The Magician and the Parrot

There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.
He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!''

The magician chased the bird away.

The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, ''It's in his pocket!''

The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.

The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.

They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, ''I give up, what'd you do with the ship?''
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Parrots can't actually talk, they can only repeat words they are trained to.

Parrots can't actually talk, they can only repeat words they are trained to.

Really? So it's not a true story?!?!

Thanks for killin' my joke with uninteresting trivia.

Thanks for killin' my joke with uninteresting trivia.

Ditto!!!

The Panda Agree's!!! :loser:

The Panda's Back!!! Hey dude!! :sunglasse

Thanks for killin' my joke with uninteresting trivia.
Hey buddy.. your joke was killed when I noticed your name attached to it. :biggrin:

:lol: I'll take that as a compliment!

Parrots can't actually talk, they can only repeat words they are trained to.

:banhim:

You never disrespect Tonio and his 'good jokes' :newbie:

Eversio, STFU, spoilsport.

On a lighter note...

HOLY FUCKING SHITDINGLES!! THE PANDA'S BACK!!

All the OG's crawling out of the woodwork again ;)

WHAT THE FREAKIN' SCHIZ!!!???!!! THE PANDA HAS MADE HIS RETURN!!!

That was a good one Eversio, very nice. :D

Thanks for killin' my joke with uninteresting trivia.

I don't know if it needed the help :icon16:













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Thanks for killin' my joke with uninteresting trivia.
it was killed as soon as you hit the submit button.

i love that kinda humor.

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Oh yea and nice joke tonio.

:grinno: :disappoin

tonio, yer the king man :thumbsup: