Bugs

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off! Angrily, the woman tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 12-year-old daughter.
The little girl is just chatting away with her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his 12-year-old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age,the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

:grinno: lol

:iceslolan And that's all folks! :iceslolan

heh :lol:

:lol2::rofl:
HA HA HA HA.....

Hahahaha, kids are funny. And surprisingly know more than you think they do! :biggrin:

good one!:lol2:

:lol: Reminds me of my trip to the zoo.

:lol2:

Good one :lol:

that one got me.
i knew about sex when i was 4 or 5 anyway, who didnt know before 12?

bwahahahaha

ha...haha...HahaHAhaHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl::jump3::lol2: :lol2::jump3::rofl:






:dunno:

Hahahahaha! That was hilarious! :jump3:
She was 12 years old huh? Heck, they taught us about sex in elementary school when I was like 10 or 11. I think I even knew about it before then.

:lol: Reminds me of my trip to the zoo.


You got hit with a penis? :eek7:

Shit....i can almost feel thre pain :eek7:

You got hit with a penis? :eek7:

lol... No, there was a girl who said 'that monkey has two tails!'.

It made me think, wouldn't it be cool if it was prehensile?

/\ Well I could choke you with mine....and I'm not talking about my tail :evillol:

Talking about your chicken then eh?

where did the chicken come from?

where did the chicken come from?
OMG... do you REALLY need that one explained?

Only if you explain it to me :naughty:

Gloria isn't enough for you, now? :rolleyes:

Zing! :lol:

Gloria belongs to RSX....

:lol::lol: Well, this thread has been hijacked...

I'm out before I postwhore some more




(too bad razzle isnt around for THAT rhyme :lol2: )

Sean's absolutely right. So...back on topic...bugs, right? Has anyone seen my sweet little butterfly this evening? Gloria...snugglemuffin...are you out there? :smooch:

^Would you really want him to describe what happened?

What the hell was the original topic...oh and Gloria is "at work" remember

Shit...now i'm really lost

Shit...now i'm really lost
:dunno: I'm just as confused as you.


Well maybe not. I'm not that old yet, Warren. :thefinger

hahahaha, that is really funny! :lol:

Well maybe not. I'm not that old yet, Warren. :thefinger

:nono: :nono: :nono:

I'll be keeping a close eye on you :evillol:

:dogpile:
good one

Shit...now i'm really lost

This is getting to be like an episode of 'The OC'. Miss one mindless, retarded installment and there goes the whole season's plot continuity... :grinno:

LMFAO!!! NICE ONE MAN!!!


can someone explain who is gloria? isnt that a cookie brand in mexico :D KIKIKKIKI!!! kipy ka yay MOTHA...*beeeep*

Gloria is a middle-aged divorcee who works for the Dupont corporation and recently found out that her only teenage daughter is smoking, drinking and having premarital sex with an older man. Her interests include Nascar and busting Raz Kaz's balls for his off-color commentary. After all, it is Kaz who suggested I mate with Gloria in order to bear demon spawn. Now you are caught up (to your dismay, most likely :biggrin: )

See...it's just like The OC! :lol: Tune in next time when Gloria says:

"Oh my god...I'm late. This can't be happening..."

lord help us.

Gloria is a middle-aged divorcee who works for the Dupont corporation and recently found out that her only teenage daughter is smoking, drinking and having premarital sex with an older man. Her interests include Nascar and busting Raz Kaz's balls for his off-color commentary. After all, it is Kaz who suggested I mate with Gloria in order to bear demon spawn. Now you are caught up (to your dismay, most likely :biggrin: )

See...it's just like The OC! :lol: Tune in next time when Gloria says:

"Oh my god...I'm late. This can't be happening..."
....that about sums it all up :D

Wait wait wait, back it up a moment! The OC has a plot?

What is this thread about at this point?

What is this thread about at this point?

Internet connection...........FREE

Case of beer to drink while posting..........$12.50

I'm lost in another thread and dont know what the hell it's about anymore :screwy: ............PRICELESS

woah, yuo get internet for free?







must be dial-up :D

Internet connection...........FREE

Case of beer to drink while posting..........$12.50

I'm lost in another thread and dont know what the hell it's about anymore :screwy: ............PRICELESS
$12.50??? That is some trashy beer you must drink Warren...

Internet connection...........FREE

Case of beer to drink while posting..........$12.50

I'm lost in another thread and dont know what the hell it's about anymore :screwy: ............PRICELESS


fucken funny mate!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: