What your car says about you...

Probably a repost, but........

The Car You Drive…

Alfa
Passionate and romantic, you fancy yourself. A bit unreliable, and can be eccentric too. You hate BMW drivers, but think and act just like them.


Audi
You would like to believe you are part of the new generation that is caring, environmentally conscious and family-orientated. Actually quite boring; nothing more than a glorified wuss. Will one day probably drive a Merc, but you still sometimes wonder if you shouldn't have bought that Bee-Em.


BMW
Self-centred, ambitious, dynamic and assertive. Can be a big show-off pig. Likes impressing too. Buppies and kugels past sell-by date. You think you will be CEO one day. Actually an office weenie who thinks you are God's gift.


Daewoo
Faceless, subservient and demure (except for Matiz drivers). To you, a good deal is to work from nine to five, get nothing for it, and still say thank you. And then you wonder why you don't have money for a time after hours.


Fiat
Cute self-confident girls climbing the corporate ladder with ball-breaking as their hidden agenda. Will take everything you own if she divorces you.


Ford
You still live in the 70's, trying to cope with the 90's (don't even mention the millennium). A loyal, diligent worker, but baffled by office politics and labour policies. Next car will probably also be a Ford.


Holden
You are the ultimate on-road wanker. You think your 80s model Commodore is a V8 supercar, OR you think by owning a Barina you’re a true Holden fan. You’re either a redneck or a way-too-standard family parent – but either way, you most likely drive like you’re the only person on the road. You’re even ignorant enough to argue that the new Commodore is better than the new Ford.


Honda
You aspire to drive a BMW. You are an opinionated pain-in-the-butt. The ultimate suffragette, or the boss's girlfriend (male or female!).


Isuzu
You like the smell of diesel and have secret fantasy of being a truck driver.


Hyundai /Kia
Quite progressive, intelligent and practical. But misguided. The kind of person who will suggest a sub-committee to find solutions to what the committee couldn't. You will always maintain that a Korean car is better than any Japanese model.



You would like to believe you are living the American dream and just love the great outdoors. The closest you get to it is by watching Days of Our Lives and the Adventure Channel.


[b]Land Rover
You are a designer person with a designer life, who always pays too much for everything. Designer mud comes free with the badge. You're a closet colonial racist and have fantasies about the Queen. If you have a Freelander, it was probably a break-up gift from your ex.


Mazda
A Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road.


Mercedes-Benz
Responsible, immaculate and conservative. Boring CEO clones with too much money, or the office super-geek who can't remember what it's like to have fun. Definitely not dating material.


Nissan
Good, solid, responsible, loyal office-fodder. You like to travel and maintain that you can sell ice to the Eskimos. Favourite answer: "It's a company car."


Mitsubishi
Not as label-conscious as your Land Rover counterpart, but still suckered into believing in the ultimate Paris-to-Dakar, African adventure. You drive through puddles to create your own designer mud. You believe you've made the grade, but everyone else knows you've got a long way to go.


Peugeot
Thinks France is the best country in the world and bores everybody with your limited French knowledge and tales of the Louvre and the Sourbonne.


Porsche
Small dick or mid-life crisis.


Renault
An eccentric who likes doing things the wrong way around. Usually the one who asks all the silly questions at staff meetings. You fervently believe you have flair, but it's less than that of a French cookbook. Most probably gay.


Ssangyong
A make-believe fool, because you'd like a Pajero but can't afford it. Don't actually know that the engines are made in India and not in Germany.


Toyota
Although there are thousands of them, you mostly can’t spot them in their zero-image cars. Toyotas are good, reliable cars and are bought by a wide variety of people who have zero personality to go with their cars and are basically chicken-shit scared people who will never take chances and will therefore be driving Toyotas forever.
The most zero-image car in the world?, ... a white Corolla


Volkswagen
Highly overrated for dependability cars since the days of the Beetle, but they do have a good re-sale value. Usually practical, sensible people who like to drive fast where nobody can see them. They are usually loyal to their brand to the point of irritation due to the fact that they lost their virginity on a Beetle's back seat.


Volvo
As square and safe as the car

"The most zero-image car in the world?, ... a white Corolla"
Oz might like that one :icon16:

Where's Subaru?

EDIT: here's another list, that's model specific, that was posted elsewhere on this site:http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=68052

I like the comments about Acuras.

Good Find Spec2 :iceslolan

"Mazda
A Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road."

Bull shit. Since when are rx-7's boring, no image, or less imagination? Retired people drive Buicks, not mazdas.

"Mazda
A Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road."

Bull shit. Since when are rx-7's boring, no image, or less imagination? Retired people drive Buicks, not mazdas.
:iagree: yup BS!!!!

a lot of these descriptions really don't fit the car companies. Like Nissan, mazda, honda, kia/hyundai, and most of em. Toyota fits that perfectly, but not with their new line up and redesigned cars. Their new solara and corolla actually has some personality. But yea, the old white corollas have zero personality if they're stock.

