didn't know anything about it, but whu are they at her house? Fuck them cunts.

4:27am, got their number plate (*Removed by Jonno!* South Australian plate, Mods, if you want to remove this, go for it).

4:32am They are still there. Going crazy here, FUCK THEM CUNTS!

ok, will update this post as needed...

Edit, I removed the number plate...

AHOEEEEOOOOOOO ima boaraaed soo inalt drinaaknign MAWAMEWAW

AHOEEEEOOOOOOO ima boaraaed soo inalt drinaaknign MAWAMEWAW
Where's my eggs? Less drunk, more cooking.

Ok, in the reply to my own post, the foolow up is (I am drubk again!)
they tryed walking into my fornt yard! we ahd a puinch up. I spoke to them myslef, told them to fuck off and pushed them, dodged a punch and cracked one of the three. got 2 hits to the face, stumbled back and nearly fell over. kicked one in the nutes (cheap shot I know, but 3 against em is cheap@) so they retaliated witsh theyring to throw mors, dodged by me and my mates and bro heasrd, rasnd out, 4 agaisint 3 now, they jumped int he car and coped a wrench to the rear right quarter panel.

Fucking pricks, thats what they get, nothign done to their cars, copas involved whebn neigbours heard all the brnding anf swearing and nowr the pigs havbe their paltds and duscipitoon. thesy have a sdent on tehir carsa and I have as sore haead. Alchsohot slovesd my proeblem.

BAH!

Ok, in the reply to my own post, the foolow up is (I am drubk again!)
they tryed walking into my fornt yard! we ahd a puinch up. I spoke to them myslef, told them to fuck off and pushed them, dodged a punch and cracked one of the three. got 2 hits to the face, stumbled back and nearly fell over. kicked one in the nutes (cheap shot I know, but 3 against em is cheap@) so they retaliated witsh theyring to throw mors, dodged by me and my mates and bro heasrd, rasnd out, 4 agaisint 3 now, they jumped int he car and coped a wrench to the rear right quarter panel.

Fucking pricks, thats what they get, nothign done to their cars, copas involved whebn neigbours heard all the brnding anf swearing and nowr the pigs havbe their paltds and duscipitoon. thesy have a sdent on tehir carsa and I have as sore haead. Alchsohot slovesd my proeblem.

BAH!

Good god, see what being drunk online comes to?

Would of happened anyway, peopel touch my car, im out for blood.

I started throwing up not long after I posted WOOHOO ;/

I can bot be fucked foding anythignx.

Anyoen walksed back from about 30kms away at 3:30am whilse they have dranken a bottle and habf a carton of bere?

shiy me drunk. who else si drinkisn on thids fine friday nighet?

I ASM!

wellas nothsdin really ha[[ened tonight, not feeling all theat drunka ny more. I want pie.

damn, tomrooe I ma gonna works on my car when i woake up. I ams in the moof for car working on.

wellas fuk thisd, im outa heere.

I am freaking sloshed, I would leave my misspelled crap but I am wierd about that. I just started working a new job and one of my co workers who is 19 asked me to buy him some beer so i said sure, he said he would buy me a 6 pack, I didnt complain. Now I have drank a 6 pack of icehouse 16 oz cans, 3 white russians, and 4 3 finger glasses of scotch in about an hour and a half...i lubs de alkehol!

fuck thdis , I am typoing qucidk ads, fuck aywa



i AMS FUCKED, HAE CAPS UIS ONE.

shit,. I postded that last shit, how dissn that happend/?


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How was the pukage?

How was the pukage?

didn;t @!@ i AMT HEIWNT KING1

INSTEAD OF PUKAHE, TOK 3 SHOTS OF CANADIAN CLUB ()(shirm, caps) and 2 mixes))

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kll me

Dibs!

Dibs!

mate, heg olny think you have dibs on is pumpin anus, yeahd, Im still drimkin.



























kill Rally Sport 92

kill Rally Sport 92

DIBS FOOL!











http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/Jonno_SmOkEY/thorpycopy.jpg

Someone do something he's talking to himself! Oh well atleast he isnt singing like Cuda dude was once in the Camaro forums.

Oh well atleast he isnt singing like Cuda dude was once in the Camaro forums.Thank the maker for that. :biggrin:

TS out

Wtf???????

Thank the maker for that. :biggrin:

TS out

HAHAHAHAHahahahaha :grinyes:

wft? gut drukk drin ginezz an knocc uot, nywun wan de vkoda ? i drnk by rooomes. eeetpiza

korndogg, ur avtr is gr8!

uut!~ Wo neemdrinking simebce 6630 mot dodune yet emust dor flakked@#$ the nare!~!

My god Kate, what the hell did you drink(or how much for that matter)?


Also, translation please? :rofl:

Sometimes I Feel Like Junnos Watchinnnngggggg Mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee........... :cwm27:

I msd 4fyucking druink@!! I ghave to go to wefdiin tomorw thaius anot cooil fucjks weddign. i hpoe sheo doesnt gettj arttiew i,m gopnna have sed xwith hets ifg she dpoest!!
waoooooooooooooooo

Someone translate that!^

Someone translate that!^
:iagree:

I msd 4fyucking druink@!! I ghave to go to wefdiin tomorw thaius anot cooil fucjks weddign. i hpoe sheo doesnt gettj arttiew i,m gopnna have sed xwith hets ifg she dpoest!!
waoooooooooooooooo
it says "im so fucking drunk i have to go to a wedding tomorrow this is not cool fuck wedding i hope she doesnt get married im gonna have sex with her if she doesnt waoooooo!" :lol:

I think supaman is a linguist. Thats right, im sober and im still holding true to what I said last night...well im kinda sober... the good news is im not hung over because im still a little drunk!

I think supaman is a linguist. Thats right, im sober and im still holding true to what I said last night...well im kinda sober... the good news is im not hung over because im still a little drunk!
what does linguist mean? :confused: (im retarded btw) :lol:

Its someone who studies different languages.

And all of you lingwists out there can kiss my ass.

ahh ok i didnt really study it just junno is drunk alot and im forced to understand because im bored........:lol:

i like water

i like water
so do i

dont start this shit again

you started it!

you started it!

h ha, yous think I am gonna type bad, especially you barry, but I am making the effort to type straight, even though I am off my fucking head.

so what have yous been upto? I am at the end of my night, 5:18am, bit tired but 2fucked to give a fuck.

I see girls,here there and everywhere, short skirts and long hair, I lovbe it when they walk there. Opps, got mixed up in the song I amlistening to.

fuck me dead (ladies :grinyes:)

shit man, I feel pretty ficking good I don't wanna sleep, buit I need to cause I got a party tommoroow night, and I need to be up, and drinking hard for t, SWEETR.

YEAEH!

YEAH PARTY ON FUCKER WHO TYPES STRAIGHT! :lol:

WOW some things people say when they arn't all there

Pretty wasted. Got chatting to this chick in a clothes shop in a shopping mall. Very cute girl. She invited me to a club earlier tonight. I saw her there, but i was shitfaced and couldnt be arsed to talk to her all night... such a muppet :disappoin

Yes, you are a muppet.

a MOOpet.

piss post has been slow.......weird.....

i Dunnon waht i drank./ sa bunch ofs bears and some goldshlaager its was a fun first friday nnnginht and i can thinks i a namde out wisth sommme guulsll and got to amke meomse moneyo to tomeorrowassss