Nearly killed by a domestic riceboy!!!!

So domestic riceboy's BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!

Because I'm fucking gunning for you now, especially if you live in the Pittsburgh area and drive a maroon colored,unpainted bodykitted out chevy cavalier with a missing passenger side mirror.... YOUR ASS IS MINE FUCKTARD!!!!!!

For those who'd like to know the method to my madness, I was getting out of my friend's car after seeing a movie and as I closed the door and turned to walk to my apt, I get clipped in the ass by the side mirror of said cavelier, bounced off the front fender of friend's car and landed in the middle of the street only to look up and see a an SUV bearing down on me.... Luckily soccer mom Suzy knows how to use her brakes, so 10 e-props for soccer moms who don't drive with their heads up thier asses.

So after hitting me, Mr. backwards-visor-wigger-domestic-riceboy, slowed down, looked back, and took the fuck off....

So here I am now, home from the hospital with a briused ass and a bit of road rash on my left forearm..and amazingly, no broken bones in spite of a few witnesses swearing that the guy was going about 45-50 when he tried to show off to a Civic(a rather nice one, it turned out) that was traveling in the opposite direction... The guy in the Civic busted a Uturn and tried to chase the idiot down and get his plates, but not being from this area, he lost him at the first turns...

So besides being sore as hell, I'm alive, but thoroughly pissed....

To the driver of the Civic, good lookin out man...:ylsuper:

To the idiot domestic riceboy, should you ever find your missing mirror through you windshield, that's me holding my temper asswipe!!!!!!
:biggrin2: :bricks1:

what a dip shit. i hope you catch him, and teach him some respect.

moved to stress release,the only suitable forum for bulk profanity.:wink:

Originally posted by taranaki
moved to stress release,the only suitable forum for bulk profanity.:wink:

My bad, I didn't realise that until i already posted it, good lookin out man....

That is so hardcore fucked up man!!! Whip his arse good!!!!!!!

I do not advocate violence against this arseclown.

I do, however, advocate finding this motherfucker, fucking up his car, and calling the cops.

Originally posted by zebrathree
I do not advocate violence against this arseclown.

I do, however, advocate finding this motherfucker, fucking up his car, and calling the cops.

This is your best bet for retribution that won't smack you in the ass again.













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This is your best bet for retribution that won't smack you in the ass again.
Key teh car, break anything that can be broken, including gay body kit and spoiler, and stash some drugs in there. When he calls the cops walk by coincidentally and report that its him :licka:

I'd suggest get a bunch of friends and just spread out cruising the streets. If one of you spots him call the others and gather round, get his licence #, and call the cops. File a report as soon as you can beforehand though, so they know about this incident. There can't be that many maroon cavaliers with unpainted kits around...

How about the Soccermom, the Civic driver and you form the ultimate crime fighter squad and beat him down- damn that would be the most unlikely pairing :screwy:

The Super Retards?

If you pay me, I'll fly over there and fuck his car up for you. Professional CarHit Man and all.

hey zebra if he's got nice speakers send'em to me

Sure thing. Anyone else need any assorted engine or suspension bits? Bear in mind I dont know what Im doing, I just pull it off, so there may be some damage or missing bits.

Piss all over the door handles jam an orange in his exaust and pinch a steamer on his hood.

Anyone else need any assorted engine or suspension bits? .

If he has a nice cold-air intake can i have it?


P.S. Guys like that, give civilizied cav owners like myself, bad names :cya:

No worries. Since I dont know engines like I dont know my arse from my elbow, you'll need to supplie pics of the bit.

$500+ shipping cool?

how about a trade, I'll trade you my autographed picture of hulk-hogan and half a bottle of Boones Farm Peach Wine.... then we can talk about shipping....

Hmmmmm, the Hulk Hogen sounds like a good deal.

Thrown in half a doz of your finest fermented beverage, and you have yourself a deal.

Deal! and I'll even throw in some aresol cheese to go with the wine....

Deal! and I'll even throw in some aresol cheese to go with the wine....

:lol: you all are crazy...seriously though...I'd be looking for the son of a bitch and fuck his irresponsible ass up as soon as I found him. Then I'd take out what aggressions I had left on his car...then I'd leave him laying there. Now this is in West Virginia...In Pittsburg, being a much bigger city, I'd file a police report...how many crappily done cavs could be driving around there? Then I'd hope for his sake that the police get him before I did, in which case I'd do the same thing stated above. In small town West Virginia, it's not hard to find someone when their car stands out that much.

thats the way it is here, i live in the middle of no-where PA and everyone knows my car because im the only arshole cool enough to sport an aluminum spoiler....

P.S. I regret ever putting that god-forsaken thing on their I always get those :confused: looks because of it....

dude teach him a lesson. rip his body kit off and kick his ass. let us know what happens. take pics

hey guys! MAD props to the guys in the civic! All us cars lovers hsould be lookin out for one another no matter what car your drivin. Way to much hate between drivers! Way to use your head ricer man!

Mate, you're whoring.

what the FUCK

FUCK THAT SHIT

get a FUCKIN BAT and SMASH HIS FUCKIN WINDOWS AND SHIT

SMASH LIGHTS AND EVRERYTHING

SET THE MUTHAFUCKA ON FIRE

SET THE GUY ON FIRE TOO, BITCH ASS THINKS HE CAN HIT YOU AND SHIT

IF I WAS THERE, I WOULD CAUGHT THE MUTHAFUCKA

MUTHAFUCKA CANT EVEN DRIVE

MAKE SURE TO CARRY A BALL WITH THE BAT IN THE CAR OR ITS ILEGAL I THINK

JACK THE KEYS TO HIS CAR, TIE HIS HANDS UP AND LEAV HIM LAYING ON THE STREET THEN RUN HIS ASS OVER WITH HIS OWN CAR THEN THROW HIS CAR OFF A MUTHAFUCKIN CLIFF

:mad: :comprage1 :cya: :chair: :bananadie :bricks1: :swear: :twak:

Thanks everyone for the comments and support.. and getting this threat back on topic, lol.

Anyway, I still have yet to find the guy, the police don't seem to be in a hurry to track him down, but sooner or later this idiot will assume that everything has cooled down and start frequenting my area once again.... Patience is my virtue.