i fucking hate old people

yes thats right i hate fuckin old people with a passion that is not measurable on any scale. and do you wanna know the kicker?

I JUST MOVED TO FUCKIN FLORIDA

and not only did i just move to florida i live near the tampa st pete area which is also know as the city of the living dead.

what do i hate about old people you may ask?

1. THEY CANT DRIVE WORTH A FUCK
2. when they do drive they go 20mph under the speed limit
3. they never use turn signals
4. they wait till you get close to pull out onto the road
5. they all drive big fuckin boats so they are safe and can crash into a kid in a civic and kill him and take his entire life away from him so they can live for 6 more months
6. they look like statues when they drive with thier mouth's wide open
7. they always have stupid bumper stickers all over thier cars
8. they think white wall tires are cool
9. they wear those big ass black glasses that look stupid as fuck
10. they use a walker or a fold up cart or a wheel chair cause they can barely move yet they are allowed to operate a motor vehicle
11. they never move out of the fast lane and when they do see #3
12. they always stop when they see an accident and cause a huge traffic jam, like they have never seen a fuckin accident in thier 90 years of life
13. they never move out of the way in the aisle in wal mart or any other store for that matter
14. they can buy only one thing at a store but there is always something to bitch about on the reciept thus backing up the line
15. they never put thier carts in the fucking cart return making me have to get a stratagy to park at the supermarket so my car isnt smashed into
16. they always hold me up at the gas station because they have 55 million fuckin lottery numbers to play
17. you cant talk to them about anything created after 1970 because they dont know about it and they dont want to know about it because of thier ignorance
18. they think that jeans that dont put your balls into your stomach or floss your twot are the stupodest things ever while thier clothes look like the tazmanian devil went fuckin nuts in a fabric store
19. they bitch about everything but do nothing to change anything
20. they read the obituaries before anything else in the newspaper.. how fucking morbid is that?!?!
21. they think they will always know more then you about everything because they been in wars and etc.. mutherfucker i lived in a fucking urban war zone for 23 years...dont tell me

anyone else feel free to add shit about old people so i can infuriate myself a little bit more

oops forgot one
22. they all smell

fuck you have some good fucking points. but remember that before you know it, you will be one and possess #1-22 ;)

dude i hear ya i lived in st pete tampa area a long time before joining the airforce and i got to put up with that stuff too, you get used to it find new ways to go places stuff like that , avoid seminole in pineless county at all cost it seems to be the worst area outside sun city center i was ran off of the road so many times it was unbeliveable , one time i got out and asked the guy if he could see , he could barely get his window open to talk to me and then said if i didnt drive such a small car he would have been able to see me , like the numbers on there telephones the cars have to be big for them to see them too but even if they do see them they wont move they go wherever they want just the way it is with most of them . i actualy street raced a 85 year old man in a licolin mark 8 almost got out and shook his hand but i was still stunned by the blue tip in the car actualy raceing me ......


"look like the tazmanian devil went fuckin nuts in a fabric store"
priceless dude best one ive heard in awhile

but i got one for you
"respect your elders " just kidding hehehehe


still laughing at taz going fuckin nuts...
Mike

oh and that smell , i guess you never smelled a decomposeing human body before? they actuly decompose as they piss poeple off by driveing there RASCAL scooter into every shelf and 11 year old kid in the store


Mike

I see how kids treat the elderly - if they do that shit to me in five or six decades, then I too will drive a Winibago down two lanes to get back at them. However, there are people who should not be allowed to drive - elderly included.













