Tell me your car theft stories

Has anyone ever had their honda broken into, stolen, or vandalized? This happened to mine and i want to hear what happened to others.

Upened my car up using a shaved key. Got in rammed a screwdriver in the ignition until their shaved key would start it. Took off with my car right outside my window. Found it 3 days later with no rims no seatcovers no stereo, nothing in it. At least I still had the seats and engine and what not they didn't strip it all the way. But they made off with my 17" konig rims punks.


Now I have a plan!! I lock my car to the street light where I park with a bike lock. That way I can hear the punks breaking in. When I do, I will fire hot clam chowder down on them from the second story window to stunn them. Then jump out of the second story window and slide down the repel line I have hooked up and ready to go. I will get a hold of only one of the fellas as im sure they will all split up. And I will get ahold of one because I can run a 48 second quarter, and a 2:01 half. Then I will load him up in the back of my car that he was trying to steal and drive him to the harbor were the boat I work on is tied up. Then I will take him out about 10 miles out and zip tie him to the anchor. Then I will video tape him trying to cope with the fact that he is going down town china town. I will then take him back and leave him only with a leapord skin g string and a tatoo of the url to his new website on the side of the busiest street in town.

I will then take the video back and post in on a website dedicated to my car and its recent episode, the tatoo of the url on homeys arm will spark interest in all of his silly little friends. All of them will see and hopefully be cured of their little habit of taking peoples honda's. If not they will surely not try to get my car again.

Anyone who is interested come and get it! my car is on the corner of sonoma and georga in Vallejo. I can't wait.

Damn, that's quite a plan u got there. Have u thought this thing thru completely? and you must be a track runner.

Damn, that's quite a plan u got there. Have u thought this thing thru completely? and you must be a track runner. Impressive times.

Well I know all about being broken into. I currently own a semi modded Civic. Well it has been broken into three times. First time (when I first started working on my civic) they broke the passenger side window and stole out an awesome JVC Kameleon head unit. That was the only thing I had done so far and they did pop the hood to see if there was anything there oh yeah I had and have altezza tail lights. But the morons who boosted my HU pried the HU out of the molding that you put in to make it fit better (I forget the name for some reason) instead of taking the entire thing out considering the fact that would have been easier. The Second time I was broken into they stole about 11 dollars (a few dollars were sticking out of one of my consoles). When they broke into my car this time the had the audacity to peel away the metal around the driver side handle and jimmy the lock that way. To this day I have not gotten that fixed because it just makes me angry to think about it plus I am getiing it fixed for free eventually. Then the third time is the worst of it all. They put my car on blocks and used the original way of breaking into my car to steal another head unit. (that is also why I left it there because I didnt feel like having them do it again before i got an alarm or theft insurance). Oh the kicker is that they stole my stock rims (HX rims). So my lesson for anyone else out there first things are first get theft inssurance and an alarm before any other work is done.
I was told that each time by the cops that there has been a ring of car thefts in my area. If any of you are the people who did this to my car next time just ask me for 20 bucks and I will give it to you, about the rims and the head units keep the rims they suck but I wouldnt mind one of the HU's back. I do have an alarm now a DEI hornet (two-way pager) so when they are breaking into my car I can get paged and walk out into my apartment complex parking lot and shoot them all. Have a great day and I hope you have been taught a valuable lesson I know I have been, 1400 dollars later (original HU = 300 replacement HU = 150 Windo fixed = 200 New Wheels = 350 by the way being poor I couldnt afford much but I got a great deal stock EX wheels not steelies Alarm System = 400) :banghead:

well, my previous car got broke into twice. Once while i was in school i parked by the side of the school off campus. when i got back i saw that my Blaupkunt cd unit was gone, and the passegner door lock was drilled out.

second, I parked in my drive way at home and when I woke up i noticed the driver door was open, I looked inside to find my sony tape unit was stolen. They cracked the console center in the process. don't know how they got in, left door unlocked? Anywayz, i never put a radio in that car again.

I wonder if it was the same guy who tried to break into my garage earlier. Anywayz, I moved the hell out of that ghetto neighborhood! Here is the list of what happened in that neighborhood living there 3 years: 1. Neighbor got carjacked with their baby in the backseat by the side of my house.
2. my dad had a heart attack outside in front of our house and died at the hospital a few blocks away.
3. I witnessed about three car accidents in front of my house, one was my other neighbor
and some other bad things.

I learned: Becareful where and how you park your car, and if it ain't locked and bolted down, it will get stolen. Even then, if they really want it, it will be stolen. Thats life in the ghetto, do or die.

I live in a nice neighborhood in the middle of the Meth capital of the U.S. (Merced County, California - which is responsible for about 93% of the Meth produced in this country - every week you read in the paper of a farm house out in the country getting raided for being a meth lab) - anyways - my point is, I don't have to drive very far to see ghetto and all it's $#!ttyness - some stupid essays tried to carjack me one night at about 1 in the morning - but they failed because I knew what they were trying to do and I reacted quick enough so that they couldn't get the drop on me with their guns.

Anyways - I've had no incidents with my car other then the fact that I bought it with a salvaged title because one of the previous owners (probably the second one who bought it used from a Honda dealership with a Honda Certified Used Vehicle sticker on it) - anyways - it was a Civic Si, but it got stolen and stripped of it's engine, interior, and Rims - basically everything that made it an Si - I know it was an Si because it's got Si taillights and when you run the VIN number at Carfax.com it comes back saying it's an Si (too bad it's only a shell now with an EX heart, interior and wheels).

glad to say that my car hasnt been broken itno yet and hopefully never in the future.

ive heard that honda...i dont know about acura, are easy to break into. is this really true?