I'm a redneck!!!
Oh yeah, GET OFF MY ROAD!!! :)

those were ou but ithought these where hilarious
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX - I am impotent

AMC - Ain't My Car

Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people

Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet Cavalier - Absolute LEGEND!

Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate

Ford Explorer - I will not be caught dead in a mini van

Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull
up behind them.

Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.

Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.

Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.

Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle

Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)

Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

MGB - I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch penis.

Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal

Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu

Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet

Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wi

well I drive a Toyota........a Corolla even, but it's a champagne car not a white one and it has a spoiler..does this still mean that i zero personality? :p ..plus what abuot the Xrunner that's coming out soon?! hell i'd want to drive that well yeah it's a Toyota...... :p

I have a civic and that is the exact reason i got one, love it now :evillol:

good stuff :lol2:













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"Mazda
A Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road."

Bull shit. Since when are rx-7's boring, no image, or less imagination? Retired people drive Buicks, not mazdas.
:werd:

97Civics list is aloott better. :grinno:

Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people

Hell yeah :lol2:

But I've also owned a Daewoo, a ford falcon, ford laser and currently own a 93 camaro and a 2000 civic. so what does that say about me since i've owned such different cars?? :p

^ that you're a rich bastard with too much money and should give me some

I have a civic and that is the exact reason i got one, love it now :evillol:

LOL!!! :lol: Me too. :icon16:

Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit

What about Buick????

Porsche
Small dick or mid-life crisis.

Well, teh first one isn't a problem, but now I'm worried about my expected life span, I'm only 20! :uhoh:

look n00bl4r!! just face the facts, you are experiencing both. ;-) unfortinetley i dont own a swichblade.

The most zero-image car in the world?, ... a white Corolla

Go figure...that's what I'm driving right now...

"Mazda
A Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road."

Bull shit. Since when are rx-7's boring, no image, or less imagination? Retired people drive Buicks, not mazdas.
it's probably a reference to ford built mazda's. otherwise i agree with you.



so, are there any cars that you can drive or own without there being a negative connotation to go along with it?

-edit- upon closer inspection the nissan one isn't too bad. however I'd like to see a 350z or skyline as a "company car" :rolleyes:

What about Buick????

And Infiniti?

that was retarded...

Porsche
Small dick or mid-life crisis.
:lol2:

Retired people drive Buicks, not mazdas.

There's a lot of world out there besides the U.S. in which Buick doesn't sell cars, and by the Daewoo Matiz comment I'm going to assume this isn't an American list ;)

Your list forgot about Dodge too

...and Chevrolet and Chrysler and Ferrari and Lotus and Morgan and....

It's by no means made to be a complete list, and you have to remember that several American marques aren't sold worldwide, particularly wherever this list was made...

Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
:iagree:

look n00bl4r!! just face the facts, you are experiencing both. ;-) unfortinetley i dont own a swichblade.

Hahaha, now where is that ban command... :iceslolan

Besides, your momma only said that because I stopped putting out ;) I'll stick to the hotdog down a hallway analogy... If you throw a 12" bratwurst down a hallway, the outcome is the same. It's still a hallway :lol:

Fortunately you don't have a switchblade, you'd probably slash up your ankle horribly
:loser:

lol now now connor. at least im not the one in the passat type R ;-).

nissan's are anything but company cars, the only one would probably be a sentra. altimas, maximas, 350z's, and past cars (240sx, 300zx's) pack power with class and are not company cars.

Porsche
Small dick or mid-life crisis.



I'm not sure who came up with the stupid idea that people with expensive sports cars have small penises. I'm guessing it was a bunch of poor people who are jeolous of the people who HAVE expensive cars and they have to find a way to put them down to feel better about themselves. So they can tell themselves "oh, he has an expensive car, his dick is probably small and he can't fix that with money, so I must better than him". People like that deserve to die.

I bet that Holden part was written by a Ford fan....

Geez you people are digging way too deep into this one...


It's a frickin' joke!

:biggrin:

I'm not sure who came up with the stupid idea that people with expensive sports cars have small penises. I'm guessing it was a bunch of poor people who are jeolous of the people who HAVE expensive cars and they have to find a way to put them down to feel better about themselves. So they can tell themselves "oh, he has an expensive car, his dick is probably small and he can't fix that with money, so I must better than him". People like that deserve to die.

It's the notion that the owner is compensating for a shortcoming elsewhere. Since I have no shortcomings, I'm not compensating, I just love sports cars. Show me a reliable sports car in the $2000 CDN price range. The only one is the 924... Besides, it's a Porsche, and I can't pass up a Porsche at that price. :sunglasse

Geez you people are digging way too deep into this one...


It's a frickin' joke!

:biggrin:

what do you expect, we got big pride in our car companies. Even if it's a joke, some of us get hurt! :loser: :sly: :uhoh: :screwy:

Fark, Im the bosses gf.

Public-Enema can you even spell IQ?