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1. THEY CANT DRIVE WORTH A FUCK
Neither can most of the driving population
2. when they do drive they go 20mph under the speed limit
We go 20mph over :devil:
3. they never use turn signals
3/4 of the driving population in general doesn't
4. they wait till you get close to pull out onto the road
Many a teenager has done this to me
5. they all drive big fuckin boats so they are safe and can crash into a kid in a civic and kill him and take his entire life away from him so they can live for 6 more months
Most accidents are caused by 16-24 year-olds
7. they always have stupid bumper stickers all over thier cars
Younger people plaster their cars with "Type R" and band stickers
8. they think white wall tires are cool
How bout them new Scorcher™ tires with colored tread?
9. they wear those big ass black glasses that look stupid as fuck
I despise though LOL
10. they use a walker or a fold up cart or a wheel chair cause they can barely move yet they are allowed to operate a motor vehicle
Younger kids ride around on those motorized skooters that sound like bumblebees on acid, cuz they are getting too lazy to walk
11. they never move out of the fast lane and when they do see #3
See my reply to #3
12. they always stop when they see an accident and cause a huge traffic jam, like they have never seen a fuckin accident in thier 90 years of life
Same applies to anyone
13. they never move out of the way in the aisle in wal mart or any other store for that matter
Same with teenybopper girls in the make-up aisle
14. they can buy only one thing at a store but there is always something to bitch about on the reciept thus backing up the line
When I used to work retail, people my age were the ones bitchin'
15. they never put thier carts in the fucking cart return making me have to get a stratagy to park at the supermarket so my car isnt smashed into
NO ONE puts their carts back, young or old
16. they always hold me up at the gas station because they have 55 million fuckin lottery numbers to play
Who wants to be a millionaire :p
17. you cant talk to them about anything created after 1970 because they dont know about it and they dont want to know about it because of thier ignorance
You can't talk to the younger generation about anything BEFORE 1970
18. they think that jeans that dont put your balls into your stomach or floss your twot are the stupodest things ever while thier clothes look like the tazmanian devil went fuckin nuts in a fabric store
I have to agree with this one
19. they bitch about everything but do nothing to change anything
If you ever visit Phoenix, come visit me at my office and I will show you people young and old in my office who do the above
20. they read the obituaries before anything else in the newspaper.. how fucking morbid is that?!?!
That was how I found out a few people I went to school with died
21. they think they will always know more then you about everything because they been in wars and etc.. mutherfucker i lived in a fucking urban war zone for 23 years...dont tell me
But teenagers know EVERYTHING:confused:
22. they all smell
I've smelled some pretty rank people of all ages, just take a visit to a government run hospital.

We have reasons for disliking the elderly, they have their reasons for disliking us. However we all were young once and we all are gonna get old :p

lol welcome to Flo-da the retirement state.

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I see how kids treat the elderly - if they do that shit to me in five or six decades, then I too will drive a Winibago down two lanes to get back at them.

LOL!! :hehe: I can picture you driving right-slow in a Winnibego taking up both lanes :D

More seriously tho, the elderly are the same as everything else. "The few spoil it for the many". There are alot of elderly drivers out there and they are good or better than cocky kids that create the majority of crashes.

I can name a handful of elderly ppl who shoudnt be able to drive a car, but I can also do the same for teenagers, and overall poor drivers.

My .02

I think its like the pot calling the kettle black. I know old people and young people that suck at driving. I know old people and young people that have a major funk. And not the be-bop kind either.

I tell you what, that is a complete stereotype. all The old people I know drive hella fast. In fact my grandpa just bought a mustang gt after owning a early 80's porsche. I don't think I have ever seen him go under 80 on the highway. LOL

Now my mom who is middle aged, she drives so fucking slow..

people of all ages and both gender's have that type of driver, it just seems that more old drivers are that way along with women drivers:eek:

As far as turnsignal use goes, hell in the city I live in, nobody uses their signal. in fact, there is a joke that if you see somebody use a turn signal, that person must be from out of town.

YOUNG PEOPLE?They'e just old people in training.:flipa::flipa: :flipa:

i'll admit, some old people are cool, but most are ignorant. i hate how they drive so slow!!!! im like late for work one day and im in a 55 zone, they're doing 50 mph!! and its a 4 lane road so they are riding side by side so i can't get by. one time i was on the interstate and some woman was doing that in a minivan, i passed her on the shoulder because she was driving so slow and wouldn't let me by, she was doing like 60 mph on an interstate connector thing, you know the two lane ones, and so was the person next to her so i couldn't pass on the left like i am suppose to.

They don't call Florida "God's Waiting Room" for nothing ya know.
Sorry gramps is annoying you so much.
I personally have it in for infants. Bastards are constantly babbling, shitting and drooling. It's all about them. What about me? What about my needs? When was the last time an infant got off it's lazy ass and got me a beer.

BTW - If anyone knows anything about a stolen Datsun Z shoot me a message as my buddy had his swiped in Philly.

spamming again eh,Tomster?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by i like naked girls

20. they read the obituaries before anything else in the newspaper.. how fucking morbid is that?!?!



They're only checkin' up on old friends

20. they read the obituaries before anything else in the newspaper.. how fucking morbid is that?!?!



The old man reads the Obits every morning in bed.If he doesn't see his own name, he gets dressed.